Bill Burr when asked to comment on his Riyadh Comedy Festival appearance

There's a non-zero chance someone could convince Trump Weapons is real right now

My kid was just describing to my wife a Jaws pinball game he played at an arcade today and he said, “So Jaws appears and you have to try to blow him up and it says on the screen, ‘JAWS. Prepare to get blown up!” …which, famously, is a legendary line from the film…Jaws

🚨 Not a drill 🚨 S5, E1 of #SlowHorses is available on Apple right now

I love Steve. Dearly He’s the kindest, most selfless, hardworking, funniest SOB you’ll ever meet He was severely injured at work this weekend during the heinous shooting in Nashua, NH If you can, please donate to help him get back on his feet

Elite

Solid material tonight from Colbert, Seth & Jon Stewart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdGL... www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGpY... www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GXN... Watch the Seth clip if you like farting effects and the Stewart clip if you like Jon Stewart shouting. Jimmy Fallon also has a late-night show.

One way you can meaningfully protest the Jimmy Kimmel situation is to not tune into Monday Night Football Disney’s broadcast is the 2nd most watched TV broadcast of the week every single week (behind only SNF) and boasts 15-20M viewers a week. Real problems for Disney if people don’t watch that

Good for him. Leftovers rules go watch it by the way. bsky.app/profile/matt...

FWIW, I'm happy to boycott reviewing any and all new ABC Fall TV Shows. [Does ABC have any new fall TV shows?]

A lot of you waking up today acting like you didn’t read Project 2025

Disney learned nothing from Andor.

Only Murders in the Building added a missing element to its continuous spiral into irrelevance this week…predictability. Anyone who didn’t see the “twist” at the end coming is…well..probably exactly the viewer they’re going for at this point

I’ve been watching Noah Wyle be brilliant my whole life. What a deserving win #Emmys

I legit am incapable of deciphering if Bargatze is doing a bit or not every single time he hits the stage. This is a full “uncle” from me, on this guy

Owen Cooper is gonna be a massive superstar in this industry #Emmys

We got wins for The Pitt, Severance, Andor, and Slow Horses already, tonight. Impossible to predict what’s winning Outstanding Drama Series, at this point #Emmys

Gotta bet that John Oliver also said, “Fuck Ice,” right? I mean he certainly didn’t say “Go Birds” #Emmys

This was so obvious the second it was teed up….like even before the nominees were announced That wasn’t a “how could anyone miss that” moment. It was a “how did everyone miss that” moment

Episode 3 of Adolescence is in the conversation of the best television episodes ever made #Emmys

It's fuck ICE and free Palestine all day but I draw the line at Go Birds.

Simply put: If Harrison Ford wins an Emmy and they start suggesting his emotion at winning an acting award at 80-something is costing the Boys & Girls Club money, everybody involved in this telecast should get fired mid-show. #Emmys

Hannah Einbinder has an Emmy. All is right in the world #Emmys

Britt Lower wins in an upset. But she was my pick for who should win it. So, yay! #Emmy

This donation gag is atrocious. It’s gonna be a long three hours #Emmys

Hell yeah. Standing ovation for Tramell Tillman #Emmys

Well, if Katherine LaNasa is beating out all the White Lotus actresses, then The Pitt is running the table tonight. Neither of which bothers me. #Emmys

Looks like it’s gonna be a big night for The Studio #Emmys

This cold opening of the #Emmys is so incredible

Megan Stalter is wearing Levi jeans, a white Calvin Klein t-shirt and carrying a handbag that has “Cease Fire” written across the front of it. Fucking slay, Goddess #Emmys

Meg Stalter stuns at the 2025 #Emmys with a “Ceasefire!” purse

My MASSIVE preview of tonight’s Emmys is up on my website. I make predictions of who I think will win, who should win, and who could win at tonight’s award show. Please check it out, and share it with your friends, family and worst enemies

Whether or not you support political violence won’t change where we’ve come to, nor where we’ve been for some time in this country. I am quite taken aback by how many people only invoke the term ‘political violence’ when it happens to a person with power. It’s political violence the other way too.

LFG

Who wants to go to the Patriots season opener? A Pats Interference listener donated 2 tickets I'm auctioning to raise funds for Boston Children's Hospital. Min. bid: $150 Bidding ends: Saturday 10 a.m. Reply here or on X with a bid. I'll DM the highest bidder Sat., they donate and win. Good luck!

QB-1 🦅 #Peacemaker

Heidi Gardner has arguably been too good for SNL for at least five out of the last eight years she’s been there Not sure who’s the bigger out of touch dope this week; Lorne Michaels or Jerry Jones

Marc Maron is the best of all of us

Me (in my head) every time I see a friend posting from Morgan Wallen on social media:

What might be the actual "Best New Series of 2025" after the dust settles has already released a trailer for it's very highly anticipated second season...coming early 2026 I wrote about it

In the world of comic book immediate euphoria it’s; 1. The Disney Guardians of the Galaxy Ride 2. The opening credits sequence of Peacemaker 3. Everything else

What might be the actual "Best New Series of 2025" after the dust settles has already released a trailer for it's very highly anticipated second season...coming early 2026 I wrote about it

Kanye West is a billionaire bigot who subscribes to the worst political and social ideology imaginable He'll be fine without the public image redemption arc he believes he's entitled to Part of the grift with them all; West, Trump, Musk....is to convince you they're one of us Don't patronize them

🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥 If it’s legal for Ticketmaster to use an algorithm that sets ticket values at market price while limiting access to them to support those inflated values then it should also be legal for someone to create an algorithm that beats Ticketmaster’s algorithm

Jayden Daniels gonna be what everyone promised us Trevor Lawrence was supposed to be

It’s adorable that he speaks of a Better Call Saul series revival about Saul in prison isn’t something I’d give my actual left nut for 5 seasons of, without thinking twice

NFL Network just highlighted Jalen Hurts and said “He’s one of 4 active QBs to win Super Bowl MVP” It took me way longer to think of who the other 3 are than I thought it would and, my friends, it’s a weird list

The Amy Madigan Oscar campaign shouldn’t stop until she’s on a stage holding an Oscar