C'mere and tell Bolter happy birthday! Twitch.tv/ZombeeAttack

The exception to this is that gorgeous woman named Dana and the other gorgeous muscular woman with the username HerStylists. They can do whatever they want. The men fingering salmon need to fucking stop it, tho.

Bolter's Birthday Party is today on stream and I was really excited to go all out, but they stuck me with a trainee at work without warning, and now my voice is gonna be shot by bedtime, lol. Come hear my raspy voice tonight, I guess, and give my dog a treat.

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In other news, the grill apparently caught fire yesterday and nearly burned the grocery store down. The entire kitchen was full of smoke, bc someone tried to put out a gas fire by smothering it, instead of just turning off the gas. Good times, I guess. I wasn't here.

I'm not joking. Twitch.tv/ZombeeAttack

Bolter's Birthday party is tomorrow! He gets treats if you stop by.

Finally updated all my charms on my killer hooks lol. Tired of lying to people.

Highlights of what a man (derogatory) said to me today: Coming upstairs is a good thing. I like to look at hot goth women, even if I can't touch them. My wife is a deacon. I support all people, but I'm not gonna put out a litter box for someone, just saying.

SUNDAY!

The local city schools are hiring bus drivers and the way I would apply to be the scary witch driving a bus like Marge is so tempting.

Instead of calling it a woke DEI game, you can just stop hating women.

Let's talk about Bolter's birthday 🎂🎉 Twitch.tv/ZombeeAttack

Lol, losers with a slop game.

Kratos somberly reckoning with his violent and aspiring to be a better father while his dead wife is doing double jumps and air combos in another realm is so fucking funny. imagine if Laura Palmer was doing DOOM shit in the Black Lodge

I washed my brushes. Please clap.

Talking about my lived experience with someone is allowed. Don't be a shitty person if you don't want people to know you're shitty. You knew it was shitty when you did it. It's not shitty of me to talk about it. Not my fault you're worried about others knowing what went on.

If anyone wants to come over and fix my Glowforge, lemme know. I'll buy you donuts.

I'm here. Twitch.tv/ZombeeAttack

Absolutely do not *ever* give @glowforge.bsky.social a single dollar of your money, bc they will take it and run. They don't care that their stuff breaks, and when it inevitably does, they'll tell you tough luck, kid. We spent 5k on a machine that doesn't work anymore. Jokes on me, I guess.

In other better news, the Ren Faire was a blast, and I got word that we're getting ever closer to signing the lease on the shop.

Also, they didn't fill my shift Sunday that I told them three weeks ago I wasn't showing up for, so they called me at 6am on Sunday like where you at, and were really confused when I said Georgia. I live in Alabama, lol.

Okay, so the only option my department has left for the management position I wanted was just revealed to be a sex pest. Tell me again how I'm not qualified. Management has dug their grave at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire department turns over in 6 months.

He hasn't forgiven me, but he's home and less pissed.

I picked Bolter up from boarding this morning and he is mad at me. I'm currently buying his love with a pup cup. To

Was at Renn Faire today, and I saw the prettiest man I've ever seen in my emtire life irl, and it stunlocked me for a moment, ngl.

Three weeks ago, I told my job I wouldn't show up for today's shift. They said, okay we're getting X to cover it, no worries. Tell me why they called me this morning to ask where I was? The fuck you mean?

Stream tonight will be finally checking out Jason in DBD, bc I haven't streamed all week. T minus a half hour. Twitch.tv/ZombeeAttack

I see that Femmes of the Fog is disbanding, which is disheartening, bc women deserve a place in DBD to thrive together. Were I a Twitch partner, I'd consider forming a group, but I'm so burnt on what happened with teams in the past, that idk if I could handle it.

Being single for the first Pride in nearly ten years is gonna be wild.

Who the fuck just sent me $10?

Before Pride Month starts, does anyone wanna admit to having a crush on me, bc I'm about to be a big ol' ho if not lmao Actually, keep it to yourself, chicken. I'm gon' go be a ho anyway 🫰🫰🫰

Hey hi hello, so I've decided my next career is being mean to people with too much money. If that's you, apply here. Ko-Fi.com/ZombeeAttack (I just got my email to pay for my shop's deposit wooooooooooo.)

Umbrella employee leaving out super secret files in 1998. Me: No one would ever just leave state secrets in a bathroom. Umbrella employee leaving out super secret files in 2026. Me: Yeah, that tracks. #residentevil

Nothing is actually real. We crawled out of a swamp and some man created taxes and starving people.

I'm going to explode if I don't hear about the shop today.

I'm tired next week, man.

The joke here is that I could never afford a house with a basement without many other people. #avocadotoast

Gas prices better go down soon because I'm not built for OnlyFans.

If I end up in a polycule, I claim the basement. That's my domain, get out.

This coffee has not fixed me yet, but I have faith.

I deleted all the dating apps off my phone, so since they can't send me app notifications, now Hinge and Seeking are emailing me every time my profile is viewed. (I unsubscribed, but damn.)

I'm not into conspiracies, but once I watched this show where they paid a terminally ill guy to fail in an assassination attempt, and in return they'd pay all his debts for him and his family plus some, and he took the deal, bc it meant his wife and kids would be better off than if he stayed alive.

Hurry up and wait. Story of my life.

"why did you block me on socials? I didn't even do anything." Girl, I blocked my ex-husband mere hours after I left him. You ain't special.

I used to have a large vocabulary. I lost a lot of brain power over the last decade. It's starting to return. I also want to read again, and write. Living day to day on edge really ruined me.

There's a kink for that.

"What's your favorite color?" makes me wanna scream.

It's really weird being "ready" to date, while the idea of meeting and putting up with someone is exhausting lol The idea of running into the forest is more appealing every day. Start a cult, worship the moon, order takeout.

I wanna stress that off leash is a bad idea, and I'm a bad pet owner at times. I'm acknowledging that. This park has a creek at the very back of it, away from everything else. Throughout the park and outside of the fenced dog area, Bolter is on leash. He's usually on leash while swimming, too.