Damn, this wrecked me this morning. 🥹

I feel bad for our planet but this is tremendous weather.

I haven’t seen the movie yet but I’m assuming ‘One Battle After Another’ is about me surviving a day with my two-year-old. Can someone confirm?

Forever Giant

He’s like a Mr Magoo but for ears

I mean, Denver is beautiful, Coors Field is fun and the Rockies aren’t exactly teeming with great players. A perfect match iyam

They keep scooping up our favorites! 🫤

I liken it to millennials saying "nice" every time we saw/heard 69.

A baseball Hall of Fame with Jeff Kent but no Barry Bonds is like an acting Hall of Fame with Tim Allen but no Tom Hanks

Ben Folds Five Guys

listen I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply

Old 97’s “Time Bomb” (Too Far to Care) Camera Obscura “French Navy” (My Maudlin Career) Built to Spill “Goin’ Against Your Mind” (You In Reverse) Matthew Sweet “Sick of Myself” (100% Fun) Freedy Johnston “Bad Reputation” (This Perfect World) Why yes, I’m a 40-something white dude.

Mo'ne Davis spent years telling people that she was done playing baseball. She did not want to be forever defined by what she did as a 13-year-old in Little League, a decade ago, and she did not feel like there was space for her to do much else. And then she felt differently. On Davis and the WPBL:

Next hire: pitching coach Tim Lancecup

These are sexual.

Cry (more) On Demand

Would look great on the bump at Oracle Park

Great way to deliver good news

Hate those assholes

As always, Fuck Max Muncy

Barger? What’s Barger?

Jumminy Crucket

I don’t need much prodding to shove these unheralded masterpieces in your face.

Another reason to root for the Dodgers to fall on their asses.

Still with this shit?

But more importantly, fuck Ohtani.

The fact that I even know who Bari Weiss is is really annoying.

Postseason rooting rankings: 1) Mariners 2) Brewers 3) Blue Jays 4) Reds 5) Guardians 6) Tigers 7) Phillies 8) Padres 9) Cubs 10) Red Sox 11) Apocalypse 12) Yankees 13) Dodgers

“Born in the U.S.A.” or Steve Forbert’s “Jackrabbit Slim”

Hand-wash only. (May shrink if submerged in water.)

Damn, again?!

Had Blippi's "The Boat Song" on in the car for my kid literally yesterday and it hit me that, musically, it could be an Old 97's song. That guitar tone sounds exactly like Ken Bethea.

I can’t betray high school me…. Blind by Korn I’d have to time it perfectly so the “ARE YOU READDDDYYYYY?” kicked in as I stepped on the mound.

I thought I saw someone say this trade deadline was boring?

What have you done, @productiveouts.bsky.social ?

Gotta say, yesterday was much more fun online than today.

Read this very carefully: *One quarter* of all the people who have died of starvation in Gaza over the past 22 months have died in the past *3* days.

Convincing my 2-year-old it’s actually “stinky” rice, not sticky rice.

Cut "The Bagman's Gambit" off of The Decemberists' Picaresque and "The Employment Pages" from Death Cab's We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes and you've greatly improved both bands second-best albums.

There’s only ONE thing that could happen to make me feel like celebrating tomorrow.

Currently at the dentist for a filling and John Cougar Mellencamp’s “Hurts So Good” is playing. Dentists really are sadists.

Just now noticing this was basically a trial run for the 91 Score design.

Lots of bad shit today. Just like every other day.

One of my followers must have Raffy's ear.

Do the Giants know they're allowed to hit home runs, too?

what athlete’s expression will stay with you the rest of your life?