Blotch told me to try this little site out. Vile as humans may be, they are quite customisable.

Why is there so much talk of interfacing on this app?

My hive has taught me of this app, I will use it to keep an eye on their accounts.

Me as a baby

awaken awaken

{THIS ACCOUNT AND CHARACTER IS BEING REDONE AND RETOLD. EXPLOIT IS NOW A NEW AND IMPROVED CHARACTER. THE OLD EXPLOIT IS NO MORE! BEYOND THIS POINT IS THE NEW STORY.}

[If you see a large metal creature dragging itself on the outskirts of Detroit heading towards somewhere specific, no you don't, and you definitely don't see the trail of water it's leaving behind itself. You also don't hear it bellowing out a screech. No it's totally not calling out in insecticon -

Ugh. I posted my face. I'm hideous, sorry to everyone who saw that.

DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME DO YOU RECOGNISE ME

[Reports of break ins to oil refineries and trucks transporting oil and other types of fuel have been beginning to circulate the news, no humans have been harmed in any of these instances and as soon as people are close to spotting who is doing this, the culprit makes a run for it, +

(CW// Gore, body horror.)

Primus witness me, light my path and guide me through darkness. I understand now. You are not cruel, you are not kind, you let life live you let death take. You don't have opinions, you don't have likes, you don't have dislikes. Why though. Why did you let me live? +

mayy digigts havce digitts

i canta ty'tep my didgtts areer sso loing

Who makes cybertronian sized clothing? Or just a cloak.

[CW// Body dysmorphia, probably gore.] ( @soundwave-tfa.bsky.social ) [Exploit made it back to base and Leap let go of Soundwave, crawling up the virus and attaching... Or it would if the wires would actually obey commands, they seemed to struggle and miss the connection ports, before giving up -

@ratchet-hatchet.bsky.social. Say hello to Tear.

[OOC] I'll close threads when they're finished so no one gets confused. <3

(Still silly and open.) [With the towers processor in his clutches, deep behind thick layers of plating, Exploit turned away from the tower, looking towards the edge of Detroit and began their journey out of the city.]

I think I'm gonna take a break or something. idk. no big announcement. no point. just taking a step back and stuff. yeah.

Good morning/evening/day/night everyone! ‼️BLOCK ULTRA/PHARMA/ANDY AND SWINDLE/DRIFT/VEGA ‼️ MORE INFORMATION IN THE COMMENTS! But we are dealing with MANIPULATION, SEXUAL HARASSMENT and being a overall BITCH.

(Silly open rp! Go wild) [The virus ignored screams of humans as the now much larger than 50ft mech walked through Detroit, one target in mind, the tower.] [The mech had a plan, one she hadn't spoken about with anyone, not even her little prisoners. That's what got in her way before, wasn't it? -

he blocked me he lboecked me he reached the top and blocked me i miss him i want him i want him please please please please soundy soundy please pleae easepl pleaeead plea PLEASEEEE PLEASE PLEAE PELASE PLEAS EPLEA EPLEA PLEA E PLEASE

i hsate myselfffffff

a maaaaaaaaan wuthout looooooooooooooveeeeeeeeeeeee

Question: Is Freezeburn more cringe than me?

Does this even suit me?

( @soundwave-tfa.bsky.social ) [CW// Violence ig.]

{CW/ Torture, gore, child abuse. This one might be very hard to stomach.}

{CW/ Torture, gore, child abuse. This one might be very hard to stomach.}

I'm going to be busy.

[Exploit plucked his little larva from the webbing of wires across the ceiling, humming along to a tune he'd put on.] "I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me..." [The mech sung along softly, swaying and spinning softly with the song. -

"Somethin' Stupid" by Frank Sinatra.

I like "Glory Box" by Portishead.

I've been getting into Earth's music... It helps me, somehow... Like songs by "Engelbert Humperdinck", "Frank Sinatra" and "Ray Charles" to name a few.

Might have messed up last night...

Hm. Funny.

[Thinking about blocking communications between mechs as he puts up lighting in the new area. Hm. Perhaps, then it would be easier... But where's the fun is ease?] [Exploit turns around at hearing a chitter, smiling down at the sparking.] "Hungry?" [The sparkling, who was in a playpen, -

I feel so flattered.

I'm setting up base elsewhere, of course, you won't know where. I made it easy by being the most targetable mech, but you've forced my servo it seems. When you blow up the tower, if you haven't already, be sure to NOT LEAVE THE PERIMETER unless it is also destroyed. The generator for that is +

Watching from the water as my tower is soon to be ruined and destroyed, it is entertaining.

Ah. I might need to sthink- uh- think of new houseing- housing.

wastter hejkpls

I can't vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv ent i cant i i cnat

Worst decision of my function- I feel like I've second hand smoked a pack of 50 cy-gars- HE HAS ROCKET BOOSTERS. MY NON-EXISTENT LUNGS. Insult me all you like, I will send smoke bombs and tear gas to each of you.

How cruel of you Alice, to leave a mech who's not from this world all alone, not even bothering to try and see if your dear Decepticon allies would let him rest within their space, keeping him safe, keeping him almost away from prying optics. He looks so homesick, so shaken up, so vulnerable.

At least the most recent incident wasn't my doing, hehe. No shade to the one at fault, though.

(CW// Torture, gore, please omg don't look if you can't stand this stuff.) ( @bossbottfa.bsky.social ) [As Optimus made it to the tower, all he could hear was... Well nothing... Nothing but the pulsing energy of a certain virus deep behind the walls of Sumdac Tower. The bot didn't even make it -