Heck Awaits
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Judge Advocate, employment lawyer, best-selling author of Three Amigos fan fiction.
Mozart teams up with Salieri to assassinate Bach, Beethoven and Tchaikovsky in modern-day San Antonio: THE DECOMPOSER
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Mozart teams up with Salieri to assassinate Bach, Beethoven and Tchaikovsky in modern-day San Antonio: THE DECOMPOSER
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9 days ago
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How am I supposed to provide alt text on images if the "save" button appears directly underneath the "collapse screen" button on my phone? I use a Galaxy S10. This seems like a problem.
9 days ago
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Whenever I see some doofus wax poetic about "Western civilization," I am puzzled by what they think they mean. Just looking at them, you can't see any of the elegance of the French, or humor of the British. 1/3
15 days ago
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In 2016, I actually screamed at Hillary volunteers to stop harassing me with phone calls. I donated $200. My reward was five calls a day, asking for more.
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23 days ago
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"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."
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26 days ago
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I know a lovely, kind 80+ woman who believes that illegal immigrants drive up housing costs. It is such a simple formula, she cannot be dissuaded. The logic of "more people = less housing" is so intuitive, arguing otherwise is proof to her you are unwilling to accept politically inconvenient facts.
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about 1 month ago
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The through-line of American politics is that only conservative political power is legitimate. 1/4
about 1 month ago
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Not "defunded." Not "abolished." Imprisoned. These fuckers need to be *imprisoned.*
about 1 month ago
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Apocalypse, Now With Big Naturals
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about 1 month ago
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My new pet peeve is people collectively blaming America or Americans for hyper-partisanship and political divides, or radical nihilism. Everything I'm seeing points to this being the deliberate choice of a small number of people. 1/4.
2 months ago
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Take all the money, divide by 330 million, redistribute.
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2 months ago
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Has anybody tried turning America off and then turning it on again?
2 months ago
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So much - SO MUCH - of EEOC litigation is hostile-work-environment claims filled with stuff like, "people said I'm a jerk" and told me to "stay in my lane," and "I got investigated for toxic leadership" with "I was ordered to leave Person X alone" plus "I got a bad performance rating."
3 months ago
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Remember: the first Trump impeachment was for him withholding weapons to a country under threat unless the newly-elected leader of that country conspired against a potential presidential candidate. That should have been an easy, easy conviction by any standard.
3 months ago
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Man, being overweight is tough and losing weight is really, really hard. No judgment. But if you know you take up more than one airline seat, and you choose not to buy yourself a second seat, you are deliberately seizing part of a seat someone else paid for. It's just not fair.
3 months ago
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Trump: murders, pardons criminals, tears down White House, sides with Russia, scapegoats minorities, threatens Canada and Greenland, issues demented rants. US voters: What bothers me is that he hasn't made prices go down.
3 months ago
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Deeply curious what happened during Hegseth's show-cause board to make him hate law and lawyers so much. He was an officer: he had TDS counsel to rep him (or he paid someone). The trial counsel must have just wrecked his defense.
3 months ago
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This seems topical.
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3 months ago
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Holy crap, yes. One thing I see from both pro se litigants and counsel are terrible arguments made to "beat me" rather than to win. I don't really feel sorry for either, since a pro se litigant is guilty of arrogance, and the lawyer is guilty of showboating.
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3 months ago
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I have never received a text asking me to phone bank, to distribute flyers, to door-knock, or to let me know when my next district Dem meeting is. I have, however, received roughly 5 million texts asking me to donate money or sign a bullshit poll (so far today). 1/4
3 months ago
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3 months ago
Do me a favor and forward this post.This needs to get out to everyone. We need to be unified.
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I know, I know, "flooding the zone with shit works," but there simply is not enough attention being paid to Trump's plan to force Ukraine to surrender to Russia. It's beyond evil. We will all suffer for decades to come if this goes through.
3 months ago
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Question for anyone who practiced crim law in fed court: wouldn't this mean Halligan submitted fraudulent documents to the court? Wouldn't this be a potential criminal violation, not just a bar violation?
