Guy Fawkes has let himself slide mind. #historygeekbants @thehistoryguy.bsky.social @theresthistory.bsky.social

Couldn't think of a song related pun for the headline no? Nothing in his back catalogue you could link to still not being dead

Glenn knows. Well done Crystal Palace! Delighted for them. #europaconferenceleague

That really hurt Shearer saying that. 😊😊😊 #motd #safc

It will be a farce if RLB isn’t manager of the season. From the owner down, though, this is an absolutely transformed club! #SAFC

Luke O'Nien playing in Europe. What a story that is #safc

From Rotherham to Roma! Unbelievable 🤍❤️🤍❤️🤍 #safc

Also all the “neeone’s heard of any of your players like, yees are gannin doon wiya record low points like” crowd from Tyneside are conspicuous by their silence. #ftm #safc

WE HAVE QUALIFIED FOR EUROPE IN OUR FIRST SEASON BACK AND FINISHED 5 PLACES ABOVE THE MAGS! I BLOODY LOVE THIS CLUB ME! #safc #hawaythelads!

#SAFC ARE IN THE EUROPA LEAGUE

THAT'S IT!!!!! IT'S ALL OVER AT THE STADIUM OF LIGHT! SUNDERLAND HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE EUROPA LEAGUE!!!!

Lush scenes at the SoL as Luke O'Nien jumps into the crowd to celebrate #SAFC qualifying for Europe with Dan Neil and Lynden Gooch

EUROPA LEAGUE! I'm in tears. All those humiliations, it was worth it. What a magnificent performance, what a magical season. I love sunlun, me #safc

Delighted for Aaron Rai! I’ll be honest I’d never heard of him before this tournament but good for him! Stunning put at 17. Also, we’ve had 2 majors in America this year. Both have been won by Europeans and only one of them was white. That’ll nicely enrage the MAGA lot. Which I like. #USPGA #golf

Finally, the world starts to make sense

France! This country needs to take a long hard look at itself. #eurovision

#austria #eurovision

I saw this Lithuanian fella on the south bank last time I was in London. Gave him a quid #eurovision

I’ve not been that proud to be British since… well actually since the king in Congress which wasn’t very long ago but you get the point. #eurovision

Right if this festival of insanity from Bulgaria doesn’t win I’m going to full on kick off #eurovision

#eurovision delivering as ever. That Greek lad was a whacky prankster wasn’t he? And this Serbian fella… who knew bowser was on the class A?

Absolutely love this from @calummillerld.bsky.social! Agree with every single word.

I dream of cross-examining this conman - and if I did, I'd ask him how he thinks taking £5m from a Thai crypto billionaire, or a few thousand quid from the Russians to ask questions is compatible with the Parliamentary Sovereignty he spent years telling us was so important we had to leave the EU

Imagine how energised the impending Labour leadership election will be if one of the candidates pledges to rejoin the EU.

Thanks Carol for plugging my attempt to raise some cash, along with Mrs C, for Mid-Cheshire Hospitals Charitable Foundation this weekend! I'm not a well coordinated man so this won't be pretty. If you can spare a few quid I know that the charity would really appreciate it. Thanks lovely people!

The Liberal Democrats are calling for a bold new deal with the EU, forming a new customs union. Fixing our trading relationship with Europe is the only way to turbocharge our economy and fix the cost of living crisis. Add your name: www.libdems.org.uk/trade

47% of Britons now have a negative opinion of Zack Polanski, up 8pts from just prior to the Golders Green attack, and his worst rating since becoming Green leader Favourable: 22% (-2 from 28-29 Apr) Unfavourable: 47% (+8) yougov.com/en-gb/articl...

Anyone else in favour of a regulation short back and sides rule for next season? #safc

I grew up in NE England and it left me not exactly a massive fan of the Labour Party. But I try to be fair minded and give credit where it’s due so it’s only right to salute the Welsh Labour Spokesman for this quote in response to the Greens being caught cheating. 😂😂😂 www.itv.com/news/wales/2...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m pleased is what I’m driving at. #liv #golf #livgolf www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a...

#brexit #stoptheboats

The word ‘historic’ is chucked around a lot in sport. This however really is a ‘remember where you were’ moment. A man has just run 26.2 miles in under 2 hours in race conditions. That is a completely remarkable achievement! Well done Sawe! #londonmarathon www.bbc.co.uk/sport/athlet...

Right this has been shite but bad games happen. Learn from it, write it off, move on. #safc

Listen this has been phenomenal for Forest and of course their fans are happy. Ecstatic even. But singing “Nottingham is wonderful” is stretching credulity. I’ve been to Nottingham. It is objectively not wonderful.

I mean obviously we’re ballsing this up so catastrophically because it’s funny with what it’s doing to spurs. Everyone realises that right? #safc This is awful. Heads have gone. A grip needs to be got sharpish.

Please can Dan Ballard single handedly skin the entire Forest team again? I liked that very much. Only this time thunderbastard it in as a finale. #safc #sunderland

While Trump is insulting our country and threatening our sovereignty, a state visit from our King should not be on the cards. The only people cheering it on seem to be Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Nigel Farage.

This is horrendous

Now Trump is threatening to hit Britain with tariffs unless we give in and slash taxes for US tech barons like Elon Musk. Why is Keir Starmer rewarding this bullying behaviour with a state visit from the King?

IT'S MATCHDAY ❤️🤍 👊 HA'WAY THE LADS!

The US government should be asked to clarify what its position is on this. If they refuse to clarify or if they confirm that this story is true then the state visit of the King MUST be cancelled. Anything less would be an abject national humiliation. #Falklands #Trump www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

If Trump’s so desperate for a state visit from our King, let’s make him earn it. Keir Starmer should not be rewarding him for starting an illegal war, causing a cost of living crisis, and insulting our great country.

Some posts age better than others. This one is like a fine wine. Well done again Liam! 6 years pay for 3 months work! Good effort lad. #chelsea

Fair play Villa #safc

We’ve not been awful today but we have lacked a killer edge in attack and Villa have got that in spades. Can’t see us getting anything today. It’s the Premier League. It happens. On to the next one. #safc

Farage backs Trump when he should be backing Britain.

See Frank Lampard’s Coventry have been promoted from the Frank Lampard Championship and will be drinking Chateau Frank Lampard on Frank Lampard Way in the city centre this weekend. Frank Lampard.

If he’s quoting Bobby Brown lyrics Iran should clap back with some Whitney.

Come on @jd-vance-1.bsky.social have a go at defending this from Trump. I mean I know you sold your soul for a shot at the top job a little while ago but that’s normally just a turn of phrase. Seriously, have a punt. Might be worth wearing rubber soled shoes ⚡️⚡️⚡️ news.sky.com/story/donald...

Nothing to see here. Just Donald Trump pretending to be Jesus and healing a man who seems to look uncannily like Epstein.