The War on Christmas is real, and we will not stop our fight until Christmas withdraws its forces back beyond the Thanksgiving line.

Maybe the real fright tonight is the great beasts driven feral from being pent up all month long, prowling in the dark searching for someone to take out their frustrated aggression on... Maybe stay off dragon territory on Halloween, wait until Locktober is over and they can think straight again >_>

My subconscious wants to belabor me with unsubtle metaphors apparently

Now this is the kind of game where you need one of those all too rare dual threat position player pitchers! You know, like Chris Davis. Or Stevie Wilkerson.

Why wait for a natural pause in the conversation to speak up, when you can just growl loud enough to rattle people's bones to make them be quiet and let you say what you want?

Adhara for Gwardian-Hawk #female #anthro #scalie #shibari #bound #greenscales

How are commercials written to be so universally grating and obnoxious? How do marketers do it so consistently?

I don't think I'd have totally lost my work ethic like this if I hadn't moved...

Dragons are hot

Following F1 was fun I guess, but if you need an apple tv subscription to watch races from next year on I guess I'll have to find something else to watch. I'm not getting a streaming service just for 1 piece of programming. Hope the deal's good, F1, enjoy access difficulty stagnating your growth

I've worked at my new company for a year and the only email that Microsoft security automatically quarantined as spam since I started was an email from Microsoft last week trying to tell me to try using copilot with chatgpt Even Microsoft knows this stuff is garbage

From the last day in Zion, did the Watchman and Canyon Overlook trails. My poor paws need a break after all these hikes! Why couldn't I just fly everywhere again?

More Zion! Did Scout Lookout yesterday. Tiring but awesome views

Some of the Zion Canyon scenery from yesterday. Very cool place! More hikes coming up today

It's so pretty heeeeere I'll share more pics when I'm home probably but this canyon is dragon territory now

My brother has 2 kids to raise and is still finding time to write and record and release music... why am I not writing more?

Saw Dream Theater tonight 🎸🔥

Is it safer for everyone if you thoroughly train your dragon to be quiet and submissive? Certainly. But just face it, their tendency for sassy backtalk and exuberant outbursts really livens up what might become an otherwise dull daily routine if you don't insist on training that out of them!

When you need a CDL and a rental company to supply you with a semi truck and a crane so you can help your dragoness girlfriend indulge her kidnapping fantasy roleplay

Get into the chastity belt, Adhara

Putting a "do not 2 factor me on this device for the next 30 days" checkbox on a website that you visit once a month to pay a bill is truly unhinged web design

Man my stomach is simply closed in the mornings... does my body just hate breakfast that much?

I commissioned @craftypillar.art to draw Hueroc like a Wyrmspan card, with the card format and everything! Look at him, so smoky and grouchy, you better leave the recluse wyrm alone~

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Draping a blanket over your dragon's chastity cage to soften up the metal a little so you can snuggle their big cage like a body pillow all night long

People who think the far side of the crosswalk is the stop line of an intersection

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Sooner or later everyone who shares a picture of their pets online has to accept that their pets will be more popular than they are

Also yes this means today's my birthday. But I'm telling you, I'm not old!

Dragon locked in a sleepsack watching a group of anthros struggling to carry over a cockgag longer than an anthro is tall, jaws clenching on his ring gag, knowing he's so much stronger than them but that it means nothing now, that the gag is destined to go down his throat no matter how he squirms...

No, no, no. Look at the size of the dragon. Do you want this wild beast to buck and kick down a wall? Keep those limbs Strapped. Down. Until he's ready to cooperate, you keep him immobilized and you don't unlock anything!

The dragon's mission: help the city guard subdue the evil witch whose servitude he narrowly escaped The dragon's dilemma: once that shackle of silence is on her, she won't be able to perform the charm that gives him permission to cum What's a pent-up dragon who wants to right wrongs to do?

Why am I not a dragon flying around skimming the lake and exploring the mountains. It is dragon country up here

at this rate we're all gonna end up like that girl in Feed who couldn't get the big corporation to pay for her healthcare because she wasn't buying enough stuff for them to profit off her like a good little consumer

Was discussing media with family yesterday and apparently my very serious uncle who reads all this highbrow fiction and nonfiction literature has ALSO read the entire Fourth Wing series, which completely blew my mind when even a dragon lover like me struggled to make it through the first one

so how much of updating UI font and icons is actually improving readability/clarity and how much is just giving the psychological impression of novelty because something looks fresh and different for a little while

third and jauan

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The dragons yearn for the blanket hoard

Is it too meta to complain about people complaining Like people really have anything to complain about, thought the muzzled draft dragon...

Favorite dragon designs in media, go! Wistala: If you add stripes it's basically just Adhara 😇 Glory: People with RainWing OCs should really be using the color-changing scales more in their art Saphira: What if the blue was SASSY ...do I have a type?

My old company's fantasy football league died, apparently, which means I'm back into fantasy retirement... and that I got to go out on top as the last winner of the league, the last name stamped on that trophy. I wonder how long it'll sit at my old desk?

Dragon whose idle animation is gently rubbing their chastity belt

Rain???! Real weather! How I've missed you!! *scampering around outside in joy*

@hueroc.bsky.social may look unhappy, but does he have any choice? 🐉⛓️🦊

Is there any more certain portent of disappointment than a decal on packaging boasting of a new taste or recipe?

Ashar getting an email that says "nice package!" and blushing and feeling his cage throb at his desk even though he knows they meant the financial report he'd written that they were responding to

If all these buildings can have helipads, it ought to be perfectly reasonable for dragons to demand that skyscrapers have perches and basking spots, too