someone has probably said this but i feel like my brain is short circuiting because… i saw this tiktok and… sometimes you just don’t know the answer till someone’s one their KNEES and asks you… women can’t get down on one knee if they’re wearing a dress they have to get in their KNEES please help me

Print dictionaries: the original large language models 11/18/25

Talk Valentina! Ally!

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Your ability to eat should not depend on your productivity Your ability to get healthcare should not depend on your productivity Your ability to get housing should not depend on your productivity Saying “be more productive!” To those who are struggling devalues human life. It aids fascism.

HELLO??

I think we glossed past this far too quickly…”capitalize on the feeling”

when you release an album called The Tortured Poets Department where you look miserable in a wedding dress the whole era

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“who wants to live in a gay community?”

happy no beard day!

wait guys who is keeping up with new romantics stuff?? this was weeks ago? half the comments are convinced it’s real and the other half are being up his wife… WHAT IS THIS?? his album cover is literally a pink triangle please why haven’t i heard about this. did anyone else raise their eyebrows??

this makes me like ruin the friendship more ngl. she’s an unreliable narrator

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UMMMMM WHAT?!?

insane how this could still be the timeline and this is mr. americana 😳

im sure someone has already thought of this but the koi fish dress 💙🤍🧡 is literally midnights—> ttpd —> showgirl is this my first thread??

HAS ANYONE NOTED THAT THIS SONG IS LITERALLY A RICKROLL?? im crying😭 i genuinely love her, this was the only song i hadn’t saved because although i understood it was satire i just couldn’t listen to it because its too egregious but that’s the whole point she’s recycling an egregious joke HOLY SHIT

The Fate of Ophelia 🪞 Lavender Haze Is this the end of all the alternate endings?🪻🎞️🪷

happy international lesbian day!

Wishing all you sapphics that identify as Lesbians a BEAUTIFUL International Lesbian Day. May your days be pretty, witty, and GAY 🩷🤍🧡

Happy international lesbian day!!

Two dates, why use an orange door if not to come out on the 11th but also why write the 18th if she comes out on the 11th, national coming out day or national no beard day? Or both? These two images never let me sleep

i- you know what i’m not even gonna say anything

I think she’s calling us back to the Lover era and music videos with some of this tbh His love was the key that opened my thighs. You had to make your own sunshine ☀️ but now the sky is opalite

And the tracks are the shape of the Eras tour stage because she's still on stage

ok i do think taylor swift loves sourdough - i think she loves baking bread. but also!!!! i think she’s talking about it so much because she’s been MAKING BREAD$$$ like, “these past few months i’ve just been obsessed with making bread!💰💸💵

HELLO SPARKLY SILVER PLATFORMS!! ✨🪩

Excuse me?? Is this common knowledge l??

“Disco ball makes everything look cheap” is the sneaky thesis line of the album for real

im gonna keep it vague bc it's a great movie and i don't wanna spoil it but iykyk

i’m not playing around the ME! references in this thing….

am i crazy for thinking KJ Appa’s music career taking off as Mr. Fantasy (him in a wig and fake teeth) RIGHT NOW… can’t be an accident?😭 maybe

did anyone watch the bad bunny SNL last night? the loop demon hunters skit was very sus … anyone?

Omg 🚨🚨🚨🚨 Apologies if you've already noticed but Jess Dennison's TikTok showed this window set up from the Chicago orange door and!!!! This blue green (Blurple/green?) drawing is from Keith Haring who made the coming out picture HOLY SHIRT BALLS!!!!!

“a romantic twist on Ophelia where she doesn’t die, someone saves her from that fate” ends submerged in a bathtub anyway??

always talking to herself this one

Oh NO…I just realized something so now you have to I think she’s finally CLEAN Clean is about coming clean. Plus in a bathtub you get CLEAN 🧼

Which means that the ‘Antihero’ will IS ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ Kitty, the showgirl, is dead. The will, which she wrote, is “the worst…” Everyone is losing their minds over it and fighting with each other about whether or not there is deeper meaning (a secret message) We have the Burn Book❤️‍🔥

i just think it’s interesting that when asked what lyric specifically best summed up her life right now (calling her bluff basically), she responded instead with a lyric she loved: “i pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain”

oh just fucking kill me already

thinking about ppl crying that it's her worst album ever and this one line

If one more person tries to tell me The Fate of Ophelia is about a man they’re going to CATCH THESE HANDS

You just have to laugh that 3 years ago she stood on stage and talked about how having her love life treated like a spectator sport forced her protect her private life fiercely. And then a year after that, coincidently as she was entering the literal biggest stage of her career…

Play the Manuscript right into Fate of Ophelia. The story isn’t hers anymore. It’s the Showgirl persona’s turn to take over & burn it down Then consider the 🪞 theory. Midnights would’ve started with Mastermind, TTPD with The Manuscript, & the TLOAS title track ending with goodbye & a 4th wall break

***Spoilers*** Clip from the music video I’m still not over this part where she mimes taking off an engagement ring

AND THE CHOREOGRAPHY FROM THE DARK HAIR SCENE IS THE SAME OR VERY SIMILAR TO THIS!!! the hair is the same!!!!!!! pleak

i was trying to figure out why the heart sewn onto taylor's dress during the fate of ophelia mv looked so familiar and in my search, i stumbled across this. the 1960s show set from me! it really does come back to me!

The ME! costumes oh my god 😭