Bouncing on it crazy style counts ae cardio

Oh hey Fitbit thanks for tracking that wank, appreciate it mate

Whenever I get an influx of Horny Follows from posting somewhere like BearHotel, I always feel a little bad my only social media account is a sparsely-updated den of mediocre shitposts. Sorry for not posting hole on main, lads.

First gym trip after starting my calorie deficit. Turns out I might be some kind of junk food Popeye, all my weights are way down now I'm being a good boy :(

Starting 2026 the way I mean to go on

Festive cheer

Lifting to be strong enough to Princess carry a service top

DnD world idea. Ancient prophecy says the Evil will return to the world "in 100 generations". Problem is, nobody knows how long 'a generation' is here: its not clear which species made the prophecy and they have wildly different lifespans. Elves say we have like 20,000 years, goblins think tomorrow.

I understand this image has caused a lot of controversy and discourse and I have to say, im with the haters on this one. Its totally unrealistic and inappropriate to give our younger players the false impression that tieflings are tops.

Im a child

Bear Brum was a lot of fun

Getting an impressed "jesus *christ*" when someone sees how much I lift at the gym is giving me the bear equivalent of gender euphoria.

Omg hiiiii

Refusing to use the word Xenomorph and only calling it The Alien From Alien until the nerds strangle me

Pride is a Love Riot #dandy

Everyone's falling head over heels for Eyeball Alien, just a silly little guy who loves eyeballs!

I am going to become the Unabomber

How do I know Kojima has exactly one gay on staff? There are clues.

Ew, TERF sat by me on the bus. Cranking GERM on my headphones till she moves.

If you eat a turducken, you become the fourth layer

Are you feeling alright babe, you just walked past a chubby cat without telling him he's a baby, a tiny baby, the tiniest baby, the tiniest of babiest of mans

Today we fell for the hilarious prank called "deep dish pizza"

if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck

On holiday in the US. This supermarket's British foods section has about a 40% miss rate on the concept of British. There's German, Polish, Dutch, Australian and Indian in here.

It's fine that I have multiple RPG characters that ate their boyfriends as part of their backstory, right? That's probably fine and normal and good actually

@respectthedead.bsky.social. okay so when you were trying to lure alcohol advertisers on this last episode, I'm afraid you managed to snag an ad for incontinence panties. I audibly cackled at the bus stop.

It's totally normal to do fantasy world-building between sets at the gym, YOURE weird

Spent the weekend helping a younger friend recover from overwork indulging. My Daddy Era has involved a lot more Dad than I was hoping.

Still reeling from Tom Cruise calling Colin Farrell a fucking twink in Minority Report 20 years ago.

I was today years old when I was able to finally find a place to buy hats that fit my Massive Fucking Bonce

jk rowling writing her tweets

terfs hate asexual people because at the core they feel like being "normal" is aspirational and everything that hints towards life being complex, often contradictory, always hard to quantify experiences rather than just a set of unspoken rules is abject to them, like it is to all conservatives

At this point, are any of us really surprised when Joanne reveals she's a new form of phobic? I feel like she has a list of new slurs locked away in case we make first contact and she wants to be racist against aliens

Hi, is it too late to live in UNinteresting times please?

The prequel trilogy SUCKED. Trade wars just aren't interesting and the idea that some idiot comic relief character could plunge an entire society in fascism is just stupid.

So on rewatching the Matrix movies, is there ever an in-universe reason why everyone Dresses Like That?

Men, what's stopping you dressing like this

Acab includes bounty hunters right, because Goro Majima you're breaking my fucking heart

Your mid-30's is a... fine time to go to your first rave, right? ... right?

The only sugar daddies i got time for these days

In the Louvre is a legendary piece of art, a portrait of a mysterious smiling figure...

Sooo a lot of my followers on here came from a photoshoot i did last year with BearHotel. And the opportunity has come up for me to get some more done with the same site. Would people be interested in another round?

I am being very brave in the face of discrimination (GM for our Urban Shadows game set in Chicago won't let me make my vampire an improv comic who wants an occupation, a location and your blood)

A horse named Jelk

POV you just told me to go have fun at the club

My partner learned his times tables in Welsh but speaks English 99% of the time. Yesterday, when he needed to figure something out, he paused mid-conversation and started counting in Welsh at me. Which to an outside observer is indisguishable from "time to put a hex on this Anglo motherfucker"

I believe the preferred term is 'bottom surgery'

Inviting a British guy round to listen to excellent music and then screw, call that Bangers and Smash

Just imagining a terrible alt timeline where the Adjustor struck in September and we end up with a million cursed Halloween meme-costumes of Slutty CEO Killer