Orioles do something on offense challenge (impossible)

He glared at the humans for a long moment, then treated them to a low, rolling growl to inform them that there would be no arguing with the dragon.

I often whistle to myself while working. Felix feels that this disrupts his naps and does not appreciate my habit very much

furry porn commissions are down

Ponies have their equine dignity after a day of training, but poor Hueroc is wasted and totally harmless after a merciless workout with Dante (@Thorphax) #dragon #dragonart #ponyplay #bdsm #anthro #furryart

It's benefit selection time at work, which means multiplying the cost per period by # of paychecks, looking at the almost $10k premium and wishing that could just be a tax for universal healthcare instead of money to a private company that will do everything it can to not cover services I might need

It is actually not cool to live somewhere I have to think "I'd better enjoy this rain because it might be the last we get for 6 months"

"Yup, that's my human, right over there. I don't know what he's doing, but he's doing it where I can see him" - cats, probably

It's so cute when the muted latex hooded dragonsnout tries to get all nuzzlesnuggly

this lock, this lock inoperable

shout out to the golfer who just flipped off the water hazard he shot his ball into on national tv

this cat, this cat so pettable

very funny how I've developed Hueroc's character to manage his temper so much better but I never figured out how to do that myself

What am I looking for that distracts me so?

biting everyone

Irrationally angry at the cooking ingredients for tonight's dinner

What if the problem is that cat internal clocks just run faster than reality

OK a lot of these options are great but Airplane Mode really got me

Man I'm 9000 words into this story and I have no confidence in its coherence. Maybe I should do just the plot advancement or just the kinky dressage lessons instead of trying to do them both?

It's been a minute since I last properly smothered a dragon in latex.....

Felix has chosen to become a most determined hunter of teeny tiny spiders

The renters next door moved out a couple weeks ago and this hasn't happened since, what a totally unforeseen connection

"it costs you nothing to boost this" clearly you did not consider the cost of giving in to your guilt tripping attitude

I'd really rather have Wells in the rotation over Baz or Bassitt (or Kremer for that matter, or Eflin if he looks like 2025 instead of 2024...) I will never understand why try to convert him to the bullpen

cats have such funny cautious slinky movements when they investigate something new/unfamiliar imagining a dragon doing that

"Don't give me that look, dragon. You described for all to hear in quite vivid detail the might of your fangs, your fire breath, and even your power of persuasion. Was I not supposed to take you at your word? You warned us of the dangers, thus the gag and muzzle will stay locked on to nullify them."

My "dog" Hueroc needs obedience training. Every time I take him for a walk, I'm not sure who's walking who... MY BAAAAAACK! AURGHHH! A cute and funny picture by TetheredDragon! 🎨 @necrodrone.bsky.social 🟥🐉 @hueroc.bsky.social 🟦🐉 @sabredragon.bsky.social

existing within 10 miles of a bar on March 17th 😒

This is Dragon Mountain now Skiing in like 55 degree weather sure was an experience

Shout out to that time in college I was taking a Statics exam and I went to do right-hand-rule to confirm which way the Z axis was pointing, but I didn't want to put down my pencil so I started to use my left hand instead and then went ... wait a minute

These have been done for a minute I just needed to edit them! Sorry guys TvT In order: @hueroc.bsky.social , @aboarable.bsky.social , @sedrindragon.bsky.social and @tigermus.bsky.social I wanted to do much more but been busy busy ;c; Much love All done in watercolor

The most common cause of modern dragon rampages is frustration at having to waste time stuck on 84 billion pointless conference calls

I love getting headaches multiple evenings per week because some stupid neighbor smokes weed and the smoke and the smell infiltrate into my unit even with the windows closed. It's great. Someday I will find them and punch them so hard in the face. I hate weed so fucking much

The cool thing about being a dragon is being able to fly to the top of a mountain and growl at anyone who climbs up after me if I get tired of being near people

Greatly increasing my life expectancy by fixing the most dangerous part of my day, replacing the pill multivitamins I keep almost choking on with chewable ones that won't kill me

Fresh loaf cooling on the windowsill

insatiable book devourer strikes again

Cloud storage rapidly filling up with cat pictures, as God intended

I dunno if the Scrubs reboot is actually trying too hard or if I just haven't watched a broadcast tv show in like 15 years and forgot what they're like

evil mode

What the hell man. Offshoring and outsourcing drafting tasks? How do we train young designers and engineers to be the company's next generation when we give that work to some other company instead of hiring entry level people?

Too precious ;w;

"The biathlon, a lot on the line here, dreams of Olympic gold slipping away—it's gotta be tempting, Trevor Beckwith, to just aim the gun at the competition." "Oh, no, there are regulations against even pointing—" "You know, just wing him, don't take him out entirely. Even the playing field a bit."

If we're going to go back to needing to have like a half dozen different messenger programs open at once to keep up with our friends, can all these messengers bring back those nice compact vertical friends lists we can just dock on the sides of the screen?

a hurricane on 4 teeny little peets

Can I just go back to mid-late 2023 and do basically everything differently?

Today is a day of grumpy growls and biting

"how close do I have to get to his hand to make the point it's time to stop gaming and go to bed"

2010 World Cup vuvuzelas vs. 2026 Winter Olympics drone motor/propellers Fight