Sometimes I be chewing on stale bread so I can larp as a 10th century peasant farmer instead of the modern chud that I am

Wait how do we know how many calories exercises burn?

I swear sometime at 3 am my AC vent be whispering some shit to me

Having a bisexual boyfriend is kinda meta cause if you ever decide to explore your gender expression, your attacks are still super effective against him

Sometimes I just be touching myself with no real goal in mind

I’m gonna touch you

Sorry for pulling musical 9/11 but I genuinely can’t stand MCR’s music

You ever just post ragebait in a gc and put your phone on your balls

Hung out with college furries I found on Barq one time and one of them unironically sent me a google form like this

My cursed technique is always putting my bed sheets on inside out

I love how every time I see irl cock on my tl I immediately know who reposted it

Monoco can just have my feet tbh

scooby doo when he sees one of my selfies:

Bro I need Blue Period’s anime to get greenlit for more seasons cause god damn I need to see Yakumo animated

Need more album covers with just shitty pictures of dogs tbh

say it ain't stoat

The trussy goes crazy

6/7

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Rocket is one of those uniquely “in its own world” kinda albums. It has this really weird blend of indie folk and rock elements that just switches to weird experimental electronic record in the middle but it still feels very folky. It’s by no means my favorite Alex G album but it’s just so damn cool

Omg happy pride month *nuzzles your prostate*

Fucking till the hooba stank

Saying itadakimusk before sniffing a pit

It’s otter day….where’s my present? I’m waiting

*Gets down on both knees to propose* “Yeah I tying his knot”

This is literally my favorite account btw

A friend bought me a otter plushie at FWA, but I move a lot in my sleep. So I move the ott to my desk at night and in the morning move it back to the bed and it’s slowly become part of my daily routine

She was alright, but she can’t come out tonight, she broke away 🎶

Guy who puts on video essays during sex: “Fuuuck yeah you missed the point of BoJack’s character didn’t you, you dumb slut”

Doctors love just sticking things in your mouth and trying to asking you questions while it’s in there. Like brother I’m trying not to get hard I ain’t got the mental capacity for questions

Is there like “same voice syndrome” for singer where they only sing a specific way or that only a thing for artists?

Thank you everyone who gave me stickers at the con, I forgot to pass mine out after the 2nd day lol. NEXT YEAR I WANT MORE!!!!

My personal favorite thing I got from FWA

Hamsters on their way to die the most gruesome and tragic deaths in order to get into Valhamster

Georgia I’m inside of you

Questioning my awkward footing….mixing bitter pills with chocolate pudding 🎵

god trying to give someone a vision and accidentally retweets twink hole into their brain

Do mute VRC players throw out a sticker when they cum during e-sex?

The Bottom in the Wheat

Is Big Dawg the dom equivalent of Good Boy?

Imagine if your urethra had taste buds #FlavorTown

I’m calling CPS on all you mfs with like 10 adoptables that never see the light of day

I’m so woke my computer is non-binary. What you think of that huh? Pussy #OutWoked

Least moanable name?

Bro this video has been frying me all day. How is every cut of this shit a new reaction image