“I’m your AUNTIE MAME!”

"But you gave me oysters!" "Instant mashed potato and a heck of a lot of nail varnish."

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Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only: Golden Girls Absolutely Fabulous Will & Grace Feud: Bette & Joan Sex & the City Fleabag Hacks Gimme Gimme Gimme The Simpsons Real Housewives Vicar of Dibley Victoria Wood: As seen on TV Kath & Kim Nigella cooking programmes American Horror Story

Am i too late?

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pilates mum.

wild saturday night

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hanging in there 👍🏼

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nearly friday, kids

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keeping an eye on her weight 😂

Saturday Night Divas 🐱

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very unhelpful assistant

guess i’m a dad officially now

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on holiday and lowkey giving Norma Desmond at the beach 😎🐆

they’re called boobs, Ed.

Yes.

watching Palm Royale season 2 and hello to this man’s very large nipples

new year new dressing gown

hello from a very cold fitting room

Just a silly little man with a silly little pastry 🥐

is he marrying them? #Strictly

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go... yup, i see it

let’s just pretend this was for Padam Padam 🥹💖

seasonal love/hate viewing

yup. still stuck in this lift.

just a silly little man with a silly little coffee ☕️

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Seasonal reminder that Steel Magnolias is technically a Christmas film.

Wow…

It’s also important to know that Elizabeth Taylor, Princess Diana & Madonna were there in the 80s fighting for the gay community and spreading awareness about AIDS! I’ll always have respect for them for that

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Happy Sunday evening to Kai Widdrington’s nipples #Strictly

Jassi showed up for work! #RHOP

slut in theory but never in practice

that’s what good waffles do, they stick together 🧇

La Voix really the star of this series 💖 #Strictly

first day back at the gym in nearly 2 weeks and the straight men sure seem to be loving the moustache 👀😏

hello from dad x

Tache is back 🪒