Is it too much to ask for some of our tax dollars to go toward us?

I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for

The Strait of Hormuz is open but only if Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo.

Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

There should be exactly 0 people alive who have a billion dollars.

I woke up this morning and literally thought to myself: I feel like there is not enough waste with my tax dollars going on and not enough wars waged in my counties name, for my personal taste. Glad we’re gonna take care of both. Whew.

The tax payers should be able to seize his assets and take back all of our money before he goes to prison.

Yeah, or maybe we need an independent run that can also call out the democrats planned impotence. They crush any real progressive candidates if they can and they continue to move the party right so neutral will eventually be left leaning.

“After negotiations with Iran to open the strait of Hormuz fail, president trump closes the strait of Hormuz” I don’t think we live in just any simulation but we are now in an Onion specific AI simulation that is used to generate headlines.

No way that trump hasn’t already considered deporting Melania.

Sorry I can’t make it out tonight, I’m gonna stay in and practice my cursive.

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True, and I love and support ProPublica financially however they need to make a deal with the journalists and their union in order for me to continue.

This is perfect

We need more. Tax incentives for post only too. Help out the people whose jobs are fleeing.

Glad I canceled, should use some money I saved to get the Onion now!

War. It’s war. That’s the reason.

Trump is siphoning so much money from us he had to enlist 2 guys he barely knows to get in on the grift.

We need a post production only tax incentive in LA. Right now if a show doesn’t shoot here they have no incentive to bring post back here. We need to change that.

I want this framed on my wall

We should just all agree on a number and above that is a 98% tax rate. 50 million?

It is Parks and Rec but at a scary high level. And with no likable characters.

Even though ice is worse still remember ACAB…

The end is just the chef’s kiss

Maybe if we do this AND teach political literacy we can have a functioning society. I’d like to die on a high speed train ride from LA to NYC.

Any ex president should be able to fight a current president to the death if they get enough signatures.

No notes

“State election chiefs have asked the face eating leopard to confirm it won’t eat our faces if we let it into our house”

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Let's elect people who have put gas in a car and shopped at a grocery store.

The SAVE Act is voter suppression—not security. It would purge millions, especially married women with name changes, low-income voters without passports, and more. Tell Your Senators: Vote NO to protect our democracy!

Also “we’re dealing with a paper tiger, they weren’t a paper tiger 2 weeks ago but they’re a paper tiger now”

Huh, wouldn’t have thought it would be Israel and America starting the next world war.

HOLY SHIT. A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election. Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

And many Americans are baffled as to why many in the Middle East hate America. Imagine the sad toll of that one day and stretch that out into the last 30ish years.

We’re cooked

The street lamps are too good for these people.

goddamn is this a breath of fresh air after Allred 2024

They are begging for the “poors” to cart out the guillotines

I feel like we all had a globe in our house in the 1900’s.

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Sooo, I’m about to pay taxes to bomb children in another country? Can I get a side of healthcare?

**Stares in Tan Suit

If the president is fucked we’re supposed to have the courts and congress. But if they’re fucked, what the fuck are we supposed to do? Vote?? What if that gets fucked?

They want you to be scared and think this war is to protect us and dhs is to protect us and surveillance is to protect us as they funnel all of your healthcare and infrastructure dollars into contractors and politicians pockets. We can have nice things if we demand them.

This is what happens when oligarchs control the *news*

They’re just robbing us blind. Fuck yo healthcare!

I think we’re cooked