I'm cis, but I LOVE my trans siblings. What's wrong with you if you are saying anything else? Equal rights means equal rights, right?

As a US Army Veteran and a Patriot, I only have one statement to make. The only thing a fascist deserves is a bullet between their eyes. If you try to argue against that, all you're saying is that you desire to join them in that fate. All I am asking is that you reconsider your position.

Hey, let's circumvent this stupid FACE act. Let's come together as neighbors and make sure everyone who is eligible is registered and go to the polls in groups. Fuck DHS body cams, we have our own, and we have each other. Let's do this. November, here we come.

The Epstein class really isn't anything new. Weird, rich, white dudes have been doing horrid shit for centuries. It's just that middle-class, ignorant, white people never notice until it happens to them. The good news is, we live in the age of smartphones and social media.

I will keep saying it: these are exceptional dildos, and you deserve exceptional dildos

As an abuse survivor and former suicidal... I love being alive. I just want other people to feel that way, too. It really isn't difficult to achieve. All you have to do is give the slightest fuck.

You know. Inspektah Dek (swinging through your town, like your friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man) matters more now, than he ever did. "Cause, He sit there, know you lyin' an sh*t, then he'll take yo ass to court. That's why he The Inspektah." Say it louder Meth.

Yeah, So, now I'm rollin' down Rodeo With a ... AND I'M WHITE! How f*cked up are we going to let sh*t get? I'm way past, "This NEEDS to stop." Minneapolis. Minnesota. You are ground zero. I'm not a believer, but bless you, patriots. Your voices are the SHOUT Heard Around the World. No bullets.

Take it from an old bastard. You don't want to live with, "I should have told you I was in love with you." If you feel it, say it. Do it now, before it's too late.

As an ABDL person, I feel like I get to make this joke. Trump has no control. You can DEPEND on that.

Am I alone in always thinking of Weird Al's "Smells Like Nirvana" when Tom Homan talks? "It's hard to bargle, dargle, fftouth With all these marbles in my mouth."

As a species, we rank ourselves highest for the capacity for self-recognition. But... Where would we rank as a species when it comes to self-deception? I would argue last. Not all of us, but FAR too many.

Ilhan Omar said they execute pedophiles in Somalia and Republicans were like "WHY ARE YOU THREATENING TRUMP?"

The fact that MAGA wants to watch a 55 year old man sing about sleeping with underage girls should tell you everything you need to know.

I know a lot of ABDL people want to have online spaces to get away from adult realities for a bit, but at this point in time, we also can't afford to not be having that conversation here, too. We've already seen two ABDL people arrested for ABDL art on their computers.

Minneapolis straight up had a dildo fight with CBP!!! 🤣🤣🤣

They're throwing dildos at CBP in Minneapolis. Chef's kiss 💋!!!

I recently saw a picture of the infamous Obama Tan Suit. That shit was clean as f*ck. (Fuck Obama, he's a war criminal, like the rest of them.) But that suit was on point.

Elon is such a train wreck that all the other neurodivergent people are like, "Even we can't explain THAT. But, we have a new vaccine."

I am required by rock and roll law to share this. youtu.be/0lgUEXnDoE4?...

As far as ICE goes, the last time some idiots pulled that crap on this continent, they were wearing red coats. And we know how that ended.

Most of my former partners would say that i am weirdly obsessed with cunnilingus. It's only weird because of patriarchal conditioning. Wanting to kiss naughty bits is fun and natural. Do it every consensual chance you get.

So, look. It's like this. I'm 98.7% cis-het white male. Don't worry about that 1.3% unless you want my genitals in your mouth.

@jasminestarshine.bsky.social I just had a thought I think you'd appreciate. All music is actually punk. Mozart wrote a song about huffing farts.

67% of the homicides in Minneapolis and 50% of the homicides in all of Minnesota this year have been committed by federal agents. Read that again.

Trump tries to go for a third term, we start building gallows for him and his "administration."

One thing I hate about myself. If you come at me with some fascist shit, I have no problem putting an FMJ between your eyes. Please don't make me hate myself.

