Oh nothing. Just the fucking insane megalomaniac that you voted for threatening to execute Democrat politicians. I’m sure it’s fine.

I think he’s bleeding.

Pete Hoekstra www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JCe...

@washingtonpost.com Why didn’t any of your self-styled “journalists” ask a Kashoggi question yesterday? He was one of yours and you just let it slide. Is it because you’re a collection of paid-for spineless hacks with the moral compass of gaboon vipers, or is it something else?

Wow. Who could have possibly imagined that Cristiano Ronaldo was a huge fucking twat?

With all of these ridiculously clear signs that Trump is in unquestionable mental and moral decline, it can surely only be a matter of months before @cnn.com starts relentlessly plugging another Jake Tapper book about Joe Biden being old.

The GOP is currently less coherent than the ending of Lost.

“Quiet, Piggy.” We are in literal Lord of the Flies territory.

MTG is still the odious hag she always was. She just reads the room better. If you aid in her rehab you’re an asshole.

When you’re in the trap (which you set), and you’ve tried to blame everyone else and it hasn’t worked, and it’s becoming clear that your time is up, the panic sets in and you try and hack off your own limbs. Hence the MTG tweets.

I think it’s pretty clear at this point that the United States is being reigned over by Jabba the Hutt.

Gosh. I can smell their fear sweat here in Canada.

Dear @senategop.govpeeps.us Regarding children…you’re supposed to feed ‘em, not fuck ‘em. Because you appear to be confused.

Quick reminder that a child rapist is still a child rapist even if he invades Venezuela.

@fetterman.senate.gov How nice for you that you had the best healthcare insurance to cover you for your latest journey to the hospital. Ironic that it’s the same week that you voted to fuck everybody else on healthcare. At least Lara Trump likes you though You are a loathsome shambles.

So it’s looking suspiciously like they voted in a man who fucks children as President. Which is quite the thing.

We should just start calling him Fuck Schumer.

Thanks, grandpa. Thinking of you today.

Whatever the hell happens from here on in, this has to be the last time that @schumer.senate.gov ever gets a fucking say.

@schumer.senate.gov This was four days ago, you stupid senile old fuck.

She’s what we call a Vichy Democrat.

If you’re a Senate Democrat and you haven’t yet called for @schumer.senate.gov to fuck all the way off, you’re a waste of fucking skin.

He says he’s not voting for it, but his loathsome grubby fucking fingerprints are all over this craven bullshit. Completely useless twat.

@schumer.senate.gov is a spineless dinosaur well past his best-before date, and the faster you all get him the fuck out of the Dem caucus (never mind leading it) the better off you’ll all be. A craven cowardly cuntcake of a politician. Utterly useless.

@shaheen.senate.gov needs to go at the earliest possible opportunity. Spineless brainless toady.

Sad, but that’s the reality in the U.S.

The MAGAs silly enough to be on here are deeeeeeep in their fucking feels today

And now on @CNN here’s Andrew Cuomo explaining why elections are all just a communist plot and why he should me made Imperator of New York for life. Scott Jennings agrees. Jake Tapper nods sagely, saying nothing. End scene.

Can we check to make sure that Cuomo and his entire miserable clan have fucked off to Florida this morning? And if they haven’t can we help them pack?

Dear House and Senate Democrats, people don’t just want to be against stuff all the time. They also have stuff that they want to be for. Stop listening to AIPAC and your corpo donors, get your heads out of your asses, look at what happened last night, and be worth the vote that you’re looking for.

None of you that need it are going to get any help with food, but check out my awesome bathroom reno! God, what a shit-hole.

If the Blue Jays win the World Series you know he’s going to slap another 10% tariff on us. 🤣🤣🤣

Hoekstra needs to sent back with all due fucking haste.

You’re paying Argentina $40 billion because that’s the country your Nazis will flee to when they lose the midterms, just like after WW2. It’s like a reservation deposit.

“Here’s the Premiership table if Arsenal had let more goals in.” “Here’s the Premiership table if we don’t count the Arsenal games with clean sheets.” “Here’s the Premiership table if we don’t count the games Arsenal won.” Cry harder, you sad drippy cunts.

I'm always proud to be Welsh, today even more...

The White House has literally fallen.

Cattle ranchers voted overwhelmingly for Trump. Farmers voted overwhelmingly for Trump. Vote for who you want, but don’t come ‘round with a begging bowl when you get everything that you voted for. You fucked yourselves in the ass with a chainsaw to own the libs. Just lie back and enjoy it.

Pretty sure we should send Katie Lam to Rwanda to improve British social cohesion.

I’m watching it knock down the White House and I’m looking at the state of the country and it’s all feeling very Masque of the Red Death.

Tottenham, ladies and gentlemen. The gift that keeps on giving.

I’ve said it before but if you don’t like Arsenal scoring from set pieces maybe you should practice defending set pieces. In the meantime you might as well stop whining because they’re part of football and we’re going to keep using them.

If you’re going out there today, stay safe, and…

The most dangerous form of government is theocracy.  Because the only thing worse than a tyrant is a tyrant who thinks they're on a mission from God.

Stand strong and stay safe, Portland. 💙🐸 #FuckICE

So let me get this right…immigrants that make your dinner get sent to Alligator Auschwitz, but foreigners who fund terrorists get an air base? What a silly country.

To give credit where due, this photo is from Reuters photographer Carlos Barría