Her home is your home and now it's our home She shrunk us all down and kept us as pets She brought her victims into this house she's claimed We're all toys for this crazy B.

That's not fair we've done this exact thing multiple times

Lemme just decide how big to be today...

Ok but this is LITERALLY me and @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social

There's some real gems in here

Digging through saved images and memes on The old Pixel 4 I have to use since my phone died and coming across some real old gems Cc @mattythemouse.bsky.social relevant to recent conversations ;D

Ninja Rain be like

[ ] Heterosexual [ ] Homosexual [ ] Bisexual [ ] Asexual [x] Macrosexual

Still absolutely convinced that the snake is gonna be the third member of a polycule with Nick and Judy in zootopia 2 and nothing can convince me otherwise.

i have never hated anything in my life more than i hate this humanity was a mistake we deserve to die and they can't even fucking get Kaiju no 8's name right in this travesty

Driger want milkies www.youtube.com/shorts/Pf4Vr...

Aka "We decided to make the sequel that fans have been craving for over 20 years The exact opposite of everything that made those fans rabid about the game in the first place." Seriously, you revive a 20-year-old Cult hit to make the complete antithesis to the original What's the point?

Horny this morning and I plan to make it everyone's problem

... Ow

Giga mom www.youtube.com/shorts/Uo91K...

Post a duo that you really like. :3

THE HUNT BEGINS

GDI I blame both @perrupls.bsky.social and @denora-husky.itch.io that i've had macro-themed lab-experiments/military superweapons/unruly test subjects superglued into my thoughts for the last 2 days with no signs of it passing

people try to tell me "Na man the alliance isn't THAT racist and awful to the horde you're exaggerating things" Exhibit A:

Giga mom www.youtube.com/shorts/Uo91K...

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Apology Tour

World of Gay Warcraft

recommend me good WoW mods i havent played in literally years and don't know whats the current good stuff and forgot half the name of the ones i used to use lol

brain stuck on thoughts i feel like @docomega.bsky.social would appreciate short nerdy genius guy became world-famous scientist, cured diseases and pioneered research in multiple fields seen by all as a master innovator finally completes his life's work and everyone collectively finds out the-

@ultrajeri.bsky.social SENDING GOOD VIBES

Lets make Vero draw the biggest character he's ever drawn

Ever wanted to see Sal absolutely massive? Well now you can! Gonna leave this running for 24 hours and draw Sal's final size at the end~

Hey Hey Al Let's go be horny together

If someone suffers from phantom pain in VR they also can feel phantom pleasure right? so they can have phantom sex if they don't use a phantom condom will they get phantom pregnant?

Do the thing make my penis become the big penis

Important PSA

I cast Power Word: Brain Worm

Instructions unclear, made out with @mrbadguy.bsky.social

Coyotes are cute. yes if you see this i mean you

I seem to cycle through rage expletives periodically and the new one i've been stuck on for a couple months now is "I'm about to shit an entire BRICK OVEN"

at the start of War Within Dalaran explodes and you have to save people in the city i was on a voice call with @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social when i was doing it and literally deciding out loud, vocalizing my reasoning, who i was saving and why and actively refusing to save other NPCs i found

@rainthedriger.bsky.social: why the fuck does anduin look like an actor I know? I can't put name to it but he looks like Me, already with a picture queued up: Ryan Gosling Rain: YES THAT'S HIM

at the start of War Within Dalaran explodes and you have to save people in the city i was on a voice call with @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social when i was doing it and literally deciding out loud, vocalizing my reasoning, who i was saving and why and actively refusing to save other NPCs i found

when you get one of those itches that seems to only get itchier the more you scratch it until you get to the point you're scratching so hard you feel like you're about to start tearing skin off cause it just WONT FUCKING STOP OH MY FUCKING GOD RIP OFF MY SKIN

So who actually still plays WoW?

I cast Power Word: Brain Worm

Important PSA

Everyone bully this nerd with love and positive reinforcement please D:<

So who actually still plays WoW?

Never thought I'd be in a relationship where calling my partner a fat fuck would be a term of loving endearment but here i am @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social And i couldn't be happier. <3

What's a dad?

Loki turned into a lady horse, got knocked up by a male horse, and then gave birth to an eight-legged horse There are LAYERS here my dudes.

Never thought I'd be in a relationship where calling my partner a fat fuck would be a term of loving endearment but here i am @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social And i couldn't be happier. <3

DID SOMEBODY SAY #FATDRAGONFRIDAY FAT DRAGON QUOTE TRAIN? This piece by @/boltheeye.bsky.social truly showcases my properly imperious figure ( )u.=.u( )