My generation was Yo! MTV Raps and Headbangers Ball, back to back. We saw the premiere of Run DMC and Aerosmith collab on Walk This Way. It's the generation that gave us Molotov, and all the gringos throwing horns to it. The f*ck out of here with some racist bullsh*t. Fuck ICE.

I was in Chicago land today. I stopped in at my favorite Taco Joint on my way out. They had a sign on their door. On my way out, I said, "Tambien, chinga le pinche ICE. Estado Unitos es para todos!" Loud enough for the whole place to hear me. My Spanish is rusty, but everyone understood.

Why is it that the people who have more than they need is SUCH a small number? Why are we so easily convinced that those with less will take from us? Those who have more than they need accuse all who have less of being thieves. The definition of irony.

They detained witnesses to a murder they committed specifically so they couldn’t answer questions or talk to journalists. No charges. No excuse given. And they claim they can do this to ANY US citizens they want. You do not hate the modern Gestapo enough. Because they sure hate you.

They have this upside down mentality that in any ICE-CBP/community interaction, the responsibility for keeping things peaceful is on the untrained and unarmed public, while trained and armed agents of the state are permitted to freak out. They keep trying to convince people of that.

Look, this is how it is. If I have to put some lead between a red coat's eyes, I will. I'd rather that I didn't have to. Can we go back to using our big boy words, with our indoor voices? That would really be best. Can we be reasonable, please? It would really be better if we did. 1776.

In my early atheist days, I tried to make the argument for taxing the churches to my cousin (who's more like a brother), and he shut me down with the most mic drop shit ever. "Taxation without representation was the main point of the Revolution. They don't pay taxes, they don't get a say." Damn.

saw someone call schumer cowardly and chide him for lacking the backbone to call for ICE to be abolished, & it must once again be pointed out that that is untrue. he is not trying to oppose the republicans and failing, he is on the same team as the republicans, and his enemy is you

The best time to make comparisons to the Holocaust is *before* they start throwing people in concentration camps. We're already too late for that. Why teach about history if you're not willing to do this? Why remember it at all?

I am so proud of the good people of Minneapolis who peacefully held their ground and peacefully took back their streets in the face of tyranny. In this dark time, I had tears of joy and pride in my eyes, seeing them stand together with peace and love.

Minneapolis just showed the world what it means to be an American. I salute those real patriots on the streets, coming together, fulfilling the words of our constitution.

Possessions never meant anything to me. I'm not crazy. Well, that's not true, I've got a bed, and a guitar, and a dog named Dog who pisses on my floor. That's right I've got a floor. So what? So what? So what?

Is it just me, or does Bovino give off those, "I'm the bully NOW!!" vibes? Little weasel got his ass beat all through school.

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Some people end up in places they don't want to be, for reasons they didn't choose. Then, choose to go to places others are too afraid to go. We call those people heroes.

Hell yes, I would hide some Jews, you disgusting excuse for a human. What is wrong with you, siding with some Nazis, yo? Would I choose my fellow humans over those who choose to dehumanize? How can you ask me that without acknowledging that you're a piece of shit? Fuck ICE and fuck you.

Can the nerds have the internet back now? The Joe Rogens of the world have become a tired call back. Throw some horns if you actually get that joke.

I realized tonight that I make just enough money for my government to punish me for being good at my job. Layer that on top of the shit I was already pissed about. Like, my taxes paying to MURDER brown children on the other side of the planet, instead of feeding children of all colors here.

Quick sanity check, here. A bunch of people who have free healthcare that WE pay for, and are the few who could afford to pay out of pocket, keep telling us that the rest of us can't have universal healthcare because "that's socialism." You can't make this shit up.

We ALL NEED to do whatever we can. Having run a GFM in the past, lots of small donations make as much of a difference as a few large ones. Even if it's only $5, it matters. Every bit of support makes a huge difference. gofund.me/ce3ca47a6

Hey, get this. We should troll the MAGA weirdos by telling them, "Oh no, we changed it again. It's, "Happy Human Days, now. It's just better for everyone." You think a Starbucks cup pissed them off?