Kerreth has a little snippet (with art) on FA now; Greylock story will probably go up in a day or two www.furaffinity.net/view/63456334/

Got a couple things nearly ready that I could post soon... What's more fun? Kerreth finding someone familiar walking into his dreams? Or Greylock having some fun breaking into another dragon's mind?

a dragon who is very offended to hear a friend tell someone that the dragon won't bite because even if he won't really, it's very important for his reputation that people believe he *might*

dragon who doesn't mind being imprisoned in the dragon vault because being heavily bound and hooded and sealed in their cell at all times means they never have to tolerate any social interaction

6:00 on a Christmas morning youtu.be/ElgXCB4exGU

Crawling around on the floor helping a little nephew play with his brio trains is more work than you think it is. I need to flop on the floor now, whew If only I was a dragon, on four paws, and I could just nudge the trains along the tracks with a front paw without having to bend down so much...

Apparently the house goal is to create the most distracting possible environment

The thing about dragon dressage is that the dragon can memorize all the pathing and gaits and lead changes on their own, they don't NEED the rider involved. Should the rider have to do anything other than stay stable in the saddle? How to make it more of a mount-and-rider team sport?

Harassment of bound dragons shall be conducted by trained professionals only.

The part of the holidays where my parents send their endlessly yapping dogs to a sitter for a few days is gonna go hard

Why would a mighty dragon ever deign to bond with some puny little bipedal rider? For the steady supply of snout scritches, of course. (It's also really convenient to keep someone around who has access to thumbs)

Traditional Art Chrimmas Raffle Gunna do a raffle for art before Christmas. Rules: -Repost, comment ref or a photo of a pet, be a follower -Do you want SFW or artistic nude? -Any body type, any specie(humans too), any gender Will randomly pick ppl to draw before christmas :3

Having these fancy dark chocolates I got my mom for Christmas just sitting here on my table and not being allowed to eat them is a serious problem I want the tasty so bad. Why didn't I get a second box for myself or something. Dragon craves the dark chocolate

"No, Princess, the problem with your pet dragon is that he seems to have taken it upon himself to behave in the most exasperating manner imaginable. YOU might find his backtalk and wild act entertaining, but I don't have the patience. He can show more respect or spend a while locked in the dungeon."

"I should eat fewer sweets" the holidays:

Why play a modern video game when I could figure out a way to make my favorite late 90s PC game work instead?

Shout out to koth_lolcano

Adhara won't be doing the panty meme with her chastity belt because doing the pose would require unlocking it and I'm not giving her the key

lol keep on whining notre dame

why am I so cold

bad mental afternoon

stupid sexy psychic dragon mind control powers

Non-existent patience for other people today

Squish the latex covered cheeks of the big hooded dragon snout

"If I'm apparently being such a grouchy, snarly, scary dragon when I'm pent up, the 'solution' to this 'problem' should not be to tie me up and muzzle me. It should be to take off the chastity for once! If the smoke and the stomping and the growls are such an issue, Rrrr, the answer is right there."

Kobolds crafting increasingly elaborate schemes to try to encourage their dragonlord to get a girlfriend

Hm. Familiar faces... well you cant really tell anyways. ;3 These are fun to do, maybe ill draw others.... hm

Fun party game: hold a vibe between the perfectly smooth nulled hinds of a latex dragon and have your guests guess from the way they squirm and mmmff whether it's a dragon or a dragoness trapped and teased beneath the pretty shiny latex~

It's raining on the roof and I'm very cozy and hopefully I sleep a lot

Business travel is so weird. I'm used to getting on a plane to go somewhere for a week. You're telling me I'm gonna be there for like 6 hours? I don't need to pack any clothes?

Why settle for stress and exhaustion when instead I could have MORE of BOTH?

I decided to write my take on horny jail! Have a look, enjoy reading about a new victim getting sucked in~ www.furaffinity.net/view/62993458/

I decided to write my take on horny jail! Have a look, enjoy reading about a new victim getting sucked in~ www.furaffinity.net/view/62993458/

A stretched out dragon Piece for @hueroc.bsky.social :3c

Shout out to nobody on telegram ever using the unnecessary stories feature, because whenever telegram uses a story to talk about the features on a new update the chat list breaks and I can't see the top 3 rows for like a day until it figures out how to fix itself

The mighty veggielurgic powers of the dreaded carrot inquisitors

The War on Christmas is real, and we will not stop our fight until Christmas withdraws its forces back beyond the Thanksgiving line.

Maybe the real fright tonight is the great beasts driven feral from being pent up all month long, prowling in the dark searching for someone to take out their frustrated aggression on... Maybe stay off dragon territory on Halloween, wait until Locktober is over and they can think straight again >_>

My subconscious wants to belabor me with unsubtle metaphors apparently

Now this is the kind of game where you need one of those all too rare dual threat position player pitchers! You know, like Chris Davis. Or Stevie Wilkerson.

Why wait for a natural pause in the conversation to speak up, when you can just growl loud enough to rattle people's bones to make them be quiet and let you say what you want?

Adhara for Gwardian-Hawk #female #anthro #scalie #shibari #bound #greenscales

How are commercials written to be so universally grating and obnoxious? How do marketers do it so consistently?

I don't think I'd have totally lost my work ethic like this if I hadn't moved...

Dragons are hot

Following F1 was fun I guess, but if you need an apple tv subscription to watch races from next year on I guess I'll have to find something else to watch. I'm not getting a streaming service just for 1 piece of programming. Hope the deal's good, F1, enjoy access difficulty stagnating your growth

I've worked at my new company for a year and the only email that Microsoft security automatically quarantined as spam since I started was an email from Microsoft last week trying to tell me to try using copilot with chatgpt Even Microsoft knows this stuff is garbage

From the last day in Zion, did the Watchman and Canyon Overlook trails. My poor paws need a break after all these hikes! Why couldn't I just fly everywhere again?

More Zion! Did Scout Lookout yesterday. Tiring but awesome views