Tell you what, just have a 90 minute fucking Katy Perry concert and settle the World Cup with a one-shot rock paper scissors. Absolute fucking shit show.

I heard Lindsey Graham died.

Dear @cnn.com You pay him to be on your air. One of the reasons for that are his GOP/MAGA connections. When he says, on your air, that he spoke to McConnell, it is absolutely “CNN reporting”, and you can’t avoid that with a post-act re-contextualizing of what he said. This is what you are now.

I feel like we’re not talking enough about how America declared war on the Islamic Republic of Japan yesterday.

The Islamic Republic of Japan. I give up. You lot are fucking idiots.

I personally believe Scott Jennings when he says he talked to McConnell, because only somebody completely brain-dead would talk to Scott Jennings for 20 minutes. This also explains the @cnn.com staff.

Imagine cheating so obviously in a World Cup, in front of everyone, and still getting slapped up 4-1. 🤣🤣🤣 Good riddance.

In a new rule set just announced by FIFA it has been established that any player that scores against the US will now be immediately arrested on the pitch and deported. The USMNT is now allowed to play with 15 men on the field, while all other sides will be reduced to three.

I think if nothing else this World Cup has ended any interest I had international football. When teams are treated so vastly differently by the governing body (Iran’s experience vs USA not being allowed to be given a red card) and within the competition itself, it’s all fucking pointless.

Cape Verde. Fucking hell, lads.

I’m seeing many posts lament that “Dan Goldman is such a good guy with integrity and class—it’s sad that he lost his seat.” Men with integrity don’t deny genocide and don’t fund countries that mass murder children. NY got that. It’s why they elected Brad Lander—a true leader with integrity & class.

Uhm, I have a new favorite GIF.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Quick question…have you ever thought of shutting the fuck up and listening go what your people actually want? You have two ears and one mouth…you should use them in those proportions. But then again, I don’t suppose AIPAC really cares about your constituents either.

Fetterman has to go. Couldn’t care less how.

"Don't blame me. I voted for Jill Stein." I blame you, motherfucker! I absolutely blame you! 🤨

Everything makes more sense when you understand that he’s just Jabba the Hutt in orange makeup and a wig.

Seeing Hillary Clinton put in writing that everybody should sign up to his fucking insane Board of Peace and accept his Gaza plan has absolutely fucking tilted me. Jesus fucking Christ.

They should rename it to the Department of Losing War.

Anybody want to talk about how the US started a war with Iran and then promptly surrendered?

If you’re such a tiny-dicked little bitch-boy that you have to shoot a dog because it frightened you, then you have no business being a cop or carrying a gun.

I’m still coming down off Arsenal and I am not feeling this shit at all.

Soooo….errrrrm….hate to be a bother….but….errrr…when are we going to hear about the 115 charges? It’s starting to feel like the fucking Epstein files.

The complete lack response from FIFA to one of its World Cup referees being refused entry to the US tells you everything you need to know about how corrupted and debased that wretched organisation is.

I’d rather be a Dumocrat than a Rapepublican.

@repsherrill.bsky.social is a Nazi ICE shill.

Apparently America doesn’t want peace with Iran because negotiations are “boring”. This stupid motherfucker got legally elected twice. We can’t trust Americans on anything.

Holding bum fights on the White House lawn to distract people from the fact that you fuck children. America’s pretty fucking disgusting.

Ouch.

So just to clarify…the deal is for the US to pay Iran $300 billion to go back to the state of play before the stupid war tantrum thing started? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gotta be honest…as fucked-up as the country is, I never thought I’d be having to process televised bum fights on the White House lawn.

Do you reckon we’re going to have to watch a Crystal Palace Under-7s match before we get our trophy? 🏆🤣

Arsenal singing “We are unbearable!” 🤣🤣🤣

Citeh 115 fans are pretty salty today. Excellent. 🤣🤣🤣

Football fans: banter the fuck out of Arsenal for 22 years. Arsenal win the league. Football fans: “Why are Arsenal fans so annoying?” 🤣🤣🤣

Of course, the other thing this means is that I can watch Arsenal this weekend and not have a two-hour panic attack, so that’ll be nice. 😬

I’m fucking knackered. That was a season, alright. Fuckin’ hell.

Lost my mum last September. She’d had dementia for two years. She always loved the Arsenal. She’d have fucking loved today. Fucking loved it. And now I’m crying.

Can we have a little round of appreciation for Bournemouth. Fucking top performance!!!!

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social Oy! Geezer! We only bloody did it! 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴⚪️🔴

Fuck off

All of you young ‘uns…remember how this feels. You never know how long you’ll wait for the next one. 😬✊

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

I’m so confused. I was told we’d bottled this weeks ago. 🤨

Fuck me. We only fucking did it. Fuck me.

#Arsenal 🔴⚪😭

Oh my fucking God. Is it happening?

Andy Burnham is a hard no for me.