Hey guys I fell asleep for 2 months what's up (No I am NOT a bear)

Imagine reading this shit in a history book in 2085 (Doubt we're making it that far but that's neither here nor there)

Back from my deep slumber, what did I mi- HE CHANGED HIS DISPLAY NAME TO WHAT??

Am I the only one who feels like games have really lost the part where they're supposed to be fun first and foremost? Like, the thing that really got me thinking about all this was fisch partnering with do big games and already slowly slipping in p2w features, 1/2

Anyone got some eye jokes? The cornea, the better.

Repost if you're also from this country.

penis balls fart

Puts the zaza in Pokemon Z-A

dractuah, bite on that thang! just kidding! this is just a funny thing i’ve been saying lately i don’t want to be too spooky

Fuck astrology, who do y'all main in mario party

What do yall even do for fun other than play sgm... Im genuinely considering doing the robo fortune thing just to feel something /hj

My old dreams were weird af, when I was like 6 or 7 I dreamed about wreck it ralph stalking mw through the bathroom mirror at a party

I wonder what crayons taste like

Tempted to restart skullgirls mobile with a side account where I exclusively use robo fortune variants for shits and giggles

Oh boy I wonder if I'm strong enough for no mercy parallel realms! My entire team after I leave an opening for 0.00156 seconds:

Just saw a curl scout at like 23k with first cut as marquee. FIRST CUT. ON CURL SCOUT. Almost on the level of pre ringlet spike buff leech bad hair day...

Me reaching level 70 and realizing I've progressed to the point I can reliably get top 30% in character prize fights for diamond keys

People talk about relics in skullgirls mobile like its gambling Honey. Sweet summer child. You don't know gambling until you play nunsense against non water element fighters.

セレベラ！！ #art #skullgirls #cereballa

Skull...CATS #Skullgirls #fgc Thank you all for such a warm welcome to bluesky ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I used to rub mint toothpaste in my eyes to keep myself awake too... Sometimes I question what I really am

You know I used to eat sand and paper as a kid. Not at the same time though. That's going too far.

"ACAB" even him??

Yes

*bunny noises *

What if instead of going to cute cafe to write while sipping latte, I sat on the filthy ground next to a rat infested dumpster behind a 7-11 using a stained cardboard box as a desk while drinking the grossest energy drink I could find through a licorice straw. Could be the move

Why do any of us even try with comedy when we all know it peaked when brock said "I'll turn my trusty frying pan... Into a DRYING PAN!!" 🔥🔥🗣️

Just suddenly remembered the time I had this weird dream, all I remember is wario doing his up tilt to clap a mosquito. I woke up laughing like a dumbass

When you wanna break up with someone in a polyamory relationship do you vote them out like among us?

I just heard a bunny scream her opinions on switzerland, SHIT. WAS. WILD.

Shoutouts to myself for being a dumbass when I was returning to skullgirls mobile and fully upgrading bloody valentine. You stupid. Dumb. Idiot. 15% crit chance. Stoopit.

So guys, we did it. We've reached... A quarter of level 280 in skullgirls mobile...

Snowstorm be the type of gal to go for the beef, succeed, then goof up after getting said beef

in the pet store eating aquarium gravel like it’s candy who’s gonna stop me

The fact that this app is midkey motivating me to draw again....OKAY???

AU where filia and fukua don't have anything against each other and they're just friends that hang out like normal #skullgirls

"Human rights" "human lefts" lets all work together and get some human forwards

Aw dangit!

this is "sol" badguy

I cry and weep for peak fiction.

Saltydkdan has been cancelled for punching multiple children so hard that they die on impact