I like experiencing nintendo direct and other game announcement stuff like an archaeologist, where i don't watch it and instead piece together everything by scrolling down my social media

I need someone to follow me around to hit me with a stick every time I go to start a new art thing without finishing the old one.

If I use my psychic powers enough Absolver(2017) can get a sequel I has such a cool aesthetic and gameplay aaaaaa

Hecate Dog: We're just normal gods. We're just innocent gods.

I've never had a favourite shape, but ever since I started doing 3D art you can be DAMN sure I have a least favourite

Want to walk up big hill but all the hills needs cars to get to boooooo

Do I like pixel art? Yeah of course I love Cave Story

I don't think, therefore I'm not

Actually, darling, I'm not being antisocial, it's called "seclusion" and all the cool daoists do it

A God O' War is when a diety is made of up of smaller, lesser gods Diviphonophores I spent so long thinking of that pun I forgot the rest of what I was going to say

Ralph Bakshi? Yeah I know him, he's the guy from Deltarune

IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU PILOT. WE ARE A STRONGER TEAM TOGETHER. #titanfall #blender #lowpoly

Bored? Don't worry, I brought my portable television! Lets see what's on... if we can even get a signal out here #lowpoly #blender

It was in a different tank all along! :P (Can't have the others getting ill)

FUCK IT ISOPOD TIME BEHOLD MY BUGS #lowpoly #b3d

The placeholder punchline ended up being funnier than all my other ideas alt title: [Sam and Max voice] "But Jam, you don't even like girls" #makeaterriblecomicday2025

Lately I've been making a Vintage Story mod instead of doing my normal 3d art, hope you like particle emitters in the form of incense

instead of leaking classified documents to the warthunder forums like a normal person, I give them to my animal crossing villagers to gossip about with visitors

Hate looking in my local lonely hearts column, it's always stuff like I am a: Mysterious Doctor Looking for a: Somnambulist

Drawing outside my usual style. #art

Just noticed all my shitpost ideas are dragonball themed

Every time a new big top burger comes out (or i rewatch it) I take a million points of "I LOVE ART" damage i am inflicted with ❗MOTIVATED❗ status effect

The "You just ate some food" sound in MH Wilds and the "Quest complete" sound in Dragon's Dogma 2 use the same clip from the same sound library just the MonHun one is cut off earlier and it confuses my poor little brain every time

Learned Dragons Dogma Online has english translation and fan servers today vibrating so hard i could phase through the floor oooough i am excited

Item get! Borsmath! This cool cubic metal gets its colours from... spray paint? It's not even dried properly. I think that shady geologist scammed you. #lowpoly

In my attic there's a painting of me that gets more beautiful every day

Got mad about computers and made this cool weevil instead

Ambient Occlusion Oni

national holiday

Messing about with pencil brushes by drawing @elitejam.bsky.social in the ultimate poncho.

Nobody ever goes widdershins these days

Thinkin about Supergiant's Pyre again Really liked how the announcer speaking english gets recontextualised when someone else speaks to you and is dubbed in english not the conlang

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife

My wife keeps wearing a Professor Layton cosplay and gets mad if I don't call her "Hershel" and every time we go to have sex it reminds her of a puzzle and I have to solve it before we continue and they're always really difficult and i'm running out of hint coins is there a neoseeker guide for this

I'm such a shit transhumanist 'cause I love to go "eh, it still kinda works" with all my things so I'd get my arm replaced and go "no wait i was still using that give it back"

I owe too much sleep debt to the Bedtime Mob, I'm worried they're gonna make me go "Night Night"

Remembered I had this "Jam as an Animal Crossing villager" thing I made a while ago

It's Hawai'i Fridays 🏝 once again, if you can believe it

Oh hey it's international asexuality day Hurray!

I can never hope to match Toast's sense of style

Now announcing, Crystal Cub! Stuck around till the end for some announcements and visit the game on Steam (link in bio) to wishlist! Thanks for sticking around while l've been busy! I hope I make y'all proud with this.

I fuckin love Gravios so much !!!!! I haven't seen my rock boy since 2018 !!!!!

How long do you reckon Dr Jacoby was doing the bit with the golf balls in front of Agent Cooper for?

Topsoil? Well, maybe if it asks nicely

You might think the Jam in my username is about the food, but it is actually short for "Jamiroquai" as I have mastered the art of Travelling Without Moving

Trying to make a sci-fi gun and instead I've ended up making some sort of marital aid (this is supposed to be the battery you put IN the gun but still)

I think you could write some fairly effective body horror from just exaggerating what it's like to be super underweight and then adding gore Tendons moving around under the skin feels unpleasant, it's... gritty, almost. Like being full of sand. I'm healthy btw! I'm made of sticks and twine, is all

Hey can I hang out and take poison damage? Cheers Urgh Ah Oof Hurgh Hraaagh Ow Argh Heurk Grah Aieeeeee Gah Hng Eugh

Digsite themed romance game called "Carbon Dating"

This was supposed to be a quick static model of Astalos to practice vertex colouring on but it go out of hand #lowpoly #blender #monsterhunter