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4 months ago
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Kinda weird that Seattle is so out of the picture. Feels wrong.
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4 months ago
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I guess QAnon was right except for one, tiny, important detail.
4 months ago
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Imagine you are a key witness in a Congressional investigation. The White House is openly threatening you. Senate Democrats promise to protect you. Who will you trust in this situation?
4 months ago
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Just called both
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to tell them Schumer must go. No answer at Murray's office: Cantwell's aides seemed utterly unsurprised. The phones must be blowing up - keep at it.
4 months ago
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Congrats,
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. You are both old and in power for many more years, and there is nothing we in WA can do to punish you for caving. May You know that voting yes on a CR will ensure you are ridiculed as well as despised by WA Dems.
4 months ago
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Winning is great. Just realize that the Trumpists will see this as proof that fair elections must not happen.
4 months ago
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Korea vs Japan in Physical: Asia was nuts. I just wanted the ssireum wrestler to stop messing with the judo dude. Like, man: his whole sport is about holding you down. Throw the weakest team member at him and save your biggest guys for the shoving matches.
4 months ago
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Why isn't there a restaurant where the only items are things sold at Cosco? It'd have menu items like "street tacos" that are straight from the freezer bins. We'd all know what we were getting and where it came from. The extra cost would be to put it on a nice plate and not having to do the dishes.
4 months ago
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In all the conversations Democrats have about how to appeal to white men, has anyone considered that maybe the problem is white men? Liberal, multicultural, progressive politics is good. Country music is not.
5 months ago
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So many signs at the No Kings rally, and no one thought to make one that said, "The Only Good Orange King Used to be at 42nd and University."
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5 months ago
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The worst person on Earth got elected to the presidency for a second time, and every branch of government and 40% of the population are doing whatever they can to keep this going.
5 months ago
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I generally don't comment when people write what we should do when MAGA is over, since I usually agree and don't want to nitpick, but my sense is that the information environment is task #1. We can't be free if billionaires own all the media.
5 months ago
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I'm sure the issues will be resolved under a Democratic president.
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5 months ago
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Stuff like this is why guys like Bob Chipman should not be lumped in with YouTube reactors. There is a serious difference in knowledge, analysis and approach.
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5 months ago
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I'm only a few pages into Piranesi, but so far it's beautiful, imaginative, tense, engrossing, and pretty much perfect. This is, I guess, what it looks like when someone works on their manuscript for 10 years.
6 months ago
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Dylan Roof. Proud Boys. 3 Percenters. Oathkeepers. Nichols/McVeigh. Vance Boelter. Desmond Holly. January 6. Patrick Crusius. Charlottesville. Abortion-clinic bombings. CDC shooting. Boogaloo murders. FEAR. Pittsburgh Tree of Life Patriot Prayer
6 months ago
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People filled swimming pools with concrete rather than share them with minorities.
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6 months ago
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I really want those under the age of 40 to understand how wild it is to see who Bill Kristol turned into in his old age.
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
Important to remember that everyone involved in renaming the DoD to the Department of War is afraid to take the subway.
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It still kills me that in his confirmation hearing, no one asked for an example of a war crime he thinks troops should be able to commit.
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6 months ago
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6 months ago
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Why do the Ninja turtles wear masks? Who is going to look at a huge walking turtle and think, "Man, I can't tell if that's Donatello or just some regular walking turtle"?
6 months ago
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Just saw three dudes on the ferry in Seahawks jerseys, with mirrorshades, sporting mullets, scraggly beards, extra pounds around the middle, and one with a trucker-hat that read, "I ❤️ Tittes & Beer." I now fully understand why American girls are into Korean boys.
6 months ago
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Do counter-revolutions count as revolutions? Anybody around to tell me how those usually turn out?
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6 months ago
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Everybody is mad about how Democrats talk, and all for different reasons, only because being a Democrat is impossible. You have no dedicated media, lefties eat their own, and American voters are morons. There ARE no words that satisfy the base and regular voters, because their hatred is mutual.
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