Look, I’m not gonna bang on this to promote my campaign, because odds are you’ve already seen my “please give me money since we live in a Citizens United world” posts, but this is precisely why I’m running for state office. These fuckers do NOT care about our Union, and we need to fight them.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social You’re going to vote with the fucking Republicans again, aren’t you?

I don’t think I’m going to take advice on Tylenol from the medical genius who told me I should inject bleach into my veins to cure COVID.

Oy, America! That geezer you voted in is fucking mental!

This is very powerful. #MentalHealth

@washingtonpost.com At what point should we just start calling you the Völkischer Beobachter?

I think the performative sack-cloth and ashes routine around Charlie Kirk’s death has strayed over the line to fetishization at this point. If it had been kids MAGAs would have moved on by now.

Political violence is not acceptable and should not be condoned. Charlie Kirk was a fucking prick and I’m not at all sad he’s dead. Two things can be true at once.

Update: IDGAF.

It really is difficult to destroy the greatest economy in the world in less than a year, but he is always looking to find new ways to do it.

Donald Trump - Year 3 of his presidency…

I think it’s hilarious that the useless cunt is so fucking lazy that we all think he’s dead.

Y’all are wild

@cnn.com At this point calling you “press” is a stretch, but you never know, one of you useless wastes of skin might grow a spine…

If you don’t like Arsenal scoring from set pieces then you should probably practice defending set pieces, you drippy fucks. 🤣🤣🤣

If you’re in the National Guard you’re officially just a Brownshirt now.

So I fucked off to Canada because why wouldn’t I, but I try to keep up with old blighty. But I can’t believe I’m getting the right end of this…has Kemi Badenoch actually come out in favour of inciting racial hatred?

While Felon47 slams the door on refugees, Canada opens ours. Compassion isn’t a liability, it’s a responsibility! Canada welcomes and embraces immigrants & protects refugees. That’s not weakness, that’s strength. Diversity is our backbone. 🌍❤️🇨🇦 #SheShed #TheDefendersOfDemocracy

‘Morning.

Not going to lie, today’s been a bit of a cunt.

First game of the season, away at Manu Utd, and we won. Not pretty, don’t care.

Dear America, Re: the Alaska “summit”… You’d have been better off sending the salami sandwich guy.

Buddy Christ says hang in there. It’s the weekend. #weekend #buddychrist

America, be the heroes you know you can be.

@meganhunt.bsky.social Can you explain your plan to effectively counter GOP gerrymandering since you feel so strongly that Democrats shouldn’t reciprocate. I’d be fascinated. Spoiler: you won’t say a damn thing.

You know, if you Door Dashed a foot-long sub to the DHS and ICE headquarters you could probably put them out of commission for months.

@cnn.com literally doing both sides of chattel slavery now. Jesus fucking Christ.

Hi @cnn.com! Your independent legal and police system has given way to a MAGA-controlled national state security apparatus, which is currently building concentration camps, disappearing people off the streets, and setting up checkpoints in DC to check your papers. Anything to say about that? No?

Mo Salah is asking the right questions

Canadians are polite until we are we are not. What makes us not polite is fascism. We fought them on the streets of Toronto in 1933. We fought them in Spain. Long before America joined the war we fought them. When you tell us we don't have a right to a country or kidnap our people we will fight back

Does @cnn.com stand for the Craven News Network or the Capitulating News Network? I can’t remember.

I lived in 🇵🇭 under Ferdinand and Imelda Marcos. The vibes out of the US are the same. The only difference is that Filipinos stood against the army and stormed Malacanang, whereas for all their guns and bluster Americans don’t seem to have the same amount of spine.

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Pictures from my travels. Found this motel to stay in, gave it 2 stars on Yelp. Owner was a bit weird. #travels

It’s just utterly fucking embarrassing to me as a man that it exists at all.

It’s absolutely fucking hilarious to me that the US Army can now only hire who Laura Loomer says they can. Laura Loomer.

Trump was impeached, twice. Considering posting this every day until the Smithsonian corrects its exhibit. Feel free to join me.

It’s mind-blowing how quickly MAGA went from “We are on a global crusade to execute all the pedophiles!” to “Meh…is raping children REALLY that bad?”

She is abus’d, stol’n

Arsenal sign Viktor Gyökeres

@columbiauniversity.bsky.social Congratulations on making your diplomas worth less than something I’d wipe my ass on.

Just for context I think that it’s reasonably important to remember that quite a lot of our grandparents used to get paid, and were awarded medals, for killing Nazis on a professional basis.

Telling it how it is. Well done, Rolling Stone.

This stupid old fuck thinks he’s fucking Khaleesi.