From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

Hey 👋 BILL HARER, How brown and chapped are your lips from kissing the rights ass?

The more I hear about charlie kirk and his death, and what he said,and everything he stood for, and everything the blaw,blaw, blaw is saying the happier I am to hear he is dead 😃😃😃Go fuck yourself CHARLIE

‘New York Times’ Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

Congress passed a bipartisan law long ago mandating that a plaque honoring the officers who defended Capitol on J6 be displayed in the building. Mike Johnson has ignored that law and refuses to do it.

Palate cleanser

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Those whose violent rhetoric set a tone that encouraged violent action:

“Brilliant” businessman, “artful” negotiator, my ass!

Today, we mourn the memory of those we lost on September 11, 2001. We also come together to honor the brave heroes, like our first responders, who risked their lives that tragic day to save countless others. Their sacrifice can never be repaid. We will never forget.

There are violent extremists on the left but they are not in charge of the party. You can find them on social media, not in the halls of power. The violent extremists on the right are in congress, on courts, and sitting in the Oval Office.

Given the revisionist bullshit I have to say set the record straight about Charlie Kirk.

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Respect Charlie Kirk's Wishes. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

What happened to Charlie Kirk is also what happened to 20 children (ages 6 and 7) at the Sandy Hook Elementary School. I don’t remember the right being this upset back then—do you? 🤨

“Canadians forget about Treaties 1 through 11, signed by First Nations and the Crown, based on King George III’s Proclamation of 1763. It stipulates that only the British Crown—not colonial or local governments—has the right to negotiate with Indigenous nations on land and governance matters.”

24 years ago today, our world changed forever. Never forget 9/11🇺🇸

Without comment:

I guess Charlie Kirk got too die on his sword 🗡️

I don’t give a shit if JD Vance doesn’t give a shit about the Constitution. Striking civilian boats in international waters is both unconstitutional and a war crime. The party of “law and order” clearly doesn’t care about respecting it.

Another day with a rapist as the President of the United States.

I’m sooo happy Jimmy Kimmel is back 😃😃😃😃

He will be missed...

It’s September! The leaves are falling, the air is chilled and Congress is back. Ok, let’s see the Epstein files, Mr Speaker.

I haven’t been on Bluesky for a long time because of personal circumstances, I will be coming back full time soon. I just want to say to all of the people who believe in PM Carney, he’s not elbows down, he’s an intelligent man, PM Carney has this. Don’t lose faith in him, remember why we voted 4 him

My friends on Bluesky, it has been a horrible few months for me, I lost my home, but the most important part of my life is I lost my Molly . I don’t know what to do, how do you go on when the best part of you is gone? I’m so sad, we’ve been together 14 years, I can’t stop crying and I don’t want to

HAPPY CANADA 🇨🇦 DAY TOO ALL MY BEAUTIFUL FELLOW CANADIANS ❤️❤️❤️❤️

So president Too Weak(S) is continuing to poke Iran via social media, he is so desperate, pathetic and unhinged that he has to lie to the world to look powerful and strong. He won’t stop with the thumb screaming, and is putting everyone in the world at risk, and the republicans remain spineless.

He really is the “TOO WEAK” president

The B-2 Spirit Stealth Bomber, the only aircraft in the world capable of destroying bombs big enough to penetrate underground bunkers. It is more commonly known as BUNKER BUSTERS, 🇺🇸 will not sell these planes to anyone! It’s all about money, don’t let the crazy old man act fool you.

Crazy 🤪 🤪🤪 week, President Too Weaks!! Always 2 weeks, fled the G7, he was to afraid to speak to Zelenskyy and other world leaders invited by our Prime Minister Mark Carney. trump really is TACO 🌮, what a joke, a sad man who is going to 2 weeks us into the 3rd WW, all this to stay out of jail.

I’m getting ready to go to the many protests up in Calgary Alberta on Saturday and Sunday, issues…Stop the war in GAZA END the war in Ukraine Recognize what’s going on in the CONGO CONALD trumps war on LA and Hispanic people. FINALLY, I object to have an adjudicated rapist in my country, a felon.

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This is the most dangerous thing Trump has done since taking office and the silence from Senate Armed Services Chair Roger Wicker and House Chair Mike Rogers is deafening, and a betrayal of their duty to the military and the Republic.

Here’s a video of Stephen Miller in high school screaming that he’s “sick and tired of being told to pick up my trash, when we have plenty of janitors who are paid to do it for us.” This is the sociopath shaping our immigration policy and so much more