I was using em dashes before AI was born

"Too many non-working holidays," he says while planning his 38th golf day after only 151 days in the office trumpgolftrack.com

Having a garage sale sounds fine until it's just people trash talking all of your shit on the edge of earshot

Leveling up my suburban foraging skills (I would appreciate expert confirmation - maybe @lukelukeluke.bsky.social ?)

What if we take this whole "borders are just ugly lines" nonsense and REALLY run with it? Globalism is back on the menu!

Dear Canada, I see what you have. I'm happy for you. And I want that for U.S. Sincerely, Envious American

LET’S GO WOLVES

Elon backtracked on DOGE savings goals from $1 trillion to $150 billion. But watchdogs report only $12.6 billion in verifiable savings. That represents just 0.173% of the U.S. federal budget for 2025. We're losing vital government services for basically nothing in return.

You must quote skeet to take the power back

One for my fellow visual rhetoric nerds

Harvard has set an example for other higher-ed institutions - rejecting an unlawful and ham-handed attempt to stifle academic freedom, while taking steps to make sure students can benefit from an environment of intellectual inquiry, rigorous debate and mutual respect. Let’s hope others follow suit.

If you think that somebody who decides to jog (comfortably) to their destination is funny and should be mocked, then you should probably take a long look at yourself in the mirror. This is absolutely, definitely, probably, possibly not related to a recent experience I had.

I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

Just arrived in DC. Should have all this effing politics bs sorted out by Monday

A top economics reporter goes off script on national TV: “I am going to say this at risk of my job, but what President Trump is doing is insane.”

Trapped in the cycle of needing fresh printer ink every tax season even though the printer doesn't get used otherwise

Me and the homies pregaming a little nature in the park before we head into the woods

Heard today: There are a bunch of people who need to go watch the Schoolhouse Rock videos. 👏 👏 👏 Let me help with a link to the lyrics. All videos on Disney+ and most on YouTube. www.schoolhouserock.tv

Ask me if I'd like $5,000 or healthcare for the vulnerable. Ask me if I'd like $5,000 or food for children, whether they're in the US or in other countries. Ask me if I'd like $5,000 or for planes to land safely. Money is not the goal. Value is the goal. And they don't have the money anyway.

I'm sorry to report that my city hall had no other protesters today. It was also -10° F, so I'm trying not to be too disappointed.

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

Unions: Hey Judge, this buyout sounds illegal Judge: It might be. Hold everything. Right: JUDGES DON'T GET TO JUDGE THINGS Judge: I can't rule on this case because unions have limited power. Right: THIS JUDGE SAYS EVERYTHING WE'RE DOING IS LEGAL

I knew they'd come for NASA. I didn't think it would be this soon. What would Carl Sagan say?

I'm told that "DOGE is at NASA HQ". I know nothing more, make of that what you will.

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

Received a letter from POTUS today purporting to remove me as Commissioner and Chair of the FEC. There's a legal way to replace FEC commissioners-this isn't it. I've been so fortunate to serve the American people and stir up some good trouble along the way. That's not changing anytime soon.

Taking screenshots of the next few days' forecast because who knows what might get deleted next

Verbicide (v.) - the killing of a word through its misuse. Literally unforgivable

Me and you and which shuttered federal building

I just took a look through my many plant-based foods. The vast majority comes from Canada. I'm grateful that some items don't expire until after the midterms? This silver-lining shit is hard

Petition to call this decade the Screaming 20's

How I arrived on BlueSky

Since we’re all female at conception, 1) Trump’s order makes everybody in the U.S. female; 2) for those who develop into males a few weeks after conception, they’re now trans. Maybe headlines should read “Trump order creates more than 160 million trans males”

Anyone else getting that post-election nausea again? On a more serious note, I'm always looking to share advice on staying mentally healthy. And I'm also trying to tackle the stigma of mental health through transparency and slightly forced confidence. A knee-jerk thread about #mentalhealth 🧵 1/7

Rose Matafeo appreciation post(er) #Taskmaster

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Carl Sagan "For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love."

Have a spare Derek to trade - looking for a Tarek, a Gareth, or a Jaron

“You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

By 'food' we mean... cow. We could free up 2/3s of land if we ended cow. ourworldindata.org/land-use-diets bsky.app/profile/nonv...

I can't tell if Time just made my pfp better or worse. I guess lean in? Driving Crooner 2028

I have already died on this hill – cancelled should be spelled with two L's

The real-life version of "The Witcher - Nightmare of the Wolf" – by creating more monsters, their jobs are more secure

I move that everyone be allowed three posts about the other place after they've migrated here (research and journalism exempt)

Laaaaaaa laaa la la Wait til I get my mental health right

🎶 I've got a golden ticket🎶

My dog was laying down, and he started to push me with his paw as hard as he could. When I realized that he was not pushing me away, but asking for a massage, I basically melted. When he realized I had figured out what he meant and was going to deliver, he also melted. Dog puddles are good puddles.