Never talk to me about coolattas because I remember when I was working at dunkin and a vanilla bean coolatta used to be $2.99 and now no matter where you go it’s always $5+. It is LITERALLY just MILK, SYRUP, AND ICE!!!

I ❤️ the GVD CTA train

3 weeks nic free and I feel like I could swim all the way across the lake for fun

We need to introduce article of Impeachment for Ryan Murphy

My dental bill being the same price as my rent is why I believe we as a queer collective should just start robbing banks

straight state sanctioned murder with zero accountability

Mmmmm… mones…

Do you like drag race? 😊 Do you like drag? 🥰 Do you like seeing 4 women of stunning feminine perfection perform consecutively? 😍😍😍 Then come to The Annoyance on January 2nd for the kickoff of Season 18! It’s a ki, it’s a laugh, it’s 18+, and most importantly it’s free!! See you there 💋

Just got a tv for the first time in my life and the first thing I’m watching is roxxxy andrews’ performance of no one gets the prize

IN: actually posting fat c*ck on fcf OUT: american cheese singles

This was so fun, a big thank you to everyone who let me take a 0.5 of you this year! This is just something dumb and stupid I’ve done for the past 2 years so thank you for humoring me, I love you all 🫶

My train to new york got delayed so I’m using the time to upload 80 something 0.5’s to a google drive, let’s see if my phone crashes 😭

I think heated rivalry shows that we really need shows that don’t end in utter misery for the gays! I’m not the biggest fan but I can see that when we were younger, instead of being surrounded by unfulfilled storylines and tragedy (looking at you ryan murphy), we could’ve benefited from some hope

Do you like drag race? 😊 Do you like drag? 🥰 Do you like seeing 4 women of stunning feminine perfection perform consecutively? 😍😍😍 Then come to The Annoyance on January 2nd for the kickoff of Season 18! It’s a ki, it’s a laugh, it’s 18+, and most importantly it’s free!! See you there 💋

Holy fuck why is weed so expensive in Boston, this feels like I’m making a mortgage payment 😭

If you paint trade does that count as a trademark?

Does anyone else remember when a glimpse of stocking was looked on as something shocking? I guess anything goes nowadays, but if love affairs with bears you like then I can’t really blame you girl…

I like to think I’ve changed since I stopped being a gay man but I just used plane wifi to schedule hookups for the next week… time is a circle…

Old enough to see the rise of the surveillance state, too young to see alan cumming live in cabaret 💔

Everyone thinks fish is about how you look, but it’s a lifestyle too (I just ate a whole block of cheese)

Working on @umstacky.bsky.social ‘s mix for Gag, are y’all ready to fucking twerk??

The day I find whoever designed the comed payment page is the day you see me in the news

sometimes as a woman you will spend $7 on a shitty sandwich just to feel something

Fell down 2 flights of icy stairs, fuck my big gay chungus life 😭

I am going to get so high once I take this makeup off

Broccoli cheddar soup and clubhouse crackers 💜

TW: violence Reposting for my sister Haley here bc she’s not on Bsky. Please if you have anything to spare send it my girls way

Watch them cast 13 people from everywhere but Chicago and 1 person from n*perville next season just to ragebait us

My youtube wrapped called me out so nastily, can a girl have a special interest in peace 😭

A work of modern art

Spotify gives money to ICE, so here’s my youtube music wrapped instead

Here’s what you missed at Spjörk’s Circus: • “Where’s the squirrel trade?” • “Athena and her nuts…” • Gigi the deer and her broken leg • Sir a second panty has hit the ceiling

Low-key if I didn’t drop animation during high school I would serve ethereal levels of cunt

Bitches used to get dragged by their hair and slammed into hard metal shelves over a $50 TV and now all you get is 2% off on a super obscure charging cord that you’ll never use, and quite honestly that’s a big shame :(

I was on board with wicked until I saw ry*n r*ynolds as the scarecrow, this man owns mint mobile and I see him enough in my mail I do NOT need to see him in further places…

Who needs antidepressants when you can watch Thicked deep into a shr**m trip

Took 3 days worth of estrogen on accident, my b**bs are abt to HURT

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen! But with tylenol, don’t take it girl

San francisco was so wild because what do you mean a hole in the wall store had $50 jockstraps and right outside there’s robot cars that try to kill you when you cross the street

I believe with total confidence that I could swim to Alcatraz and back and I’m being so serious, I have strong ass legs

Wyoming is real??!?

Fab lab to packing my suitcase last minute to 3ish hour nap to getting to the airport at 4am pipeline is sick and evil I’m so fucking pooped

The cubs are becoming bears, the bears are becoming otters, the otters are becoming twunks, the twunks are becoming genderfluid, the genderfluids are solidifiying into dolls, and the dolls are smoking outside the 7/11.

My 11th time doing draggy tingz tomorrow, maybe this will be the one 😭

Got drunk at butcher’s big chop why do I have so many garlic parmesan tenders from wingstop in my fridge 😭

Good morning gay people! I currently have two of my crochet pieces for sale!! If you’re interested in one of these or you want to talk about custom orders feel free to dm me on instagram @the.virgona :)