hey titties nice girl

hello—

i'd be even more thankful if i had some waffles & pancakes drowned in syrup

I'm thankful for those titties.

suit yourself, man. hey where's cassie?

oh hey thanks— ( CRUNCH )

damn that talking pizza taught me a lot about myself.

i think i'm having pizza induced hallucinations.

holy shit i found some leftover pizza at the back of the refrigeration chamber. yoink!

no, dude, a car-man is like, a half robot dude, with wheels, or whatever? you're telling me this thing can't take off?

hey baby need me to... water your garden?

what's wrong with the takeoff gear?

yeah, man— (crashes immediately)

nice texture. still surprisingly firm & smooth. not leathery at all.

nice gear stick

yeah i can drive urf cars, they're just like women.

some of the time i gotta yell.

yeah i could use a drink!

whoa that's a HUGE dick

she can speak loads of languages anyway. galactic common, galactic basic, standard galactic, tree,

why would i ever want to do that?

i'm preparing for my dad era. problem is i'm way too hip & down with it to be a dad, dads are supposed to be lame. how do i make myself lame?

oh hey lalo want a beer?

did we uh, ever solve the first gas leak?

kinda like chlorine gas yo

why don't YOU work at denny's while i pursue an actual career in space gardening.

i'm a VEGETARIAN.

( lighting several cigarettes. ) you mean for work? i dunno...

then what else can i turn into a maternity ward?

ok me next. so you're on board with clearing out the smoke den?

lalo, if you're not gonna help me get rid of all these vape cartridges, cigarettes, booze & other illicit narcotics, then you're gonna have to help me ingest the whole treasury.

what's it matter? what's it matter? this kid is gonna be the first quintainian born in i don't know how long! everything has to be perfect. perfect. perfect. perfect!!!!

says every single one of the dozens of parenting books i've looked through!

it's *our* kid. you can't have fun with a kid around, it's like, impossible.

oh yeah i'm tossing out everything we have that's even a little bit fun.

i was just gonna turn the smoke den into a maternity ward.

i'm not letting art give birth anywhere near that dump.

you're getting off track.

yeah i'm tryna find a landing site but our stupid spaceship is so crukking big... let's just land on all these abandoned cars.

it's the galactic denny's headquarters.

that's what the locals call urf. how do you fuck up the pronunciation of your own planet? dumbasses.

okay ham is earth meat, right? we just gotta find an earth animal. one that's already dead!! to minimize suffering.

that'd lose so many customers.

i'm back on board.

it's totally different!! it kills you in a totally different way.

hey girl wanna hit the vape