ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ hey. wanna take a ride? ㅤ

it's the stress of having a heavily pregnant and missing wife imo

fuck them wizards, yo

i'm TRYING to nap here bro

OWWW!!!! okay fine get the dye!

the only magic i care about is in your eyes baby

life is pain, valerie, destroy it.

( friendly ass smack. ) later!

yeah well that's not the point. how am i looking back there, any grays? you see any grays you ELIMINATE them, understand?

just shut up and go home and i will meet you in... one hour. for dinner. i'll pick something up on the way, you need to eat real food.

am i invited to stay the night? and hey, don't worry, i love a mess.

we can go out! or we can go to your place if that's easier? do i need to bring an overnight bag?

ugh, fine. the blue one. this is totally humiliating.

waffles for dinner? hey, works for me!

you're not broke too, are you? what kinda food do you like?

wanna get dinner or something?

guess we'll see, won't we? you uhhh, doing anything right now?

( begrudgingly does so. ) i dunno, it should look kinda disheveled...

is it mostly athletic women in skintight outfits?

i don't know about this, kid. i mean artie's still missing...

good enough for me, i'm in.

this some kinda protection racket?

oh, huh! that's kinda beyond me, ethically speaking.

DON'T EAT SENTIENT ANYTHING!!

yeah girl get those titties OUT

it was a selfie

that's the biggest dick i've ever seen.

yeah, it does do that, huh? wow! hi! wow. i'm del. wow.

Those big man honkers.

yeah i really think my way just kinda works better, but thanks?

yo this is deeply fucked

the other seat is for my food though?

why'd they put the steering wheel so far away on urf cars??

that's what i told my pregnant wife when her rack started expanding like a pair of over-inflated balloons ready to pop

i'll try but i'm having a hard time forming coherent sentences for some big- i mean weird reason.

power girl kinda...

/ i was away for like 30 minutes lmao

yeah, me too.

oh um, you wouldn't know it! it's gone, sadly. wiped out.

i guess i just miss my planet.

ugh, i'll just get it myself. hope the book helps!

i'm cutting down sure but given the *ongoing situation* i've decided to treat myself.

tea? what are you, my grandma? i'm good. you got beer?

i say it several times a day.

this planet is insane.

get off my sofa!!

( visibly texting. ) yeah.

i'm picking up signals that kara may have a problem with alcohol

no i haven't actually read it i just looked at the pictures.