ㅤ 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘈 𝘰𝘧 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘯 𝘋𝘦𝘬 synthetic researcher & mega fauna enthusiast. now with legs. ㅤ

this planet taught me how to hate

hey can you pass me that vape i'll let you hit it

oh shit i

aw, i'll make it right. over pancakes?

so i can eat the food?

i could get into this...

sounds like a success story in the making! let's go.

sounds like a personal failing on your part. what's ihop?

now i'm hungry.

KARMA RETRIBUTION

okay fine just 16.

yo can i get 17 large fries please

aw a cute little bug!

like okay okay or okay okay?

yes ma'am! hey i bet most of my blood is back now...

you want me to spy on her? pick her up?

aw man, remembering

naughty blonde? say no more. you think she's like you?

i'll get searching first thing tomorrow. until then, maybe we could have a... drink & a conversation? get to know you better?

it's fine. i've been here before. it's got its upsides & its downsides. are we going somewhere else?

like a bat. you'd look so good in a cave.

what lovely lady isn't adept at a little window-based gymnastics? i believe it.

WHOA where did YOU- where did you come from? hi wow hey

this whole planet's gotta go

... ... yes it does.

unhappy meal

whatever dude i don't need your shitty urf fries.

Go & eat your damn happy meal. Oh & get me 7 large fries while you're at it thanks.

now you're just kicking me while i'm down.

my unhappy meal.

i have food at home.

what the cruk is a happy meal

u g h. it was worth a try.

all meals should be happy meals, you're so right.

tentacles, huh...

it's like, the noble thing to do. listen to your heart.

this is the worst day of my life.

do they do veggie nuggets? seven large veggie nuggets please.

ten large fries please.

sick of this planet & its crazy rules

that's like the great green mother of this world, right? but he's just some dude in sandals?

what are you my priest?

hey

urf SUCKS man

getting thrown out of denny's

there's a new blowjob booth in town???

like growing plants in zero gravity or on space stations, y'know? kinda practical applications, making hardy plants. i'm also from a planet way more advanced than earth. but like, who isn't?