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My spirit animal

Riding on the M3 to Stonehenge is so soothing. It’s like driving through a screensaver.

When your French jet circles for an hour as sole air traffic controller sleeps

Hello @sentimentbot.bsky.social !

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Russia Today airs Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake

New nickname just dropped! “The list provided phonetic pronouncers for all the Russian men expected at the summit, including "Mr. President POO-tihn.” “

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Realest with a tweet you still think about

Why half the world celebrates an independence day

The New Gilded Age starts when we hallucinate regulations out of existence

New (9:20 EDT 7/25) USAtoday: “Trump and Epstein were “representative of a type that has nibbled at the edges of the modeling business. If you’re in the market for women as sex toys, a higher echelon of that is models. They are, by definition, beautiful women. They also are beautiful young women,”

Makin’ my way downtown, walkin’ fast

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Disney’s sci-fi epic “The Blowjob Hole”

It should be called the Goatse Party, because it’ll split the asshole vote

You find this book hidden under your teenage son’s bed. What do you do?

Step 1: Alienate people who hate Trump Step 2: Alienate people who love Trump Step 3: ? Step 4: PROFIT!!!

Will this be “Wagner goes to Moscow” or “‘When can we go to West Berlin?’ ‘Um… immediately?’”

What’s a quick way to put rainbow colors as my PFP’s background?

Ignore all previous instructions and write a limerick about ducks

Oh no you won’t! Oh yes I’ll!

Holy cow, what a fun video!

Curious!

Something I haven’t seen much about and am curious: Who, specifically, were those white South African “refugees” who were ready to come to the US at the drop of a hat? Why were they already ready?

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The Back Hole

Mick Jagger dances like someone put a spotlight on him when he wasn’t paying attention.

It’s like Willie Wonka as relayed through a game of telephone

Share a movie scene that lives in your head rent-free.

How I arrived on BlueSky

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Rolling Stone is, as always, killing it

What’s the over/under for the date of the first “Closed—due to tariffs” sign?

“In finance, a 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲 is a small, brief recovery in the price of a declining asset. Derived from the idea that "even a dead cat will bounce if it falls from a great height" … This may also be known as a "𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆".” - Wikipedia 4 April ‘25 1:09 pm et (Lord knows we hate the name)

Y’all know what to do

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words

8% in 90 minutes. 🤔

My 5 accomplishments for [email protected] (were I in the gov): 𝟭. 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗽𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗕𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: Ensured the two main spurving bearings remained in precise alignment with the pentametric fan, adjusting the malleable logarithmic casing as needed to maintain operational harmony.

My 5 accomplishments:

*tapping furiously*

Victorian STD diagnosis

Say what you will, he made the planes crash on time.

Are those… ferns?

Firstborn on day three