Hi friends, I lost my job but have been interviewing and applying like crazy and I’m feeling pretty good. In the meantime I am doing a small ‘subathon’ over on my twitch. My best friend is currently playing Balatro but I’ll be doing a full dark souls run for the first time ever.

The day has finally arrived, I can finally try Arc Raiders… I didn’t try any of the play tests because I’m a moron. Let’s fuck up some dystopian robots, come hang out with me on Twitch twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

This dork has great intentions on streaming OSRS and maybe some MTG tonight after work. Will reply to this when I’m actually live in nine ish hours! Twitch.tv:heavyhandswings

At some point this becomes a cry for help.

Oh yeah, AFI fucking ruled

Shoutout The Salt Shed playing Talk Talk in-between sets.

The Salt Shed is an absolutely incredible venue.

My body is so ready for AFI at the salt shed. Super cool venue

I am awake and feeling ALIVE. The kids are about to go out the door to school / daycare which means I’m gonna go get coffee and do a day stream of some OSRS and maybe some other stuff if I get bored of skilling / questing. Come hang out in like THIRTY MINUTES Twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

I didn't really accomplish anything other than grinding out some pre-reqs for bigger quests.... but I did start AND finish The Fremennik Trials so I look like a badass with this new helmet. Enjoy the fit, tell me I look handsome

annnnnd we are off to the races. Slayer grinding / questing / aimless wandering while Hasan describes the unthinkable horrors of our current state of society. Shoutout PuffCo (puffy the vampire slayer) for de-stressing (sponsoring) this rot sessshh

I feel like I’ve actually lost it, maybe I’ll just sit in silence for another night playing OSRS until well past my bedtime.

It’s the END of September today? What the FUCK

Come watch this dork play OSRS poorly. It’s a blast, I pinky swear twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

Potty training is easily the dumbest I’ve ever felt as a father

2:30am is the perfect time for a panic attack, catching up on wrestling, and OSRS grinding.

Listening to the new missing link and aimlessly grinding in OSRS. I miss you, come say hi 🥹 twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

I am sorry Bluesky, I abandoned you. I am back, married, and ready to shit post.

Not me only posting stream stuff months a part. I’m sorry. But look at how awesome I’m gonna look on stream twitch x heavyhandswings

Haven’t used this platform in a minute. Sorry. Live now trying to look like I know what I’m doing in POE2 twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

Another successful stream. Finished placements in OW2 and we hit Platinum 5! Raided out to @midge007.bsky.social after a couple of (failed) rounds of Balatro. Thanks for all the love 🫡🫡

I just hit the start stream button, there is some funky music playing in my ear and we are ready to go! Come say hello :)

I might say heck it and stream something tonight. No clue what it’ll be but I’m hoping to see do many familiar faces :) Twitch.tv/HeavyHandSwings Bonus baby pictures because how can you ignore that

I think it should be illegal for me to wait another HOUR before I can go eat shitty fast food. A Baja blast would fix me, but I’m being held back

True. True true true true. Especially the part where Jugg called Ben Shapiro and his kind rat fucks. Can only hope someone will have a charming set of three words for the unfortunate bullets that have to go through Ben’s husk

still wild to me that the Blair Witch Project is real and the Blair Witch exists and she just gets to be an influencer now like nothing happened

I’m never more in tune with an AEW crowd than I am when they are booing Serena Deeb

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

I love Reddit cuz you can follow a Bigfoot subreddit where someone asks “Can Bigfoots get human diseases?” and responses range everywhere from “yes but they’re better off because they don’t get vaccinated” to “actually the plural of Bigfoot is Bigfeet” to “the Bigfoot i saw definitely had the flu.”

After a couple of hours of trying everything I could I double checked the first thing I did.. turns out I didn’t finish that first fucking step. Stream tomorrow to make up for tonight. Sorry I’m so stupid y’all

Closing in my old position at work, feels really weird. Gonna stream afterwards, maybe @thejuggernaut6789.bsky.social will play Tarkov with me? Maybe I’ll play some Path of Exile 2? Maybe I won’t play anything AT ALL twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

I saw a clip on TikTok of Goldberg wrestling Lesnar and the caption was ‘who should Goldbergs final match be against?’, it took everything in me to not comment ‘a shotgun’

I’m in the work bathroom thinking about the Continental Classic and playing some WoW. I know I just started and I’m struggling at lvl 35 on an expansion that’s much easier (cataclysm, so I’m told) but I want to try out hardcore.

I don’t have as much time to listen to music as I would like, and I will be figuring out a way to get more music into my ears this next year.. but my Apple Music replay still makes sense even though I only used it for a few months

It isn’t fair that I naturally run so hot, I just want to hang out on the sales floor in a hoodie but I’m literally drenched in sweat

Dave the Diver was so *freaking* good that I'm getting right back into it again tonight. Just finished Wednesday night Dynamite so you know what that means twitch.tv/heavyhandswings #smallstreamer #twitch Does that do anything ^^

around 42% of all marriages end in divorce. that is a very high regret rate for people committing to life changing decisions. the state should do something, ultimately we should ban marriage entirely

I genuinely don't know if I can make the changes necessary to actually take care of myself and at 35 years old I'm frustrated to tears that I can't adjust even the smallest things to make my life better. Why am I so fucking dumb?

Dave the Diver has been incredible so far. Thanks to Knoxler (I'll look for you after this) for the raid, sent all the love over to @thejuggernaut6789.bsky.social Thanks for all the love, catch ya next time :)

twitch.tv/heavyhandswings I’m gonna get absolutely crushed in OW2 comp, might switch it up a bit later but come hang out with the sick boy.

Phone case finally got here, no more nerves around holding my phone

Need more Silent Hill in my life, so cmon in and watch me scream! twitch.tv/thejuggernau... #SilentHill2 #HorrorStreamer #IndieGame #Hotsauce #BeanBoozled @ceosofscreams.bsky.social #Channel13Horror

I like this place, it’s a whole lot better than that other hellholes owned by one of the worst humans to exist, but if this place doesn’t get me the fuck outta Swiftie / books / football (both US and the world) I’m gonna lose my fucking mind

Nothing gets the heart racing quite like being home alone with my two kids and getting locked in the bathroom. Much harder to knock a piece of shit door down than you think it would be.

This Danny v Okada match fucking rules.

Started Collision late but boy do I love seeing Juice Robinson on my television, my 5 year old is incredibly into this match right now

Only took me until level 34 to realize my wand has an entirely separate attack from my staff.. you could pretty much just assume I’m going to become the greatest mage on this WoW server

I gotta follow more people on here, let me see if I can correctly type up some sort of engagement post. Give this a like if you post about: Wrestling Twitch / gaming Horror movies Politics (preferably the non-batshit kind) Hardcore / punk / metal

I love my wife! Lets see them lockscreens!

Anyone willing to come over and trim my mustache for me? I can’t drink coffee correctly and it’s driving me insane.