If you have to skip breakfast at-home, it is important to at least get it on-the-go! Other commuters may disagree Another amazing piece by the amazing @purplen00dle.bsky.social :3

Trying to work off all that holiday winter weight never goes as planned 😫

Corporate didn't anticipate George to keep downsizing once he liquidated the departments they considered redundant. Come to think of it, has anyone seen anybody from corporate lately? A most excellent piece by the most excellent @purplen00dle.bsky.social :3c

When the restaurant has pretty much only appetizers 😔

buttplug lawyers will tell you this is illegal and they will be pressing charges but this is what you have to do to be an anal visionary a fucking goddamn bowel maverick Fantastic work by the always fantastic @slimefur.bsky.social :3

Beware the limo driver with rock-bottom rates

How to decorate your place for a real spooky Halloween - Invite all of your friends over - Turn them into spooky skeleton decorations - ??? - Remember you need friends to invite to a party - Say fuck it, cancel it and spend the night jacking off spooky style

Public bathrooms, despite their name, are not used for bathing nor do they ever have enough room CW: vore, scat disposal, prolapse, peepee poopoo O: Insanely amazing work by the insanely amazing [artist wishes to remain anonymous]

Okay, yeah, this tracks

👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻 🎃 ˗ˏˋ IT'S OCTOBERˊˎ˗ 🎃 👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻

Taxi ride downtown: $28 Sterling silver nipple rings: $70 Crashing date night: priceless CW: Anal vore Absolutely splendid work by the absolutely splendid @spectrumshift.bsky.social. Utterly knocked it outta the park like all else they do, and thanks so much! :3

Thank you incredibly much for your marvelous work with this piece :3c

I have a habit of getting my gym partners in over their heads with my workout routine, probably because they didn't know they were my gym partners A magnificent work by the magnificent @pulsarbird.bsky.social Many thanks again :3

I just seen you posted it aaaaaaaaa Many thanks again for this excellence ✨️

Many mega thanks again for this excellence :3c

[ CW: #vore | Anal Vore ] Prostate Princess 🎀 #OCs | #furryart | #nsfw

every time i try drawing after weeks of not drawing it feels like i got hit by a car but anyway i promised anal vore

Always a delight to indulge in a light snack while working down just a slightly larger snack :9c My jaw dropped when @nommsalotl.bsky.social sent me this commish; go check em out!! Thank you a ton!

King Midas isn't beating the allegations

Hoping to draw attention to Slimefur's predicament, and hopefully this YCH opportunity can give em a boost of much-needed income. Slimefur's created nothing but awesomeness for me, and they can for you too :3

something tells me a lot of prospective roomies are just not gonna work out today CW: ANAL VORE Awesome continuation by the awesome @igglypou.bsky.social with the delectable @hewge.bsky.social :3

christmas lawyers are gonna have to fight the vore lawyers over this one CW: BONE BULGES A stellar YCH work by the stellar @sadist69.bsky.social Thanks so much again!

Making sure that the plumbing lawyers don't need to get involved in the roomie-seeking saga (they are ruthless) CW: IMPLIED DISPOSAL Another awesome work by the ever-awesome @igglypou.bsky.social :3

Hnngggnnnggg, oh man Property damage lawyers have their work cut out for em today Wondrous hole shenanigans by the ever-wondrous @slimefur.bsky.social :3

when not dealing with vore lawyers i get the chance to air out my nethers and give my public indecency lawyers something to do Crazy awesome work by the crazy awesome @slimefur.bsky.social :3

Can't have the roomie talking about my vore crimes before the vore lawyers are notified Another awesome piece and a continuation of the sequence by @igglypou.bsky.social :3

Vore lawyers keep telling me not to post about my vore crimes but then what the heck am I paying them for??? Wonderful work by the wonderful @igglypou.bsky.social :3

Heyos! Have always dug everything with your work and super appreciate this opportunity and hope you're having a good'n :3c