Me, just now: Someone needs to make a couch but it's wider so things (like me and my stuff) don't roll off all the time... Me, an instant later: Oh wait they do make those, I think they're called "beds"...

Sorry kid, my house my rules. I don't care how potty trained you are, you're wearing diapers and taking fiber supplements as instructed. If you refuse to use said diapers, laxatives and limited changes will be implemented until your attitude adjusts. Am I understood?

"the elites dont want you to know this but i just shit myself a little bit" -my wife @secretbrowser.bsky.social just now

Alien Hatchling who always goes for lap sits because she learned that's how eggs got taken care of so she's returning the favor 🥰

Thinking about... Favors! You're a potty training little getting looked after by your big brother/sitter for the weekend! (They're in high school/college so they're responsible enough to handle it!) You're potty training is going well, and they're happy to help when you gotta go! #thinking_about

I really need to write another "Thinking about..." involving cold weather and snow and snowsuits and the like. I don't think I've actually done any this year on that!

You're never gonna guess what sound I just heard... By Talos, this can't be happening!

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Realized that having a notification bubble on EVERY one of the (abdl/abdl adjacent) discord servers I'm in was bothering me so I went through each channel on every server, muting things I know I won't care about, and now there are no unread messages anywhere. It's magical!

“I'm glad you have enough love in your life that that response comes naturally. If anything, you should be proud of that :)”

I'm not gonna say anything. Not even gonna say one single thing. ... 🙄 ...... 😣 ......... 😖 ............ AHHHH ok I give up! @kahncub.bsky.social after WAAAAAY too much prune juice! Or @heather-oslo.bsky.social on a Tuesday Or lots of others I don't have space to tag🤭 (feel free to tag others!)

Filled my diaper and mommy just put me in the playpen instead of changing me 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Anybody wanna ask me anything this TMI Tuesday?

Keep an eye out coming next for Sk8 Smoothie is Episode 2!! 🌈✨

The diapee my friend put me in 🥰🍼

A friend changed me because I leaked at her place and that is so warm and safe and precious. Im so happy rn, I feel loved and seen by friendlies 🥰🍼 thats really special care and thought for your friends ^a^

NOTHING tying you down. Just the power dad has over you keeping your butt stuck to that chair as your body forces everything out, slowly pancaking under you, bubbling up the back untilllll

Amazing awesome art from a total cutie of a pupppyyyy 💗✨

I'll try this!

Guys look @kawaiiomo.bsky.social peed SO MUCH last night!😇

Thinking about... Special sleepover mattress for bedwetters that's a king size so everyone can fit on it and it has a disposable top layer that's just like 2 inches of diaper/booster sap and pulp with a waterproof layer underneath and you can fit like 10 bedwetting middles on it! #thinking_about

What if we made out on the changing table? This one was was really high up!

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Diaper check!!

Thoughts go here

The urge and need to absolutely fill my diapers.

Yes, the book has golden pages… Yes, I was double diapered… Yes, I was messy. Are there any other questions?🤓 (Repost so I can find my friends plz🩵)

By the way, this is the reason overalls exist!🥰

Pullups were made to be pushed into as hard as you can

Consider: Brain computer with low level hardware access to basically your whole body, and you made a mistake writing a program and now its stuck in an endless loop that makes you have an orgasm of random intensity every 30-180 seconds!

...why do i even bother wearing undies anymore when i end up suddenly smelling like pee and finding out i dribbled .__.;

Happy new years

When the kiddo stops there groove to focus on something i wonder if I was focusing on anything important when they took this video of me :0 the light squat and new smell definitely wasnt an indicator of what it was >~>

Waow! Mia got to 400 followers. We should do something special..... but I don't know what to do exactly yet 😅 I'm open to ideas...

Thinking about... Waking up feeling comfy and cozy and sleepily realizing you need to poop SUPER bad! Jolting awake and trying to get up but you're tangled up in your blankets! Frantically trying to tear your sheets off while you lose control and *vigorously* load your diaper~😖💩🫣 #thinking_about

Pet-play isn't really my thing but I had an idea that someone who's into might really like! Diapered puppy girl girlfriend tells you she has to potty, so you put her leash on and take her outside for a walk until she finds a spot she likes and then goes in her diaper~

I think it’s just so cool to do average everyday things in pamps :3 getting coffee? perfect time to fill your pants! playing games with friends? just lift up on your seat and mess with your friends! sleeping? better make sure your sheets are clean by getting a pamp on! #abdl

Also filling my swim diapers and making funny bunny faces in the infant pool toy floatie is pushing A LOT of buttons.

There's a lot of talk about squatting and "pushies". But I love the idea of having zero control. Just suddenly going, with no effort or forewarning. Whether eating, talking, playing, snuggling, shopping, in class, at work. Just suddenly feeling your diaper start to fill, helpless to stop it. 😳

THIS. As absurd as it sounds, its really important that the precedent set by this case be "Adults wearing diapers and/or drawings is not the same thing as child abuse" instead of the alternative.

The patented Christmas waddle of the potty trainee who should be wearing pull ups like normal but Christmas with family over is too busy to worry about bringing them to the potty so they end up on the change table right alongside their much younger cousins because it's "convenient" for "everyone"

this is one of my favorite tropes, “yes i know you’ve been doing such a good job making it to the potty lately but just for today its going to be easier for everyone for you to just go in your pants”

its one of those slow boat rides too so you just have to sit there next to her embarrassed with a very obvious load in your pants through the whole ride >w>

potty traning date that's literally just a regular date except you're not allowed to use the bathroom on your own or even say you have to go so all you can do is squirm in front of me in public and hope I catch on before your diapers do~

Guys he's climbing fast he's making a break for the International Space Station!

If anyone out there was starting to question if Santa REALLY does exist, question no more! NORAD is tracking him on radar! www.noradsanta.org/en/map This also is great even if you've never had any doubts and just wanna know how much longer it'll be before he gets to your house!

Thinking about... It's Christmas eve and you're really excited because Santa is coming tonight and you've tried every trick in the book to stay up later than normal (including several glasses of water) and the only thing you have left is telling mommy you need to go pee! #thinking_about

Whenever I step away from bluesky for a few days for any reason the problem I have when I come back is there's sooooo many cool pictures and art to see and icky accidents to watch (and hear!🤭) and stories to read! It's like I'm playing catch-up and can't give everything the attention it deserves!😖

Thinking about... Little who's CG put them back in diapers for a while but they still ask if it's OK to use them *every* time they need to go~😳 #thinking_about

I need to restart my computer because of like 3 different and unrelated programs that need a reboot to finish installing but I've got some really good bluesky tabs open in my browser right now and they're all in private mode so I can't just restore from last session🥺