Payroll done early! 💪🏻🎉

It’s the day after Thanksgiving so time to switch to the Christmas Peaceful Piano playlist on Spotify! 🤣🎄

Chance is on his first Kong of the day!

You know you have no life when you're planning to freeze like five peanut butter kongs for your dog before Thursday so he can have a Thanksgiving feast too. 🤦‍♀️

My lady wasn’t running the Chinese takeout shop tonight, her husband was, so no free spring roll or extra fortune cookies for me! 😭😭😭

This is like the 3rd or 4th Otter Box I’ve totally destroyed. They really need to pay me to figure out how I keep breaking “unbreakable” products 😂😂😂

Fuck yeah I just added CHiPs to my Prime Video watchlist! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Payroll done thank christ

I hate payroll

WEBSTER BANK IS THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST

Dog beat me into the bedroom again! Little old man is getting cranky about his bedtime apparently. 😂😂😂

2nd night the dog has beaten me into the bedroom 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

“Mental disorder” yeah you could say that lmao

First song pkaying at the oil change place. Hopefully everything else on the playlist is this good! youtu.be/kR5Ki6jjPaY

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Here are some political positions that are no longer controversial: 1) Medicare for all 2) Defund ICE 3) Stop funding Israel 4) Expand the SCOTUS 5) Forgive student and medical debt 6) universal child care and pre-K 7) tuition free community and state college 8) invest in clean energy 9) stop the

Finished washing face/brushing teeth & the dog was nowhere to be found. He had wandered out of the bathroom & wasn’t in his bedroom, on the kitchen mat he likes to lie on or either of his 2 living room beds. Instead he was already snoring on his bed next to my bed. It’s only 10:18! 🤦🏻‍♀️

Love being told I'll be on hold with Eversource for 45+ minutes.

“Where is my dinner????? It is late, this is an outrage!”

Payroll done! I hate payroll.

So in addition to the owner of my favorite Chinese takeout place giving me a free veggie spring roll. Every time I order, she is also now giving me like 10 fortune cookies every time because I once mentioned my dog loves them so we share them. 🥡🥠😂

I think someone wants to go to bed.

Payroll done!!! 💪🏻

White supremacy is when Republican men and women in their 20s & 30s praising Hitler, genocide, and rape are “just kids”—but 18-year-old Michael Brown was no angel, 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was a thug, 16-year-old Kalief Browder was a criminal, and 12-year-old Tamir Rice should’ve known better.😐

Wild n crazy night on the couch watching Dirty Dancing on Netflix while the dog snores 😭😭😭

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Getting my first pedicure in 2 years! The poor lady has her work cut out for her! 😩😩😩

Watching this series in Luxembourghish & it’s totally throwing me off — sometimes I hear French, sometimes I hear German, sometimes I don’t understand anything. Apparently I need to watch more shows from Luxembourg!

USA 2025 - The enemies simply walk through the front door of the White House and dismantle the country in less than a year. Who knew? #cdnpoli

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The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned. And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized. I refuse to sanitize him.

Really disappointing to find out how many of my Facebook friends are undercover MAGA today. 🤬🤬🤬

I have the weekend off & the dog let me sleep until 8:45! 🎉🎉🎉 Usually around 5-5:30 he’s in my face like RISE & SHINE MF & I take him out/feed him & go back to bed for a couple hours. But today after I told him no he just snoozed until I woke up. Amazing! Is this how normal ppl do weekends? 😭😭😭

It's apparently the 18th anniversary of the release of this absolute banger. Legit in my all-time Top 10, don't @ me. youtu.be/elueA2rofoo?...

It’s my lucky day — while cleaning I found an old spafinder gift card w/ a $100 balance so I just booked a deep tissue massage for next weekend!!!!!

Payroll done! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

Crazy dreams last night. Moved to San Francisco, started a tech job, my boss had the hots for me & somehow some random major leaguers were having around? Also I think Coco might have still be alive. I didn’t drink or have sugar last night so idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

lol i feel attacked 😭😭😭

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn't so expensive, and cake didn't make you fat, and people weren't idiots.

Payroll done! 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

TIL there’s a font actually named Ballpark Weiner 😂😂😂🌭🌭🌭

Ladies and gentlemen, the 47th President of the United States. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)

whats going thru sg’s head today youtu.be/WYX0sjP6Za8