oh help us

is now a good time to say i pulled some tarot for the 4th and… jfc - the empress (fertility, creativity, and abundance - my intuition is telling me something new is coming) - the tower in reverse (the breaking down of illusions - my intuition is telling me the obvious, but with a tone of -

i’m going to freak out

in the wake of this coming out i honestly was having a hard time computing any code - but holy shit😭 L4L… she’s on the internet for rainbow bread and he’s in the internet to look at otters? i need to lie down

She was signaling way back in Vigilant Shit ERAs performance that an engagement/wedding would be part of her plan to get EVEN! 🤚🏼💍 #performanceartlor

i… have never watched this before! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! i’ve known about it but this video is CRAZYYYY youtu.be/zlmeWrV_yeo?...

so many things here - first of all when i googled “calla lilies gay flower” this is the first image that comes up?? granted - gaylors love to reddit about gay flowers and that IS where the image comes from but??? the first one? like, okay… especially when there is some history there?? ignore the ai

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YOURE INSANE! STOP THIS MADNESS!!

hilarious that they’re pretending ross doesn’t exist😭😭

thinking about the engagement post and their ship name being TNT and the fireworks 🧨 and the fourth of july and happy independence day from your local independent girlies and american flag paralax love wins and what is happening because i thought she didn’t easter egg her personal life?💋💋💋💋

hey taylor 🙃🤭

yeah also never forget how massive and in the way this was… 🇺🇸——->🏳️‍🌈 was this actually an easter egg??

this is how you know it’s PURPOSEFULLY MISUNDERSTANDING they are literally rewriting history so they can enjoy their cognitive dissonance in peace😭😭😭

She's telling a sports story 😂😂😂

"My love life became a spectator sport" Okay I'll bite. If we're fiercely protecting our love life, why are we allegedly getting hitched at the spectator sport building 🥴

The Monterey Bay Aquarium PROUDly presents "Otter This World,” written and performed by Monet X Change with special guest Trinity the Tuck. Watch, share, and stay otter this world with us. 🌈🦦🌎

I mean if they’re gonna use lyrics… “No you can’t come to the wedding” “A circus ain’t a love story” “Chose the rose garden over Madison square…I understand it now” “A red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground with no one around to tweet it” “A rose by any other name is a scandal”

random fun analysis for the olivia album😁 i finally sat down and listened to the whole thing and when she said she sees the world in purple i thought - hmm that makes sense as to why her albums have been purple in the past… but this is the first one that isn’t… then i realized - color theory!!! amen

Omg I just realized that July 4 is 12/4 on the timeline 😂😂😂😂 Kissgate anniversary 🤭🤭

At this point it feels nearly certain there will actually be some kind of wedding and we should be prepared for that. I think what ~happens~ at that wedding will be the story

THIS!!! i’d like to add to the list: - good husband, bad omen, dragged my feet right down the isle - i’m having his baby, no i’m not performed in a wedding dress - her episode of punkd where her and justin “ruin a wedding” with fireworks which was RECORDED AUG 26 AKA THE SAME DAY OF THE ENGAGEMENT

girl please

“BELOVED” 🤭✍🏻🐦‍🔥

It’s absolutely wild that she got a custom dress made for a “surprise” performance at something called Tight End & Friends where she performed next to a keg of Bud Light

So @l1zhawk.bsky.social points out the similarities between last nights dress and Cindy’s dress transformation and I frequently think about how at MIDNIGHT the spell wears off & we see “she’s not a princess” (this ain’t a fairytale). Has the clock struck Midnight? Are we running away from the ball?

you’re on my mind every time i’m chasing this neon rainbow💀💀💀

OH!! MY!! GOD!!!!

13 days ago vs 13 days from now

her neckless is looking like a chain collar?

The prize of all prizes!

i feel like it’s a good time to bring this one up again😇

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SINGING LOVE STORY

i’m starting to think this WAS supposed to be an egg for the wedding day, but maybe as it got closer and america 250 was being planned, it was changed to coincide? and with the independence day of it all it aligns thematically really well… and so oh mary in a red velvet dress was just a little treat

did someone post this vogue cover shoot with zendaya?? it’s all just so loud… and the black and white polka dots…

What do you mean there are now SEVEN snake rings with STONES

um hey guys so

You’ve got to be kidding me @butdaddyiloveher.bsky.social

EXCUSE ME????? HANDCUFFS? DITA VON TEESE????

Daisy Chain Fields 🌼

What if I told you none of it was accidental? What if I told you that every single thing this couple does is for the PR/PA/Brand of it all?? What if I told you this whole supposed bachelor party was all part of Amazon’s new world building advertising strategy with the Kelce’s as the face of it?

these looked like pretzels to me until i looked closer…. also the secret sapphic sewing circle??? SCISSORS????? like hello🫪

okay wait tmz is saying this is the bachelorette party? maybe?

haven’t seen anyone being up the fact that the wedding is happening right now maybe? july 3 is a fortnight from today……. so there’s that…

@hairpinraindrop.bsky.social have you seen this 😭 “he”

Lmaooooo we love to see it

girls like girls in auditorium 13😇😍😁