Right before she said where she was my heart stopped and I knew! Kismet!

"Let's create a kickass closing statement with that WOW factor that'll make my client look innocent and me look like a genius...oh, and give it a zingy catch phrase with a fun pop reference"

Omg, life hanging in the balance hoping autocorrect doesn't f*** your shit up!

Wow...I never noticed the resemblance before!

Needed a feel-good movie tonight, and THIS, never fails!!!! Pour me a drank. This calls for brown liquor and popcorn!

I LOVE THIS!!!

Every Single One 👵🏾

Yes ma'am! I am VERY proud of my family's roots and resilience! It's especially going to help with current and coming events!

Posts like this should never be deleted. Let them show themselves! Makes it easier to categorize the snakes.

So you mean to tell me... this WHOLE time... THIS is what they thought he meant?

As much as I'd LOVE to fly.... the way climate change is moving, breathing underwater might be a matter of evolutionary survival.

I'm over this bs. I need to live closer to the equator. The tropics. Warm water and lush, fruitful foliage... that is what the lord intended for me.

I've never understood tempers like this. Like, wtf is THAT serious at a McDonald's in the morning?

Lord... lemme go get these tubes TIED chile....

📢*PSA*📢

90s movie star fine you hear me? They missed an opportunity with his face fr!

Hmmmm... I'm a little chatty this morning...

Big pot! I remember entire projects smelling like garlicky spaghetti because of this!

“Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.”

CAFFEINE?!?!?! Because of the era and where I grew up, my little child mind had made her a crackhead! If they could see us now. Caffeine is like baby aspirin level concern.

What is the hosey contraption?! Am I not in the loop on something exciting in textured haircare?

Welp.... looks like he snatched his phone back. Fun's over folks!

Damn... how ramen catch a stray?🫣 It's delicious.

Which self? Because that-self isn't the same as this-self who's changed so much from then-self...

I don't know why anyone expects any of these longstanding awards ceremonies to be anything but racist. Always have been, always will be.

We are BRILLIANT!!!!

Every year... Thanksgiving gets less and less love...

I would've LOST IT!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

"Dry Skating"

HO- LEE- WHUUUUUuuuUuuUun...

If you see this, post a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers. Age check

Wait, so there's only one ep of @welcometoderry.bsky.social ? I got cozy and snacked up on the couch for just ONE EPISODE?! NOW WHAT?!

👉🏽 do NOT touch me! Finger point was so AGGRESSIVE! 😂😂😂

We live in a reality where I trust and believe absolutely nothing, but unfortunately what's most LUDICROUS has as much probability to be fact or fiction. I give up 🤷🏾‍♀️

......rrripped pantsss......

And for WHAT? To prove no point in a fight against DISNEY?!?!

I remember men in our community of all ages and backgrounds organizing transportation to get down there and be a part of what they knew would be historical. I felt so proud of them. I wish times were safe enough to allow this form of unity again.

It's not stealing! They technically still have the story... in their hearts 😌

This subgenre of nigga is so insufferable. Part evangelical, part Hotep.....all bullshit.

Too real... a recurring factor of the rest of your life.

I've got two!

Perfection

The way I just laughed... almost lost my job! Bruh is a whole living analogy right now...😂😂😂

Lord, here we go again...

This is an AMAZING site. I almost teared up looking through it. I'm so glad this is REAL and that it's fubu!