Happy Birthday @cowboyannarquia.bsky.social 💜

Some old c*mdump in the senate died lmao, anyways I went to the beach and got really high :)

I don’t want to watch the hole video :(

fast food places don’t give a fuck anymore, cause why were 3 of my birthday rewards at different chains one of those “free if you spend $5000, now go play with your pussy” coupons…

If you can’t understand consent, don’t perform.

Slug wins the season, with Kiki delivering an emotional lip sync to Cattitude by miley ft rupaul during the smackdown

stuck in my apt for the next 2 hours cause they’re doing repairs, like this to be thrown in a drag race sim 😭

call me insane, psychotic, or shoot me in the head with a gun before you call me neurospicy

im absurdly high rn but here’s my thoughts: 1 • the girl who played nikki, mother!! i need to see her in more horror projects in the future 2 • bear… what the fuck

should i see obsession or leviticus tonight, oh the choices for a birthday girl to make…

Happy Birthday @gracevanduran.bsky.social 💜

need a drag king show called big brother immediately

when it was smoke circle time yestersday a random dog kicked me in my external ovaries cause he was over excited :(

As I get older I realize I don’t really enjoy drinking, kinda wanna just be stoner girl fish for a while and see how that goes 🫶

who cuts good bangs I’m tired of my fivehead

women kissing each other reblog if you agree

skinny dipped at the beach with friends I feel so healed rn

need to get a group together to watch the christmas special high as shit

“thank you for paying your rent!” you just took 4 weeks of my pay at once, it’s like im getting fucked but there’s no sex and i just stay poor 😭

when i said i wanted to swim during my bday month i meant at the beach, not crossing the street on my way home 😭

I felt that thunder in my pussy what the fuck

If I was keeping any sign from bikini bottom…

speaking generally, I think the no. 1 thing you can do as a cis ally is help a trans woman get a job

I love sitting outside right before sunset 💕

girl if anyone got a full video of my stepdown number I will kiss you on the forehead

some of my favs shots from me & @izqueerdo.bsky.social ‘s pride collab! soak it up lezzieeeees!🍭🫧☀️🍓💦🍊🍬

Here’s to annoyance pride 2026, you were a ki 🥂

Booked a sooner appointment with my therapist because I’m too fish to have this much anger inside me

I took this earlier today to get it off my chest and sat on it and now I’m like ok idk maybe people should hear this . None of us are perfect and I get that but think about others before u think about yourself… uh oh she’s ranting, you’re honor… (1/3)

I just watched boys play in wigs on IG live, what are you doing with your life mama

Jasmine Masters at Gag! has healed the nation

so shes about to send this to collections :D v/ca: boobookittyfvk ♥︎

and one more thing FUCK THE CPD, THEY KETTLED YET AGAIN!! Macing people trying to get onto the subway??? Harassing teens just existing outside??? God forbid the city budget the money they waste on shit like this for idk, Link? The CTA?? Actually beneficial public resources?? No? Ok girl… go choke 🐷

I went in with a mission to make the crowd cry and nary a dry eye was in site so mission accomplished ✨

Hey puss how is she

Hey girlies just a quick heads up before we head out to Annoyance Pride: • pretty much every bus is detouring, account for extra time or travel via the lakefront routes and walk • belmont station will get PACKED, plan ahead for extra time! • DONT TALK TO POLICE!!! • bring your ID! • have fun!!

not so fast

Body keeping me up at 2am and my alarm is at 8am, like heyyyy queen can I sleep now 😀

self hating cub to glowing doll pipeline (not enough cases)

derry gave me a shot and I feel like I just got shot

oh lord not the arches again girl

need to make out with a hairy bi guy soon or else i fear i wont survive the winter

Get ready for Sunday when I post-birth abort @derryqueenhaha.bsky.social live and legally on stage for fans and fans of fans

girls shouldn’t be able to get queasy at 2am :(

Okay so toy story 5 was not bad at all but the entire 1hr48m I sat in that amc I kept thinking nobody asked them to make this 😭

ok so i’ve been trying to get a job for a year & i won my eviction case but i still don’t have a job so can anyone point me to where they would hire a transsexual mexican PLEASE!

it was so sunny and perfect in this park guys i almost cried no joke

someone pls tell me to stop procrastinating on my stepdown look, i’ve just been high af watching old judy garland performances 😭