Balcony time with Sergio! He’s digging the cooler weather and next week we’re due for a cold snap! Highs of 77! He may need pajamas

Story: tinyurl.com/yc3ujkkd A Key West restaurant owner brought back her Spaghetti Sandwich special this week. No charge, no questions asked, just ask. Or you can say the code word “Stonehenge” and they’ll know what you’re ordering. Locals have pitched in as sponsors.

Sergio today saw some real paint that’s allowed on fences in our New Town neighborhood in Key West!

A Great Falls, Virginia man drives a Range Rover 100 mph in the Keys while fleeing cops. He was on 80 mg of Adderall, police said. Breathalyzer test came back all zeroes. Story: tinyurl.com/c5yhcyph

"A grandmother and three of her grandchildren slept in her vehicle to ensure they would have food in the morning. They arrived to the Sears parking lot at the Governors Square Mall in Tallahassee at 9:45 p.m. on October 31." The Golden Age of America!

Sergio trick or treatin in our neighborhood! It’s his SECOND year. He found the milkbone houses!

Sergio had a huge story today! Newshound mode

How a group of Key West activists worked around the clock all week to help a Cuban woman taken into federal custody — after giving birth in a Key West hospital. She was reunited with her newborn daughter after the feds put her on ‘alternative to detention’ and released her from lockup.

He put on this tutu without objection! “Happy Fantasy Fest, junior,” I told him. “We gotta get our money’s worth outta this purchase.”

Sergio and Remi! Thanks @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social GR Dad

Macy Gray joins the podcast in advance of her show Friday Oct. 24 at Key West Theater. Macy Gray! Listen: tinyurl.com/54ywwsrv

'Are You Haitian?' Miami ICE Agent Still Has Badge After DUI Arrest in the Florida Keys The police body cam footage went up on social Friday. In it, the federal agent asks a deputy if he’s Haitian. Twice Story: tinyurl.com/ppccu2ct

A Key West woman painted a piece of her fence in rainbow colors. Two weeks later, a neighbor complained to the city’s code department that the colors aren’t permitted in the historic district. The 12 painted slats had to go. Story: tinyurl.com/3tzryp48

Sergio got Birthday Waffles today from his pal @jengolbeck.bsky.social! Happy 2nd birthday mijo and please stop growing up so fast 🥺🩷🧇🍓

Double hell yeah

There it is: $20 billion for Argentina at the same time they’re taking markets away from our farmers. But no $ for health insurance for Americans?

@riotgrlerin.bsky.social makes everything better

If nobody’s told you they love you today, Sergio wants to be the first! He loves ya and is very proud of ya. Follow us on Substack👉 tinyurl.com/mr3ymtf6

Mr. Beans works the door at the Retro Room bar. He greets everyone who enters. Even if he has to wake up he’s on his job

@riotgrlerin.bsky.social always brightens my day!

We have a very sleepy Sergio here. I’ll update this story as new information becomes available

Sergio saw his shadow today. No idea what the next six weeks will bring… You can always follow us on Substack for Keys news and assorted shenanigans 👉 tinyurl.com/mr3ymtf6

I somehow invited everyone in my contacts to alignable and I’ll never feel good about myself again

Colton Black is correct

We have a very sleepy Mr. Beans here. I dropped by Retro Room to see him and took him for a little walk. This wee dog is way faster and stronger than you’d expect lol.

Sergio is very proud of you. Sometimes you just gotta play for a spell and chew on your tire. You’re all the best, you’re just human and that’s OK! Follow us on Substack for news and shenanigans: tinyurl.com/mr3ymtf6

So these two passed by to say hello. Guac licked my nose and his person said that’s like a huge deal. “Big ol softies beneath tough exteriors recognize each other,” I said. Thanks @thegoldenratio4.bsky.social and @jengolbeck.bsky.social

Tampa Pride cancels all 2026 events, citing “the current political and economic climate.” But Pride organizers in Key West and St. Pete aren’t going anywhere. story: tinyurl.com/mchbk49b

Head-on crash on U.S. 1 in the Keys leaves a 44-year-old woman dead and a Keys man, 63, critically injured, state police said.

Muppets on album covers from @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

Thank you @riotgrlerin.bsky.social for making me the happiest dog dad on the planet! Sergio Vibes!

Good morning from Sergio from our balcony

Happy GwensDay to all who crlebrate! We’re doing a local showcase comedypalooza 830 tonight at Comedy Key West! Ticket info: www.comedykeywest.com/shows/335404 Discount code: GWEN

Key West lost their rainbow crosswalks to the state of Florida. On Monday, about 150 people showed up for a second line parade at the intersection. Yes, some brought out the chalk. Nick Doll took the group photo

I just gently moved the dog off me and now I’m apparently a monster

I can’t partake but if I did I’d trust the Amish for a reup

My friend @jengolbeck.bsky.social is a college professor, author, social media and Ai expert and a journalist who covers MAGA. What’s it like spending hours on far-right social media? We talked. tinyurl.com/3jejbpev

‘Tom, let’s do a show Wednesday, Sept. 17 at 8:30 pm!’ Tom: ‘It’s next week…’ Me: ‘What’s the worst that could happen?!’ Find out👉 tinyurl.com/2f6s2u5x We just announced a show at Comedy Key West THIS Wednesday like proper lunatics

Watching this Charlie Sheen doc intently as if I didn’t watch it happen in real time. Oh I read it in hardcover and here’s the paperback

When I get scary troll dms calling me a liberal lesbo I respond “sorry I was busy cleaning my gun, doxxing strangers, blowing a fella and building a bunker. Also please don’t hurt me” Oh I know how to fit in. Grew up gay in Indiana.

My pal makes the best art stuff @lafumettista.bsky.social

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

I’m grateful for @joshtpm.bsky.social more every day

Our Turtle Hospital in the Keys returned a green sea turtle they rescued in June. They named him ‘Pride’

Indeed

Tuesday night lights over New Town, Key West, FL

Just genius work here @riotgrlerin.bsky.social

I rarely give interviews…but for @jengolbeck.bsky.social and @oxfordamerican.bsky.social I caved

Key West is still Key West.

Sergio getting his laps in!