Seeing a super straight dude with his nails painted a very feminine color is genuinely so heart-warming. It's this silent acknowledgement that they're not only an ally but an outspoken one.

There's a talking book and killer slimes but at least my outfit's right. #atelier

For better or worse - life is never quite what you expect.

I assumed that the closer I got to 40, the more serious dudes would become. Imagine my surprise when everyone my age (and older) decided they were only looking for "friends and fun".

It's midnight. Power Rangers is on TV. Cake is in my belly. Unfortunately, my only cuddle buddy is my heating pad. On the bright side, they just got their Thunder Megazords.

Sadly, this is my highest level of craftiness.

Omg she really is psychic. #animalcrossing

I started my blood pressure medicine today. I'm officially middle age! (I'm 37 - close enough)

It's a wonderful day to not mourn Nazis.

The fact that I can't romance Olric is the biggest bug in the game. #fieldsofmistria

The only interesting part of that Nintendo Direct was the talking flower.

For anyone that might be confused - it's okay to not feel bad that a hateful POS got what was coming to him. Racists and bigots are way too comfortable.

Getting sick as a kid was so much better than being sick as an adult. Skipping school was free - skipping work is NOT 😷😵‍💫

I'm not a violent person but I would happily watch someone curb stomp Nancy Mace. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6SYtwUt/

Was it stupid? Yes. Was it pretty? No. Did it work? Eventually. #totk

Right into the left tower. I swear this wasn't intentional! #totk

Witches in Salem from 1692-1693:

Never mess with the almighty Tux 💪

Henry "Enrique" Tarrio. Proud Boys leader, convicted thief, drug dealer, smuggler, human trafficker, and far-right terrorist (among other things). Pardoned and released by Donald Trump.

We are witnessing the rise of Adolf Hitler in Donald Trump. The consolidation of power is just the beginning. The Nazi party ruled for 12 years - hopefully this one is less.

How many times am I going to hear "BREAKING NEWS" today? This is gonna be the longest four years of our lives.

Same, girl.