I have said no such things! This is clearly a lie fabricated by a sneaky protoform that is still lurking around my lab.

This little scraplet just bombarded my comm link with access to this account called Social Media. She bothered me out of my stasis nap then ran away giggling! Of all things, why in the pits is Megatron on here. What in Cybertron is going on?

I should totally let Sari have as much candy as she wants and stay up super late and watch scary movies all the time

Google, how do I not be an annoying old rust bucket?

SOUNDWAVE????💀💀💀🫣🫣😠😠

Google, what is a search engine

@stinglikebumblebee.bsky.social stop touching the thermostat

Google how to yell at youngsters

Google best places to take a stasis nap

Hey google, how do I make a post?

⚠️⚠️ This is a marker post! The TFA Bluesky RP is going through a reset! Everything from BEFORE this post is from the old rp, and everything AFTER this post is the new rp. This account [Ratchet] will be in soft reset. Previous threads and events may be mentioned but most are now archived/forgotten.

OOC: Hi everyone!! I’m making this post as a sort of announcement. By 12am pst on January 1st, many people on the tfa bluesky rp will be resetting. So what does this mean? It means that some characters will be given a clean slate, as many of us are so grateful to be apart of this, a lot of us did

Ok who left a plant on my desk? I fix wires, not trees.

No one tell Professor Isaac that Sari got into a bowl of sweetened energon flakes and got stuck in the rafters, or I’m welding your servos to your intakes.

Has anyone touched my supply cabinet? Things are going missing again.

[It was unlike anything they had seen back on Cybertron and yet something about it called to them all the same.] -[Maybe this new world could become home?]- [The minibot smiled, the glow of the city illuminating their darkest hour.]

For the record, she did not make the jump. It’s a damn good thing I was under her the entire time to catch her. She is now triple grounded and will not be leaving my sight.

@sarithebomb.bsky.social I see you from across the main room, those are sweetened energon flakes. Do NOT try and eat those even though they are human-sized. I swear to the all-spark. How did you even get up there???

Caught @bestpinkbot.bsky.social giving @sarithebomb.bsky.social some candy after her double grounding. Now Sari has a sugar rush and I did nothing about it…

To me, loving someone means that you care about them in every way you can. You care about their happiness, their well-being, their feelings... You feel attracted to them, not just with how they look, but also to how they act. You know that you will share your future with this person, until death.

How’re you organics still finding my comm code? I changed n’ encrypted it? Stop sending me organic poultry fowl! What’s with “getting stuffed”? Ridiculous.

What the hell is a grindr? You mean the machine thats used to recycle old parts? I'm not that old that I'm going to kick the bucket tomorrow. Fragging scrapheaps.

Fehllpc, Jepnpt, Mofy???? Don't understand it

Ratchet zooms down the road away from the factory base, he has his radar front and center on his HUD. He managed to track Sari's phone that she stole right out from under his fender. Her ping paused for a moment before suddenly taking off much faster than he knew she could run.

slagging dammit

That rebellious protoform stole her phone back, right, I might be able to track her. She couldn't have run far.

@sarithebomb.bsky.social have you tired yourself out yet? I’ll even take ya to that one arcade you ‘n Bee yap about if you’d just tell me where you are.

Changed my password so no more of those hacking incidents happen again.

anyone want appy slices? –𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎'𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛

This may not be Sari's doing, but I can't put my servo on it yet.

im evik –𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗'𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛

I hacked megatron's computer –𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝙼𝚎𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚗'𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛

hey guys, anyone want apple pie? –𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚖𝚊𝚢𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎'𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚛

Sari get your rear back in the factory, Allspark save me.

I'm getting too old for this. Prowl is hiding, Bulkhead is asleep. Bumblebee is MIA, so is Optimus.

What in the slag?

What am I going to do with you. You better hand it over when I get back to your room.

Sari has been, quote "double grounded"

I have taken away the controller

Sari quit trying to use tutorbot to send messages why are you giggling what do you mean text to speech? I'm not- where did you get that controller? -𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚝

Wait my mic is still wirelessly connected ok Tutorbot press send to bluesky -𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚝

I have taken away Tutorbot.

I really should have have eaten all this sugar Optimus is going to ground me so so so much 😔😔😔 -𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚝

@spymastershockwave.bsky.social Hey decepticon intelligence guy decode this! weeba wooba gooba goo ppbbhhtttt💦💦💦💦 -𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚝

All these notification pings is giving me a helmache. By the allspark.

@agent-blyr.bsky.social 🧊🧊🧊 -𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚝

I wonder if this thing can play Roblox. -𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚝

@rungthetherapist.bsky.social can you diagnose why my grampa is so grouchy all the time? -𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚝

2am grampa prank gone wrong, gone crazy🤯🤯🤯🤯 -𝚜𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚟𝚒𝚊 𝚃𝚞𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚋𝚘𝚝