ex-excuse me? 💦 is this just an extremely targeted vibe or does this actually read like something a dominatrix says to a subby dragon

One moment the dragon lay on his side, limbs extended, relaxed; the next he was on his paws, wary and crouched defensively, and she couldn't say she had even seen him move, asleep to alert in the blink of an eye. She wondered how high into the sky she might have been thrown, if she'd been atop him.

Never underestimate the delight a dragon takes in being in a biped's way, or in making the little creatures scatter to get out of *his* way.

this insane cat.......

Really need to detox from all the time wasting distraction seeking habits on my phone

shiny latex catsuits my beloved 🖤✨ #furryart #furrynsfw #bondageart

You'd think a person who only ever leaves comments to demand I commission more art of a character I haven't used in a while would at least be able to spell that character's name properly

awash in annoyances

All the stupid herald decks are just the larger and larger man rant but even dumber

Two posts in a week? Could it be? I wrote up this little NSFW short of Hueroc enduring a rather naughty predicament in this commission I got from Ruaidri a few months back~ FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/65111115/ SF: sofurry.com/s/nJEwjy3m

You think it's hard to get a guy to go see a doctor, it takes a hunting blind and a tranquilizer rifle to make a dragon get a checkup

"Why are you complaining about your tack so much? You gave lots of input on its design and assured us it fit well." "Just because it's not uncomfortable doesn't change that a dragon should not have to wear a harness all the time! Nor any of the other restrictive contraptions you little people made."

It's all well and good that the dragon sits on his haunches like a cat, all four paws arranged together, tail curling around them, but unfortunately doing his best to minimize how much space he's taking up doesn't change the fact that he's so very large

Of all the things I could miss right now, I miss getting a sandwich from Wegmans. That ciabatta bread was so good.....

I wonder what the world record is for the largest litter catch mat ever created and if even that would stop Felix from making such a mess

this week's in-streams! :3 🐰🎨 1. @operatorart.bsky.social 2. @hueroc.bsky.social 3. phase ( @lilrobotty.bsky.social ) & @shinyastrem.art 4. @aspenhoss.bsky.social

Cat (long) vs cat (compact)

I've written more about Adhara somehow managing to get into situations simultaneously kinky and awkward, because I somehow find this fun! NSFW, chastity and bondage and all the usual fun stuff, FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/65034689/ SF: sofurry.com/s/m2bRB4Mm

I've written more about Adhara somehow managing to get into situations simultaneously kinky and awkward, because I somehow find this fun! NSFW, chastity and bondage and all the usual fun stuff, FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/65034689/ SF: sofurry.com/s/m2bRB4Mm

Yes I know everyone else in construction just calls subcontractors "subs" It's just not as easy for me to use that word in a professional context :T

Do you have any idea how hard it is to work when he's just sleeping here in petting range looking this soft and cute

I'd say "imagine if we'd traded kjerstad/cowser and mayo instead of stowers and norby" except our atrocious coaches probably would have just ruined them instead

I'm gonna be inconsolable when Mendocino rotates this seasonal salad off the menu

Let me build my cozy blanket lair and do not disturb the little, comfy dragon while he hides away to sleep Commission drawn by @fortuname.bsky.social

just let me be a good little lonely passive consumer in peace

Big corporate clients are the worst. "Follow the prototype design we gave you. Yes, even the notes that don't apply. Yes, we even require you draw a box with a drop shadow for those notes." "We've reviewed your drawings and we would like you to make these changes that conflict with our prototype."

When you glance at some nice bondage art for a couple seconds and the gear work looks so promising and then when you look closer it's completely ruined by "oh wait the subject is some pop culture character, never mind" 😒

touch

into exactly 1 thing and intensely turned off by everything else

It doesn't matter how much I play with Felix during the day; bedtime rolls around, he goes and sits by the door where I keep his favorite feather toys and gives me a hopeful look, and I feel bad I haven't given him even more attention 😔

Started watching a baseball youtube video and got flashbanged by "wait a minute I remember this song from a 10 year old trolden video" I wonder if Hearthstone is still any good? I haven't touched it in for eeeever

Why can't I clear my head by shaking my head back and forth at 300 rpm like my cat can

The true height of daring adventure, buying a different brand or variety of the thing you've been buying for years

The face of a cat who can't believe it could POSSIBLY be bedtime Surely it is time to come back down and play!

Oh God we're so screwed

Dragons eventually managed to make peace with humanity, each family laying claim to territory which the humans then set aside as their property, the dragons made citizens. But what about then the young dragons whose adorable hatchling pictures captivated a nation grow up? They need their own lands.

save me from this insane creature

Orioles do something on offense challenge (impossible)

He glared at the humans for a long moment, then treated them to a low, rolling growl to inform them that there would be no arguing with the dragon.

I often whistle to myself while working. Felix feels that this disrupts his naps and does not appreciate my habit very much

furry porn commissions are down

Ponies have their equine dignity after a day of training, but poor Hueroc is wasted and totally harmless after a merciless workout with Dante (@Thorphax) #dragon #dragonart #ponyplay #bdsm #anthro #furryart

It's benefit selection time at work, which means multiplying the cost per period by # of paychecks, looking at the almost $10k premium and wishing that could just be a tax for universal healthcare instead of money to a private company that will do everything it can to not cover services I might need

It is actually not cool to live somewhere I have to think "I'd better enjoy this rain because it might be the last we get for 6 months"

"Yup, that's my human, right over there. I don't know what he's doing, but he's doing it where I can see him" - cats, probably

It's so cute when the muted latex hooded dragonsnout tries to get all nuzzlesnuggly

this lock, this lock inoperable

shout out to the golfer who just flipped off the water hazard he shot his ball into on national tv

this cat, this cat so pettable

very funny how I've developed Hueroc's character to manage his temper so much better but I never figured out how to do that myself