If you’re into dungeon synth and want to make some but are intimidated for any number of reasons, remember this: You have felt the fire, you are now obligated to knock shitty AI DS albums down on the Bandcamp rankings.

I love this too much fiadh.bandcamp.com/album/i-know...

Check out my new black metal podcast! We throw down a tape recorder, go in another room, and yell at each other about whether or not various artists are trve.

This was a wonderful weekend.

…and then,AND THEN, I go to my normal waiting bar before I get on the ferry and there’s a black metal band playing. I go in. I find out dungeon synth legendry Fief is playing next. This is the show I was a little bummed for missing due to the Wardruna/Wolf show, I thought it was somewhere different.

If you ever get the opportunity to see Wardruna, take it. Don’t care what kind of music you’re into. It’s not important.

Chelsea Wolf is the Stevie Nicks of the 21st century, except she’s breaking up with the broken parts of the world instead of Lindsey Buckingham.

Listening party today at 4pm PDT! dungeonsquidproductions.bandcamp.com/album/the-gr...

In more cheerful blathering, tape release listening party tomorrow at 4pm PDT! dungeonsquidproductions.bandcamp.com/album/the-gr...

*Sigh* They’re bringin Groyper back. You other mothers don’t know how to act.

My main concern right now is when binary government structure haterade becomes “the good old days”, and civil unrest is contingent on beef between different podcast fan factions.

I just heard the shooter referred to as “demographically uncooperative” and am in the process of dying.

Given the current news cycle, it’s apparent that the only thing keeping me from starting a wildly successful nihil cult a la Thulsa Doom is my heavy disdain for people.

I've gone from horribly abusing reverb to horribly abusing delay. I'm 56. Don't let ANYONE tell you that you can't change.

Look at this ridiculousness.

Plot twist: It’s gonna be Luigi again.

Next episode of South Park gonna be lit.

Followed All IFB💙🌊🦋 #NoKings #Resist Peace, Love, & Music

Are you ready for the most annoying 48 hour discourse cycle of your life

"Don't give them a reason to do what they're going to do anyway" is a pretty fucking feckless stance, I would say.

This headline should stay out of the sun, because it looks like it’s not aging well.

This dungeon synth shit ain't no joke

Share with me your favorite example of a song with music that body rocks you harder than most, yet the lyrics would insult the intelligence of a fetus.

Was just noticing the uptick in AI-generated movie summaries on YouTube. I'm wondering how long before watching these and watching the actual movie are considered the same thing. (1/2)

The last post may or may not have been inspired by me really really really really being excited about this album dropping. kraath.bandcamp.com/album/kraath

Protip: it’s mandatory to check if the black metal band you just discovered and really like is a bunch of right wing loons or not. If they aren’t, resist the urge to think “Well it fuggin has to be in there somewhere.”

This might be a new favorite thing for me. 21st century Enigma. youtu.be/BRVNlOH2OGo?...

Bandcamp Friday! 100% of profits go directly to the artist. I’m probably getting laid off soon, so anything helps. linktr.ee/saintovgrave...

Diddler on the roof

The cassette of “The Grim Revel of the Victorious Corpse Knights” from my dark ambient dungeon synth project Ossuary Paladin is being released by Dungeon Squid Productions on Sept. 15th. Preordering is open. There will also be a listening party on September 13th. Details in link.

Nowhere near enough bands have been inspired by Sigue Sigue Sputnik and it shows.

I can’t tell you how happy I am to refind my absolute favorite synth album of my youth. belcanto.bandcamp.com/album/birds-...

Massachusetts had a contest to see who can come up with a new state flag. If they don’t choose this one, I don’t know what the fuck they’re thinking.

Dungeon synth is what a 56-year-old man hears in his head when he drinks a beer while looking at his view, imagining how he will make the villagers nearby fear the night.

My next dog is going to be a pitbull so I can name him Pitizen Kane. I don’t think this is wrong to do.

Just put out the new EP from my dark ambient project Wolves Like Orphans: wolveslikeorphans.bandcamp.com/album/priory...

Newsom has unleashed the Petty Kraken.

RIP Terrence Stamp

Just recently I learned that the 1500s are considered the Modern Age. 10 years ago I would’ve been offended at the association with such primitive ways. Today I think that fucking tracks.

Their fates would be sealed as far as I’m concerned.

You know who you are.

Half Acre of the Nephilim

I'm feeling really motivated to volunteer my illustration skills. If you're making an antifascist zine, charity anthology, or anything along those lines, and you think my art would fit the vibe, DM me. RTs appreciated. Only caveat is I work FT so I can't do tight deadlines meagantrott.com/artwork/

Nothing says “Good government” like a guy named Big Balls getting absolutely lunch-monied in the street.

Start an Internet Fight by posting your favorite worst music opinion: All Dungeon Synth is just variations of Enya’s “Watermark” album with more reverb and delay.

Do not tell me how reality crushing your favorite extreme metal band of any genre is unless it can beat this.

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