I've had my new tattoo for just over a week and the artist has posted it to her insta stories twice already (once on the day it was done, again today in a "November so far" collage) 😎

Having to wait until next week to see the new Wicked movie bc of life stuff <<<<< Deciding to a Black Friday double feature with my gf and pair new Wicked with new Knives Out >>>>>

Damn Oregon, you're pretty

Anyway it's perfect and I'm obsessed

Got a new tattoo today and found myself wishing at times that it would hurt more Which I realize might be the most annoying thing I've ever said, because there's no way for that to not sound wannabe edgy and disgustingly try hard, despite my best efforts But it is also my masochist truth, so 🤷‍♀️

Lol suck shit Cuomo

Getting warmer

A little supercut of me vibing on the wall yesterday 🤗

Watching s1 of UK Traitors and omg this cast is so messyyyyyyy 😂

I know there's Important Baseball Happening but please take a moment to appreciate this photo of my dog seemingly cuddling her own legs 🥹

Inside you* there are two wolves One is depressed and sleep-deprived; the other is a subby masochist Both are about to cry at the slightest provocation *and by you I mean me

Oops meant to be productive today but I fell into the "I have a thing later so I can't do anything else until the thing happens" trap

Booked for a gig tonight but I kiiinda want it to get rained out, not really in the mood to do a whole hair+makeup+costume situation and drive to the venue just to juggle for 5 minutes 😅

After this week's episode I'm a little bit convinced that the Taskmaster series 20 cast members were the Louvre robbers 😂

My tiktok algorithm is currently giving me nothing but Ted Lasso edits, sad dog videos, and FOB album rankings So take from that what you will about the state of my mental health 😅

Thank fuck it's finally heating pad season

A juggling knife got one of my toes real good last night 😬 thankfully I was wearing socks bc otherwise it would have been way worse, but the bruise is already pretty gnarly

My nighttime snack of late has been one of those little babybel wheels of cheese and a couple of handfuls of nuts It makes me feel like I'm in a Redwall book and it makes me happy

Pete Wentz & Patrick Stump: I cast a spell over the west to make you think of me / The same way I think of you Me:

It's been a rough year for me in the libido department, because ✨reasons✨ But Manny Jacinto doing a series on Quinn might be the thing that gets me to remember that sex exists lol

A little sequence from the end of my independent training session on the wall today! I've been enjoying vertical dance so much lately 💜

Obviously the rapture wasn't going to happen today, it's Bi Visibility Day We're famously way too selfish and greedy to share our special day 💅

All the rapture nonsense on tiktok just makes me want to rewatch one of my favorite Parks and Rec episodes (s4e6 "End of the World") on repeat

Everything is Gamergate and no corporation will ever learn any lesson from it

My parents are saying goodbye to one of their dogs later today and I know I should be sad but mostly I'm just impressed he made it this long They adopted him as a puppy during my first semester of college — in *2007* Or, put another way, I am currently 36 years old and that dog is half my age 💀

I also desperately want Ted to date Trent Crimm in s4 lmao

I have no idea what they'll do in s4 but I will never not be a Roy/Keeley/Jamie throuple truther idc

I'm watching the Man City episode of Ted Lasso at the combination Depression Chasm and Fatigue Abyss

I'm at the Depression Chasm I'm at the Fatigue Abyss I'm at the combination Depression Chasm and Fatigue Abyss

lol lmao even

Just watched the new trailer for Wake Up Dead Man and god I just want Rian Johnson and Daniel Craig to make these movies forever (Also I'm never going to be mad about getting to see Andrew Scott in a church on my screen again)

FYI (esp for folks in MO): Just got my covid vaccine at CVS. It was free with my insurance, but the NP* did have to confirm in person that I had one of the risk factors, rather than just going by the online intake form. *Who was very nice and said it was ridiculous that she had to do any of this

Just watched the entire first season in one sitting oops

Starting a Ted Lasso rewatch bc I need to feel something

Wait I've been out of the news loop Is there like.....credible evidence that The Thing could happen Or are folks just hopeposting

I cannot fully articulate why but this video of my dog fighting my bedcovers is her version of the "I will face god and walk backwards into hell" dril tweet

I have one word and only one word: Samalamadingdong Okay I lied, I have more words: simply having a secret bonus GC finale in the first place is already so great And then for it to be something so elaborate and meta...god, it's perfect I love this stupidly brilliant, brilliantly stupid show

I didn't love wall dancing when I first took a workshop like 2½ years ago but I decided to try it again last week and now I'm a little obsessed

i'm really sad about james dobson dying peacefully at the age of 89. he should've died screaming in terror.

Finally letting go of my favorite dress from my 20s (a bandage dress from Express circa 2009) bc it hasn't fit in a few years, even with the assistance of shapewear <<<<< Giving said dress to my gf so I'll still get to appreciate someone looking hot in it, even if it isn't me >>>>>

New tattoo has reached the itchy stage of healing so pardon me while I resist the urge to rip my own skin off

Update: our goals were to have fun and not break anything and I'm happy to report that we achieved both 🙌 Also, that shit was deceptively hard!

After having roller skates for 6 months and not using them*, circus bestie and I are finally taking a beginner skate class today! *In our defense we were in show prep season and neither of us could risk even a little bit the possibility of getting injured 😅

First day back at work after a two week international vacation Kill me now 🙃

Local bookstore had a tattoo popup event today 😅

The presale for Chappell's KC shows should have been limited to queer locals first (Yes I got a rejection email and yes I am bitter about it)

Paris has been generally lovely but man CDG lowkey sucks

My 10 year old nephew just told me I have "high aura" right now, which he insists is a good thing?

When in Paris and all that ✨

I've apparently removed the obvious American accent from my "Bonjour" enough that a cashier spoke to me in French after I said it 🙌 I mean she switched to English eventually but hey I'll take it