annnnnd we are off to the races. Slayer grinding / questing / aimless wandering while Hasan describes the unthinkable horrors of our current state of society. Shoutout PuffCo (puffy the vampire slayer) for de-stressing (sponsoring) this rot sessshh

I feel like I’ve actually lost it, maybe I’ll just sit in silence for another night playing OSRS until well past my bedtime.

It’s the END of September today? What the FUCK

Come watch this dork play OSRS poorly. It’s a blast, I pinky swear twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

Potty training is easily the dumbest I’ve ever felt as a father

2:30am is the perfect time for a panic attack, catching up on wrestling, and OSRS grinding.

Listening to the new missing link and aimlessly grinding in OSRS. I miss you, come say hi 🥹 twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

I am sorry Bluesky, I abandoned you. I am back, married, and ready to shit post.

Not me only posting stream stuff months a part. I’m sorry. But look at how awesome I’m gonna look on stream twitch x heavyhandswings

Haven’t used this platform in a minute. Sorry. Live now trying to look like I know what I’m doing in POE2 twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

Another successful stream. Finished placements in OW2 and we hit Platinum 5! Raided out to @midge007.bsky.social after a couple of (failed) rounds of Balatro. Thanks for all the love 🫡🫡

I just hit the start stream button, there is some funky music playing in my ear and we are ready to go! Come say hello :)

I might say heck it and stream something tonight. No clue what it’ll be but I’m hoping to see do many familiar faces :) Twitch.tv/HeavyHandSwings Bonus baby pictures because how can you ignore that

I think it should be illegal for me to wait another HOUR before I can go eat shitty fast food. A Baja blast would fix me, but I’m being held back

True. True true true true. Especially the part where Jugg called Ben Shapiro and his kind rat fucks. Can only hope someone will have a charming set of three words for the unfortunate bullets that have to go through Ben’s husk

still wild to me that the Blair Witch Project is real and the Blair Witch exists and she just gets to be an influencer now like nothing happened

I’m never more in tune with an AEW crowd than I am when they are booing Serena Deeb

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

I love Reddit cuz you can follow a Bigfoot subreddit where someone asks “Can Bigfoots get human diseases?” and responses range everywhere from “yes but they’re better off because they don’t get vaccinated” to “actually the plural of Bigfoot is Bigfeet” to “the Bigfoot i saw definitely had the flu.”

After a couple of hours of trying everything I could I double checked the first thing I did.. turns out I didn’t finish that first fucking step. Stream tomorrow to make up for tonight. Sorry I’m so stupid y’all

Closing in my old position at work, feels really weird. Gonna stream afterwards, maybe @thejuggernaut6789.bsky.social will play Tarkov with me? Maybe I’ll play some Path of Exile 2? Maybe I won’t play anything AT ALL twitch.tv/heavyhandswings

I saw a clip on TikTok of Goldberg wrestling Lesnar and the caption was ‘who should Goldbergs final match be against?’, it took everything in me to not comment ‘a shotgun’

I’m in the work bathroom thinking about the Continental Classic and playing some WoW. I know I just started and I’m struggling at lvl 35 on an expansion that’s much easier (cataclysm, so I’m told) but I want to try out hardcore.

I don’t have as much time to listen to music as I would like, and I will be figuring out a way to get more music into my ears this next year.. but my Apple Music replay still makes sense even though I only used it for a few months

It isn’t fair that I naturally run so hot, I just want to hang out on the sales floor in a hoodie but I’m literally drenched in sweat

Dave the Diver was so *freaking* good that I'm getting right back into it again tonight. Just finished Wednesday night Dynamite so you know what that means twitch.tv/heavyhandswings #smallstreamer #twitch Does that do anything ^^

around 42% of all marriages end in divorce. that is a very high regret rate for people committing to life changing decisions. the state should do something, ultimately we should ban marriage entirely

I genuinely don't know if I can make the changes necessary to actually take care of myself and at 35 years old I'm frustrated to tears that I can't adjust even the smallest things to make my life better. Why am I so fucking dumb?

Dave the Diver has been incredible so far. Thanks to Knoxler (I'll look for you after this) for the raid, sent all the love over to @thejuggernaut6789.bsky.social Thanks for all the love, catch ya next time :)

twitch.tv/heavyhandswings I’m gonna get absolutely crushed in OW2 comp, might switch it up a bit later but come hang out with the sick boy.

Phone case finally got here, no more nerves around holding my phone

Need more Silent Hill in my life, so cmon in and watch me scream! twitch.tv/thejuggernau... #SilentHill2 #HorrorStreamer #IndieGame #Hotsauce #BeanBoozled @ceosofscreams.bsky.social #Channel13Horror

I like this place, it’s a whole lot better than that other hellholes owned by one of the worst humans to exist, but if this place doesn’t get me the fuck outta Swiftie / books / football (both US and the world) I’m gonna lose my fucking mind

Nothing gets the heart racing quite like being home alone with my two kids and getting locked in the bathroom. Much harder to knock a piece of shit door down than you think it would be.

This Danny v Okada match fucking rules.

Started Collision late but boy do I love seeing Juice Robinson on my television, my 5 year old is incredibly into this match right now

Only took me until level 34 to realize my wand has an entirely separate attack from my staff.. you could pretty much just assume I’m going to become the greatest mage on this WoW server

I gotta follow more people on here, let me see if I can correctly type up some sort of engagement post. Give this a like if you post about: Wrestling Twitch / gaming Horror movies Politics (preferably the non-batshit kind) Hardcore / punk / metal

I love my wife! Lets see them lockscreens!

Anyone willing to come over and trim my mustache for me? I can’t drink coffee correctly and it’s driving me insane.

I may feel like garbage but that doesn’t mean I shouldn’t stream? I think? I don’t know, but I’m live playing WoW classic RIGHT NOW Come say hi Twitch.tv/heavyhandswings I’m lvl 32 and it’s the furthest I’ve ever gotten. Come tell me how I’m doing everything wrong

Nothing like a new phone to really spice up a Friday night.

I may be home sick because my body is dog shit at handling any weather changes at all but at least it’s beanie season! Oh and I guess I’m also thankful for my beautiful little family

I don’t think it’s an issue that I’ve had Dave’s Hot Chicken three times this week.

God Mariah May is so good at being hateable. Leave MINA ALONE

That match was awesome. I can’t wait to see more Hayter on my TV #Dynamite

the left: 'people are vulnerable, we should protect them.' the right: 'people are vulnerable, we should exploit them.' any questions?

It’s Wednesday night, you know what that means. Oh, you don’t? I’m gonna get high and watch wrestling.

Forgot to finish this one from Juggtober! Hollowbody returns! twitch.tv/thejuggernau... #Hollowbody #HorrorStreamer #IndieGame #Hotsauce #BeanBoozled @ceosofscreams.bsky.social #Channel13Horror

Please support my favorite content creator. Dude is genuinely one of the nicest, funniest dudes on the planet.. only downfall is he plays games that scare the shit out of me. Proof in his clips of me being on his stream and dying from fear