feeds you to @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social

Why do they keep trying to make Jared Leto replace Mark Hamill? First they did it with the joker and now they're doing it with skeletor

I may have a new best character Ridin this girl all the way from ritualist to archon baby!

Subnautica implies the existence of Domnautica

watched the series finale of the boys and im not surprised they had butcher shrink himself down and crawl up homelanders ass but i was not expecting him to actually say "it's butchering time" before growing and ripping homelander apart from the inside out then flying off into the sunset.

Technically, it still counts as Paw to Paw even with something between us. Also, technically it is still paw to paw if one of us is literally standing upon the paw of the other >:3c Teasing lil folks like @xeenonraptor.bsky.social is still so damn fun, right?

something something paw day? :)

STG i feel like Kyle in the waterpark south park episode sometime i have never peed in the shower, the bath, the pool, the hot tub, the sink, or ANYWHERE that is not a toilet or a bush well away from human civilization and feel like everyone treats me like I'M the weird one for that

The Barbie movie we all deserve youtube.com/shorts/DRdsf... Cc @mattythemouse.bsky.social

@sizablesongster.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHEL...

Low key, my favorite part about this meme is how Bobby and I wear the same black shirt.

Waffle, bacon, sausage, toast, and OJ. classic

Magic Carpet on Ivy? it's more likely than you'd think

-_-

Ruin a movie title by replacing a word with fart Star Wars: The Empire Farts Back

I wish deadlock had a way to make groups with people you play with without needing to friend them sometimes id like to start a group but i sure as fuck dont want these randos on my friends list

PSA @cytharia.bsky.social is pretty

i wish all the bugs out in the world a very live a happy, healthy life i wish all the bugs inside my house a very die violently and burn in hell forever

growth while cumming, specifically when each cumshot is accompanied by a growth spurt, is insanely fucking hot

Hey @mattythemouse.bsky.social

¿Por qué no los dos?

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to quote this post with a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

Dynamax Guilmon

way to call me out wow LOL

When the shipping and handling costs almost as much as the book you're trying to buy

Dynamax Guilmon

still have to throw amazingly gigantic props to @tigbun.bsky.social for being the first person to ever draw Rain as well as help me finalize some of the details when i was trying to put together this new identity for myself. <3 thank you for helping me realize a part of myself <3

god @bigandbowtied.bsky.social draws me so fucking pretty <3

what if i made you really fkn tiny then just fed you to @sprisky.bsky.social

when u tax the rich

@computermouse.bsky.social i heard you wanted this so In you go~

i could see a velicoraptor eating a bunch of babies and my first reaction would be to make cute baby talk at it rather than be horrified. I may have a problem

god im such a fucking whore for feathered dinos normal people seeing a cat batting around a ball of yarn: "daww" Me seeing a deinonychus violently mauling a group of people: "Dawwwwww <3"

just played a game of deadlock as Mcguinnis and Rped a bridge troll, hardcore turret build and refused to let anyone pass the middle bridge on blue for the entire game no one could get past and when they tried and died I'd yell at them for not paying the toll it was hilarious.

*gets about halfway thru the first episode of season 2 of Devil may cry* NO THEY FUCKING DIDNT

Hannibal, Missouri Fuck you Mark Twain

Hey you If you like small mice becoming BIG mice, you should totally check out my book :) www.tfpublishing.com.au/store/a-rode... www.tfpublishing.com.au/store/a-rode...

@tigbun.bsky.social I think of you every time i see a joke like this now and it makes me giggle youtu.be/WINGdoJP1k4?...

Realest post I have read today

so is there a collective opinion on subnautica 2? i know theres been a fuckton of drama about it but tbo i couldnt keep up enough with it all to know if i should avoid it or not

They want us to believe that's okay to sacrifice a few for the many so you should join the military to fight in wars overseas I bet we can make a list of about 50 rich people whose deaths would dramatically improve the lives of millions

what if we took all the rich people and

time to go to bed. and as i go, Remember "Dog food lid" backwards is "Dildo of god" UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN

time to go to bed. and as i go, Remember "Dog food lid" backwards is "Dildo of god" UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN

so you want me to throw him into the asylum unless she agrees to make you tacos?