We really need to go back to personally made 2000’s web blogs as our “home” online

hahahahahahhaa...HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA Bur Gur

preparing my head exploding machine for everyone who says "my vote wont matter so why should i vote"

Seeing whether or not this gets fixed kinda determines whether or not this place is gonna be twitter

I made a video about Elon Musk constantly amplifying lies and it's trending on YouTube which made me think that I was about to get dog-piled by stans but it still has a 98% like to dislike ratio.

wondering why sign language isn't a defining feature of our language now. it's so damn useful! in a crowded and loud nightclub? just sign what you want! someone is like any distance at all from you, why shout out? just use sign language

Caeser, with the help of his patron Crassus, the richest man to ever live in rome, managed to bring down democracy by being a popularist; he said he was on the side of the people, until he wasn't. America

caveman discovering pathetic fallacy:

i love this lil guy

yeah it feel like people actually see the posts here its so refreshing, its very hard being a silly lil jester with no king to see me

Loving when a guy's a hot mess not in an "i can fix him" way but in a "he's a disaster who cannot function and i want him to be around me at all times" kinda way like a court jester if you will

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS REAL THEY'RE SCARED OF SISSY HYPNO WHAT THE HELL HAHAHAHA

"the author's barely disguised fetish" Wow, that author must LOVE watching a series of unfortunate events hm

i keep seeing bsky and pronouncing is bisky like im talking to a dog and it is YOUR FAULT

getting a notification every single time someone likes your posts is overwhelming especially if you're a gift from god who's so popular

me fr

i relate to NPCs because if you gave me lots of gifts and random compliments i too would fall in love with you

Bluesky feels like a weird mix of tumblr and twitter where you look one way and see silly nonsense like "i cooka da waffles" and look the other and see a well articulated argument for the improvement of bike infrastructure in car dependant american suburbia

my life is a dichotomy of wanting to spend £600 on a fancy drawing tablet and not having £600 to spend on a fancy drawing tablet

"Banger" /hj (OC)

I have a weird love/hate thing with “support human artists” posts. I love them, of course. Love the sentiment, the solidarity, the sincerity. And I have benefited from them personally, many times. (1/2)

i automatically follow anyone with a trans flag in their bio because you just know theyre gonna drop the most banger art youve seen in ur life

>Im working at a cafe >Someone asks for an everything bagel >I put them on a bagel >"wtf are u doing" >"ur everything to me" >everyone claps as we make out

I dont belong on bluesky. i live in britain, i havent seen bluesky in 60 years

Best artists and their best songs: (objectively) -Bill wurtz, Money -Lemon demon, touch tone telephone - Will wood, 2econd 2ight 2eer - Tally hall, The bidding - Fish in a birdcage, Rule #4 - The crane wives, The hand that feeds

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SONO CHI NO SADAME JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

drinking cold water at 2 am reminds you that yeah, life is worth it

So guys.. i heard making a list for my interests is a good idea! - Hotdogs

Vote me for the united president of the 3 states

"Human rights" "human lefts" lets all work together and get some human forwards

What the hell is a twitter