two new songs by me soundcloud.com/2knivess/0mg... soundcloud.com/2knivess/gun

incredible instagram ad I just got

screenplay based on a real interaction I just had (EXT. COUNTRY ROAD, NIGHT) (the silhouettes of two furries emerge from the darkness) FURRY: Y'ALL QUEERS? ME: uh, yeah? FURRY: OH THANK GOD

facebook marketplace apartment listings rule dude

i went to the echo park trash club and everyone there knew you

tried to talk to my girlfriend about the dlss5 thing because some of the posts are funny and learned that she doesn't even know what ray tracing is. I wish I could achieve that level of enlightenment. I felt almost bad telling her. I went silent for nearly two minutes

surely THIS sarcastic pun on "microsoft" will finally knock them down a peg and usher in the year of linux on the desktop

last night my girlfriend started crying because dogs can't lay eggs but they would be so good at having eggs

an egg is just a friend you haven't met yet

"MIKE and earl sweatshirt are doing a collab album entirety produced by surf gang" is a project for literally just me. I played the earl single and immediately heard car crash and siren dot wav. 2026 is my year bro

chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined

important reminder that you can watch all of home movies on youtube for free youtube.com/playlist?lis...

i went to a free party in a storm drain on saturday night and came home with a geek bar in my purse that was not mine

happy international women's day

lol. lmao

the internet can still be fun sometimes

absolutely fucking insane bumper sticker spotted in chinatown

just woke up from a nap during which i dreamt that i was on an mta bus and when i looked in front of the bus, new york times opinion columnist jamelle bouie was riding a very small children's tricycle and yelling at everyone on the bus

made this on.soundcloud.com/R4I0m5n5c0O5...

thank you very much for your service seattle in defeating the nefarious patriots

had to be there