Well, I guess that when Reform steal the show in local elections, there's 3 years for their supporters to reach the 'find out' stage of 'fuck around and'

Had to say goodbye to my beautiful Jemima today, 17 years old. Her falling health took a sudden turn for the worse and we are grateful to the vet who made her passing so peaceful. She died on my shoulder, where she belonged.

I live an extraordinarily unexciting life. This is undeniable. But... I succumbed to social media and bought a vibrating board. Oh my days! This is what euphoria feels like!!!

This evening I told my kids that my granny was Cockadoodle Granny because she kept chickens. Now I'm wondering why she wasn't just Granny Martin?

Imagine this intensity of pride in one's country. I can't, but...

Reform voters will vote Reform, even though that party was born in the middle of the last Tory era and the party is stuffed with the Tories they despised. Have I got that?

I am eating cheese. It's very nice cheese. Wonky Jeff is optimistic.

It seems things are rapidly much, much worse in the US

Every damned time, my inner child gets hyped and excited. Every damned time, my inner childish hopes are crushed! WHERE IS MY SNOW????

My desk at home. To the right, work I need to complete for hearing on Monday. To the left, the case I have prepared to death!

I spent a busy afternoon, was distracted. See this! WTF????

If you have a clear sky, go look at the moon RIGHT NOW!!! It's so very beautiful

Oh fucking hell! That moment when you have a catch up conversation and cancer rears its bastard head and... the fear. The lack of readiness, as if we can ever be ready. My darling friend of 30+ years, oh I'm breathing in and trying to be steadfast. I love you. I'm with you. I'm breaking

Had to break it to my oldest son that there is no bed here for him tonight. The cat says NO

If I haven't wrapped it, I've lost it.

AITA? up at 5, worked 9 hours, over an hour driving home then dog walk when I get home and I'm too tired to go out for Xmas meal? Everyone else finished at 1 today.

@katerusby.bsky.social thank you for a beautiful concert in Bradford. As ever, with the Brass Boys and the Manly Men, every note perfect. Christmas has note begun

Chatting with a family member and, FFFFFS, there are no Christmas lights this year because... you know the punchline. I will die on this hill!

When Rishi Sunak made the Vaccine deal with Moderna as Chancellor, he had up to £530m invested in Moderna. Now Michelle Mone is desperately bringing it up. Like if you want Mone on trial. RT if you want them both facing the music.

Mindful of flag-shagger reports that "Christmas is banned", I have assembled a fake tree, covered it in wedding flowers, stuck a gold palm leaf on the top, upon which my tinsel Halloween cat is perched. It's suitably bonkers and I'm happy.

It's ten to five on a wet, dark Friday. My eardrum feels like it will burst. I'm off my tits on co-codamol. The Judge hasn't yet called my client's case on. AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH

Signed! I am so fucking sick of fireworks. Antisocial, polluting, and my dogs won't set foot out in the dark now

Well, remarkably, the pigeon in my cellar is still alive, after 4 days! Have I mentioned the pigeon?

This.

Action packed night tonight. Ended a friendship, found a pigeon under the sideboard in my kitchen. I'm hoping the day has peaked

I just fell out with my best friend because she had shifted, comfortably, to the extreme side of the right. I. Cannot. Bear. It. And I won't.

Millions of us are still struggling to access affordable NHS dental care. I’ve signed 38 Degrees’ petition demanding Keir Starmer properly funds NHS dentistry now, will you join me? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/fu...

Every night, for about 5 weeks now, the sound of fireworks has dominated. I'm 58. I remember being so incredibly excited for bonfire night because it was ONE night. The current display of over-consumption takes a lot away from children.

Robinson, Musk and Badenoch are all part of an industry of grievance, a machine designed to spread hate which now operates across the British right – from respectable print outlets to wild-eyed online fascists inews.co.uk/opinion/dont...

Another "mistake" from another UK Govt Minister. Don't they have access to a plethora of advisors?

WTF is wrong with SKY that they are interviewing tourists and not Jamaicans whose whole lives are in Jamaica. BBC the same news.sky.com/story/very-n...

Just as an aside: tell EVERYONE you know about this. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

“Privatisation was the experiment — and it’s failed. We have water companies pumping sewage into our rivers and charging us extra for the privilege.” Zack Polanski says it’s time to bring water back into public hands on #BBCPoliticsNorth.

So, where are the lighter mornings eh?? My sleep pattern is skewed, my blood sugars are skewed and it's still pitch dark outside. We've been had 🤬

I'm begging someone, anyone, to please tell me the format of the Statement of Truth for a witness statement #employmentlaw

I'm lying in my bed, alone. My granddaughter, who hasn't stayed here since Xmas, is lying in her bed with 2 dogs and 3 cats. It's bloody marvellous!!

Steps to removing Nigel Farage as an MP: 1. Investigation & report by the Committee on Standards. 2. House of Commons orders his suspension for 14 days. 3. 10% of registered voters in Clacton sign a petition recalling their MP. Bye bye Farage!

In 2016, the day after the general election, my daughter was walking alone in Leeds. 3 white men followed her, chanting "Fuck off N***** this is are cuntry now". We knew what would happen and it's happening. There are no surprises.

Up with the sun, at 08.30, in a misty, cold field

Trump will be spitting his wrath today

That Jenrick perceived Handsworth as a slum screams 14 years of Tory failure. Nothing else

Today, I have been told: The correct way to stack a woodstack. The correct way to use the vacuum cleaner. The correct way to use MY pressure cooker. That the meat I cooked looks "just about right". I might return to work full time. These non- working days are quite trying.

Shabana Mahmood is in Office, and has the right to vote, BECAUSE of protest. Hope can she say protest is anti-British?

I decided to 'sort my clothes out'. This decision is now added to my list of: Why the fuck would you decide to do this? It's a very long list

Absolutely this! Everyone in the Freedom Flotilla should receive the prize.

Earth lost a very important lady today

There is a group now forming called The Frontline, identifying as 'God's Army' and the last frontline against Islam in the UK. They state they are forming a militia in every city. Available to view in Tiktok, X, probably Insta. THIS IS TERRORISM

Starmer, "They" are not just "our neighbours". They are our families, they are our friends, they are our colleagues, our customers, our clients. Even when he presents a inclusive, he fails.

There will be outrage from those who "PROTECT ARE WOMEN" and an exodus from X. Won't there? Oh. news.sky.com/story/elon-m...

Why does DT write like a petulant 5 year old?