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Maid-Knight here for DUTY!

I got bored with some new make up.

London is the city of starved trees clawing towards an open sky. I can't help but feel the plants mimic the average person living in London.

Alright, chat. What do you do if a woman wants to put a dog collar on you? Do you just...bark? I don't know, this doesn't happen to me.

Not looking forward to work. Not for the 12:30 minute shift, but because the person I'm working with is known for being transphobic/homophobic and holds a grudge against me. Yay. I will keep the Internet posted.

New idea: Work from home partner paired a smart feeding station for a pet that's filled with small plastic balls containing small portions of snacks, affirmations and "gifts" that they get when their partner activates the feeding station, dispensing a "Reward ball".

Must be They/Them hours because it's time for Mey/Hem.

Work is tiring. But only physically. My brain needs to dome scroll until it feels validated. Why am I like this?

Young. Angry. Woman. These are three things I am. Let's show them what we are made of.

I wanna cum from anal. I wanna cum from just anal. It's so frustrating that I get so close but nothing happens. Why does my body hate me.

Sometimes that tip has gotta pop out. (Please ignore the shakey cam. I'd just cum so hard)

My shitty sky light has been covered up. And is now much, much cooler. (It's far more central irl)

2512 reporting for duty!

I'm laying in a cute woman's bed and I'm a little eepy but my brain can't get over how cute she is and how soft her lips are. Her body is so shapely. She is a tall glass of cold water and I wish to drown in her.

So I did some art. I kinda like it for once.

Today was great. Great day for being a bottom but I'm left needy and wanting to be railed more. Why can't I just cum like a bitch from being railed? Anyway I have new cute bathing costume!

I get to see a cute woman on Friday and honestly it's making it hard for me to sleep. Ugh why must she be so gosh damn cute.

Last week, I met a cute woman, and honestly, she must be an enchantress because I can't stop thinking about sitting near my local windmill in the sun and just talking for a while with her being so vibrant and deep next to me. I must be cursed.

Currently editing some erotica I wrote awhile ago and I honestly think it's still some of the mid work I've written but it at least is good enough to put on AO3. Bridges for stories are hard.

I am a Dom but fuck more subby bitches need to stuff my hole, brains been screaming breed me since bitches be pulling on my nipples.

Chasers be surprised when asking what under my skirts. If you didn't wanna know, why did you ask, creep?

Why isn't there a farm for puppy girls and other human pets? I have a couple of free-range pets who need to run around a bit. As a community, we can fund a large-scale play area that's a play area by day and a hunting ground by night.

Big toys. This bitch doesn't break, she bends. 3.7 inch diameter knot taken, hoping for puppies in my near future!

You gay things got any idea for wolf girl enrichment? Like with puppy girls you just take them to the park and stuff but my wolf girl seems to need way more exercise, her prey drive is insane? Maybe we need to get a rabbit girl for her to catch?

any toy is double ended if you try hard enough... with @eldritchtransfem.bsky.social

Puppy girls are mad, just barking and yapping at cute girls? Learn some respect and whimper, and maybe kiss and lick my boots instead. It's such a better way of getting someone's attention.