The US killed the leader of Iran. Can Iran PLEASE return the fucking favor? I'm sick of waking up every goddamn day and finding out he wasn't horrifically murdered.

What's it like to live in a peaceful country where you're taken care of? What does it feel like to not worry about healthcare or how you're going to afford to continue eating? How angry do we have to be before we do something?

Another birthday, another year no one got me a stripper. This (like me) is getting old.

If you don't have at least one photo of Reba in your camera roll, you're not gay.

We're waiting!

Why anyone would still choose an iPhone is beyond me.

I've never felt more hopeless.

With my whole pussy

Fun! 🙃

Let's get festive.

Honestly kinda relatable.

This is a complete fucking lie.

Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍

I know it's not much but I fully made this from scratch and it was good af 🍜🥰

I injured my dick, how's your day going?

It sounds corny af but after several really difficult months I feel like I'm starting to find myself again 🥲

Bock bock bitch 🦃

I wish we could edit posts on Bluesky because the typo is KILLING me.

What's a continent if not a fat island?

I once told a straight man how many moons Jupiter has - he was shocked and asked me how many suns in has. He was serious.

Waking up every day checking the news like:

Okay, this is for sure the best DLC so far 🥰 #dreamlightvalley

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Filing your taxes shouldn't require special services or software. Why does America suck so fucking badly? It fucking capitalism on crack.

It's kind of giving cat burglar. Meow meow bitch. #animalcrossing

Am I in his mouth or his asshole? (Not the first time I've asked that)

Further proof that Grindr is a cesspool.

I can just look at someone and tell they wipe back to front.

Rewatching Sherlock and I KNEW season four was gonna fuck me up. I haven't sobbed like this in so long 🥺

Chuck has clearly never won a fight.

We had one step forward and a million steps back.

Disgusting sellouts. They'll have blood on their hands just like their Republican coconspirators.

drop that one song that instantly lifts your mood

My four most anticipated games of 2026 (and beyond) 🎮

My timeline is full of hot liberal daddies and I couldn't be ha(rder)ppier.

🥰

Daddy Mamdani 😍

Introduce yourself with: One Book One Movie One TV Show One Album

Gay af 🏳️‍🌈 #animalcrossing

Hypothetically, if I asked someone who they voted for and they got defensive... that would be a red flag, right?

When things get really hard mentally and physically I tend to withdraw. I hate being miserable around other people and making them feel crummy too. Or making them feel like I'm begging for sympathy. Just feels icky.

It's almost 3am and I'm scrolling TikTok. Video after video of other people in the same mental space as me. All I can think is that I have the overwhelming urge to try to help them. Or to reach out and make friends with people that feel like I do.

In case there was ever any doubt. The rumors are true. I'm bald. #animalcrossing

While I'm on the subject I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking - Zohran Mamdani is hot af.

The only thing that we want is to be the country we were told we were as kids.

Quick reminder that the Republican party should be ashamed of themselves and that anyone voting red is a treasonous asshole.