I'm just a girl trying to get a smog check & this man is like "your face is very cute 😍" Sir please.. Just take my money

I'm about to dnf "How Does It Feel?" It's dragging. 8 chapters in & I'm soooo bored. I haven't DNFed a book since daughter of no worlds.

I literally couldn't sleep last night for fear that I would miss an alert to evacuate

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Drinking energy drinks so I can feel something. Not energy, though. Just heart palpitations.

Setting off the smoke detector while I'm cooking is so embarrassing

My nephew is just too adorable.

Will my nespresso vertuo start to brew if I will it hard enough from the comfort of my bed ?

Trying to change a lightbulb and it broke within the fixture 🤬

My dim sum came with a stein of iced green tea & they now have a lifelong customer bc how did you know that I'm a very thirsty girl 🥰

.. I hate that I'm a late night girlie bc the bsky night shift gets spooky 😳

Baddie book club is going well, btw. About to start Fourth Wing. It's a reread for me, but I don't mind a refresher before Onyx Storm.

The feminine urge to quit Corporate America and open a coffee shop/bookstore with my two besties.

I thought I was about to have a lazy Saturday. I'm at an appt rn and I have dinner plans later. To the girl who doesn't add any events in her phone calendar: How?!

My VP sent me an in-person meeting request for Dec 26 🥲 She really said "Merry Christmas.. now get back to work"

I’m gonna be real with you I had never heard of a fair catch kick before and had to read the Wikipedia. You can watch thousands of hours of football in your life and there’s still so much weird shit in the rules that you’ve never seen and I think that’s beautiful

Luckily, we have the Sunday night game. Let me go hit 6 stores in the next 4 hours 😂

Last minute Christmas shopping is my idea of an extreme sport

I have a question for the girls that have a shade match in the yummy skin blurring balm: how does it feel to be one of God's favorites?

Bruh.. are dark fantasy authors unwell? I'm on chapter 1 of a novel. There are ~30 characters & they've just killed all but two.

My greatest feat this holiday season has been successfully avoiding every single work potluck. Love that for me.

The north remembers

Sexually attracted to napping.

I have to drop a bag tomorrow to get my car serviced so Christmas is canceled. Everybody getting an arts & crafts project a la spray painted macaroni glued to a cigar box.

As someone who is familiar with teenage ferocity, that compliment will live in my mind for the foreseeable future lol

A teenaged girl asked me about my lip combo yesterday & I was so flattered that I'm repeating that same lip combo today

Friendly reminder that if art is how we decorate space, then music is how we decorate time. #booksky #music

Starting to see spaceships on Rosecrans 🎶

This is a Doechii stan account. I fucking love her and I reallllly hope she performs at gnx tour.

Doechii Tiny Desk is out now! Run, don’t walk!

I would simply not go on a first date like this, but to each their own.

Talking about philosophy in a casual conversation is actually an act of violence and I will treat it as such moving forward. Trying to bore me to death, for what? 😤

New dating quirk unlocked. Ya know how you shouldn't talk politics or religion on a 1st date? I'm adding philosophy to that list. As soon as I hear the name Nietzsche, my kewchie gets drier than dry spongebob.

When is book 3 of Lightlark being released? I need it.

Why does Q4 suck this much?

Ughh I'm having a hard time finding motivation to go to work today

every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list

Good game though

Damn nvm 😆

The Browns about to win?

We went to see Gladiator II and one of my friends was crying throughout the movie 😂

Westeros has too much political instability. Being dothraki seems lit though.

In college 🥰

I'm a millennial. I think everyone has a series that serves as a sort of canon event. Changes the way you feel about anime. It was Tokyo Ghoul for me.

I'm about to take a nap on the couch