Y’all better fuck them company Christmas parties UP!

Louisiana is just as country delusional, if not more than Texas, and I love it here 🥰

Dawg

New Orleans in the morning and I’m like 60% ready but I’m driving 💀🙂‍↕️

Life literally be whooping your ass, and you still gotta figure out wtf to eat 🥲

Now that the Rockets have KD I feel like they never play 😂 clearly a superstar schedule

This time next week I will be cruising eating a variety of proteins unnecessarily paired with a variety of libations that will also be unnecessary but who gon check me?

It’s always hectic af before vacation lolol the irony 💀😭

Changes at work got me reporting to two black women for the first time ever and baby, I ain’t the least bit mad at it.

It’s me doing all my honey do chores during my work week 🫣

Always teaching & always learning is the motto

As a Sag, my favorite thing is teaching and reaping the fruits of seeds I’ve sewn.

Dawg, my wife finally coerced me into a massage gun and baybeh - the notes I hit when she worked out my traps and shoulders were opera-like 😩😩

Opening a new chapter of life and closing another is easily the hardest part of adulting - next to bills of course.

It’s black folk really using fried chicken as a pairing for literally any meal 😂😅

Whew chile 😮‍💨

Why do all the veneers make folks smile like dis? 🤔

I have so much laundry to do Lord please take the wheel

Made deviled eggs yesterday and we clearly should’ve made 45 more

Grabbed some flowers for my favorite chef this morning 😏

I worked at Sports Authority for most of my early twenties and I’ll forever have Black Friday PTSD. Shot out to all retail workers dealing with the madness of today 🤝🏾

I’m late but one of the first concerts I ever went to see was D’Angelo with a few friends when I was like 13 😂💀 still one of the best shows I’ve ever been to, one of my favorite performers, may he rest in precious peace.

What a game ladies 🔥🤌🏾🔥 #NCAAWB

LFG RORI!!! 🔥🔥🔥

Madison mf Booker ladies and gentlemen

Halftime check in and this game is bussin #NCAAWB

Me sliding a karaoke machine in my cart knowing damn well I don’t need one

My wife’s not gonna tell me that my bald head has grown on her, but there have been signs 😏🙂‍↕️

The Aunties have our prime rib prime ribbing, spirits abundant and our puzzle out front and center. In everything give thanks, indeed.

30 kettle swings for every plate I eat today 😂 #letsgoooo

Furnishing our house for Black Friday 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾 also an E-bike and E-scooter for life because #balance

I don't know who needs to hear this, but please don't drink and drive

Slept in total peace after a Rockets dub over the Warriors 😴☺️

🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

Bae got a heavy kettle bell and I been swanging that mf like nobody’s business

My job moved me off my boss’s team just to back door and move me back on my boss’s team lololol

I get like 2-3 solid weeks max in the gym before life start lifing in some way shape form or fashion 🙄😒

This episode of KOTH when Hank fills in as a soccer official is literally me 🤣😭

It’s Friday and I’m cosplaying at work for the rest of 2025

Watching college basketball until college basketball watches me 🙂‍↕️

Rockets playing with my emotions rn as per usual

I really can’t make this shit up

Slipped on the wrong running shorts for soccer this morning now my thigh meat is out for the world to see 😭

Mid-day pick me up 🙂‍↕️

While most are up doom scrolling, I am checking basketball scores & stats #priorities

Listening to my wife sleep like a newborn baby after terrorizing me all day 😵‍💫 why are we like this 😭

Fuck allergies

Dawg, if Reed gon give up 20 points for his 20 I don’t want it

These Rockets/Spurs commentators actually have me missing Ryan Hollins 😭💀