me & my girls got cat called FERRARI’S and an ensuing celebratory dance happened this morning 🥰 what did you do? 😏

y’know i don’t post enough about being a MILF, which is such a shame. my son is the MVP of this family ᥫ᭡.

goodbye maspeth industrial complex — see you next year 💋 @letsgomets.bsky.social @wlmrtluvr69420.bsky.social

Had a lovely time with the fam ❤️ @thumperrr.bsky.social @letsgomets.bsky.social

cum really is the best skincare routine 🥰

Finally getting laser 4 years in lolol

Attention goes so crazy for a bitch like me

everyones always saying they want to see more of my back tattoo 🙈

are you actually poly or are you a dysfunctional cheater?

4 years or whatever

all a girl needs today is words of affirmation ᕱᕱ ྀི

we need to gatekeep more actually

Semi regular @thumperrr.bsky.social appreciation post 🥹🥺

i cashed in all my luck points in order to see this face for the rest of my life ᕱᕱ ྀི

snow day❄️

rack city bitchessss 😍

I would like to not feel sick anymore please ! @letsgomets.bsky.social @thumperrr.bsky.social please throw me into “the pit™️”

My gf @thumperrr.bsky.social is truly the goat. Always pushing me to be better even when I don’t want to hear it in the moment. Best thing that ever happened to me ❤️

merry strapmas 👯‍♀️🎊💋 strap up baby and let’s ride 🔁⚢🐰

woke up, put on my sunday’s best, going to church 🙏🏻🤭👯‍♀️

life is about getting bitches so you can survive long enough to get more bitches

They’re doing this to me today

My girlfriend is basically the queen of the night

🎶THERES A BOMB IN MY CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR🎶

the girl with the snake tattoo 🎨 & 📸: @letsgomets.bsky.social

They’re doing the plot of saw 1 to me on Saturday ( working during santacon )

I think society would function better if we let Nicolas cage run the government

since it’s appreciating my girl’s hour — @wlmrtluvr69420.bsky.social surprised me with this beautiful bouquet yesterday 🥰

romance thursday🥰

who wants to scratch my ego? because this bunny is having a bad day ☹

the east is a joke 🥱

This is a lain Stan account in no uncertain terms !

levels👇

most ethical hoopers leading the league in best single game performance so far this season 😎

wild how every year spotify wrapped overshadows the part where people could… y’know… stop backing a platform running ICE ads, underpaying artists, pushing AI filler, and led by a CEO funding defense-tech during active global conflict. alternatives exist. choose better, kitten 💋

Suddenly remembering the like year long period where I dressed like if a Hasidic housewife got really into rick owens

It’s kill Kat Wednesday everyone! it’s the day where they hunt me for sport 🤠

wabbit wabbit wabbit 🙃 the only luck you CAN get during the month comes from this bunny 🐰

I love my girlfriend so fucking much. The light of my life ❤️

🧧🐰🤭

*me on shark tank* “ok what if we had a uhhhhh really big pit…..please give me one million dollars” ( pics unrelated )

my hot takes on the nyc rave scene: -club kids do not need to be revived & we shouldn’t enable them -rave influencers are a scourge to the scene -average nyc club goer is a berlin wannabe

i don’t know what i did to land the baddest bitches in town, but i like to think this is fate creating equilibrium for 25 years of physically & emotionally abusive trauma ☯︎ ♥

BIG TITTIES & ABS CONFIRMED ✅ ALY STOCK 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈 never forget kids, buy low & reap the earnings 🤭

Oldie but a classic Kat photo nonetheless

Mr gorbachev tear up these walls

Hola soy necesita de Crunchwrap suprema live más taco bell

Going to the seventh layer of hell also known as “nowadays”