that's sweet. i've got a lot of baggage. including literally twins on the way. but thanks.

at least a couple times in my imagination.

the secret is you're pregnant.

is she having some kinda panic attack?

now starting delalo upper deck crash test 1. anti grav baby-catchers on. hey @universejumping.bsky.social come here a sec.

i'll put you down for three extensive workout sessions?

how long can reacquiring abs possibly take

you wanna hit the vape with me brother

“not at all. in fact given how totally crukking broke i am right now, i appreciate it.”

not that's she's ever drank alone c'mon look at her.

“which is not very often, right? well lucky me, i hate drinking alone. i hate drinking non-alcoholic grape juice alone even more.”

“not like i used to, but this place does the best non-alcoholic grape juice this side of the great green nebula.”

hey beautiful.

man i need to fill.

no i need like, cool dad hobbies. like working with lumber to make a porch. or uhhhh grilling veggie steaks.

i said cool, i said adult, i said hobby. i said cool.

no i can't drink i have to prove a point.

never again! you got me in big trouble last time.

that's under drugs, tragically.

what's a cool adult hobby that isn't drugs?

yeah i can drive it's ea

i'm thinking about getting into mushrooms.

kara is hot when she's getting mad about the military.

terrified! crukking terrified.

damn girl you kinda look like my heavily pregnant wife.

you're hot when you're funny.

charity work :-)

it's a mating ritual.

i got a crazy idea to help all these poor women in need

listening INTENTLY.

that's wild, the great green mother gave us eyes to look at hot chicks.

she's soooo beautiful it hurts to like, gaze upon her.

hey girl wanna meet my heavily pregnant soulmate

should i be sitting down?

that sounds kinda hot so uhh, yes please.

i can do worse.

like to your vagina or

gay.

ㅤㅤ𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄! I'm called the Doctor, this is Romana, and who might you be—? ㅤ

should i show a little titty on my cover photo maybe would that get me a job?

i'm leon sex kennedy.

chicks let you hit if you seem vulnerable 👍

what the hell is a "video"

bandwagoning.

this hoverboard is gonna make for a SICK baby transportation system.

not another one...