Waking up every day checking the news like:

Okay, this is for sure the best DLC so far 🥰 #dreamlightvalley

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Filing your taxes shouldn't require special services or software. Why does America suck so fucking badly? It fucking capitalism on crack.

It's kind of giving cat burglar. Meow meow bitch. #animalcrossing

Am I in his mouth or his asshole? (Not the first time I've asked that)

Further proof that Grindr is a cesspool.

I can just look at someone and tell they wipe back to front.

Rewatching Sherlock and I KNEW season four was gonna fuck me up. I haven't sobbed like this in so long 🥺

Chuck has clearly never won a fight.

We had one step forward and a million steps back.

Disgusting sellouts. They'll have blood on their hands just like their Republican coconspirators.

drop that one song that instantly lifts your mood

My four most anticipated games of 2026 (and beyond) 🎮

My timeline is full of hot liberal daddies and I couldn't be ha(rder)ppier.

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Daddy Mamdani 😍

Introduce yourself with: One Book One Movie One TV Show One Album

Gay af 🏳️‍🌈 #animalcrossing

Hypothetically, if I asked someone who they voted for and they got defensive... that would be a red flag, right?

When things get really hard mentally and physically I tend to withdraw. I hate being miserable around other people and making them feel crummy too. Or making them feel like I'm begging for sympathy. Just feels icky.

It's almost 3am and I'm scrolling TikTok. Video after video of other people in the same mental space as me. All I can think is that I have the overwhelming urge to try to help them. Or to reach out and make friends with people that feel like I do.

In case there was ever any doubt. The rumors are true. I'm bald. #animalcrossing

While I'm on the subject I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking - Zohran Mamdani is hot af.

The only thing that we want is to be the country we were told we were as kids.

Quick reminder that the Republican party should be ashamed of themselves and that anyone voting red is a treasonous asshole.

Con - The game forces you to have hair. Pro - I look ADORABLE!

Part of me says I don't need a man. The other part wants to smash through a wall (Kool-Aid man style) and snatch the first one I see.

Is it a bad day to mention we support local accounts?

I'm absolutely not playing Pokemon ZA early. That would be illegal and I'm an upstanding citizen. 😈

I watched KPop Demon Hunters and now I'm in love with an animated character.

I have a bad habit of starting projects and then giving up on them. I just let doubt take over and I feel like if it can't be perfect then it's a waste of time. I'm really proud to say that as of last night I've completed two of my Github projects.

I aspire to be Special Agent Dana Scully when I grow up.

I'm literally the manager of this camp you big back fool.

Seeing a super straight dude with his nails painted a very feminine color is genuinely so heart-warming. It's this silent acknowledgement that they're not only an ally but an outspoken one.

There's a talking book and killer slimes but at least my outfit's right. #atelier

I assumed that the closer I got to 40, the more serious dudes would become. Imagine my surprise when everyone my age (and older) decided they were only looking for "friends and fun".

It's midnight. Power Rangers is on TV. Cake is in my belly. Unfortunately, my only cuddle buddy is my heating pad. On the bright side, they just got their Thunder Megazords.

Sadly, this is my highest level of craftiness.

Omg she really is psychic. #animalcrossing

I started my blood pressure medicine today. I'm officially middle age! (I'm 37 - close enough)

It's a wonderful day to not mourn Nazis.

The fact that I can't romance Olric is the biggest bug in the game. #fieldsofmistria

The only interesting part of that Nintendo Direct was the talking flower.

Getting sick as a kid was so much better than being sick as an adult. Skipping school was free - skipping work is NOT 😷😵‍💫

I'm not a violent person but I would happily watch someone curb stomp Nancy Mace. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6SYtwUt/