Bitches used to get dragged by their hair and slammed into hard metal shelves over a $50 TV and now all you get is 2% off on a super obscure charging cord that you’ll never use, and quite honestly that’s a big shame :(

Can’t wait to get a free mandatory b**b job the second I step off the train into mamdani’s new york city this christmas

I was on board with wicked until I saw ry*n r*ynolds as the scarecrow, this man owns mint mobile and I see him enough in my mail I do NOT need to see him in further places…

Who needs antidepressants when you can watch Thicked deep into a shr**m trip

Took 3 days worth of estrogen on accident, my b**bs are abt to HURT

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen! But with tylenol, don’t take it girl

San francisco was so wild because what do you mean a hole in the wall store had $50 jockstraps and right outside there’s robot cars that try to kill you when you cross the street

I believe with total confidence that I could swim to Alcatraz and back and I’m being so serious, I have strong ass legs

Wyoming is real??!?

Fab lab to packing my suitcase last minute to 3ish hour nap to getting to the airport at 4am pipeline is sick and evil I’m so fucking pooped

The cubs are becoming bears, the bears are becoming otters, the otters are becoming twunks, the twunks are becoming genderfluid, the genderfluids are solidifiying into dolls, and the dolls are smoking outside the 7/11.

My 11th time doing draggy tingz tomorrow, maybe this will be the one 😭

Got drunk at butcher’s big chop why do I have so many garlic parmesan tenders from wingstop in my fridge 😭

Good morning gay people! I currently have two of my crochet pieces for sale!! If you’re interested in one of these or you want to talk about custom orders feel free to dm me on instagram @the.virgona :)

I think “overqualified” is one of the funniest and most asinine reasons for why you didn’t get the job, it makes me chuckle but on the inside I’m like how??

Hey so the government is banning edibles next year 😀

Wait a minute is mercury back in gatorade again?

I get to see the wicked double feature with my father in san francisco so maybe I don’t want to die actually

Always make sure to f*g-check your information before you post

Ms Tacky looks captivating in new photos.

This is a question for the dolls that have gotten laser in this city, where can I find cheap/affordable people that have worked with trans girls before? My under the chin hair is starting to make me claw at the walls 🫠

Sapphic as in suck this girl d***

I think for this year I’m just gonna organize the 0.5’s I’ve taken into a spreadsheet and let the people vote for their fav or something because the year isn’t even over and I’m already at 90+ 😭

Just listened to the leaked version of No Good Deed and if Cynthia doesn’t win best actress/vocalist I will throw a car

Ice in pilsen, on Damen and 21st

Why is an Italian man in a bathrobe staring at me while I pick up my weed

Happy Birthday @deltabadhand.bsky.social 💜

Zohran winning in NYC hopefully inspires a wave across the US, taking care of people’s needs is not a bad thing and the fact that he won despite so many of his policies being portrayed as inaccessible, infeasible, and such in this country’s media just shows how much true change is actually desired!

So what I’m understanding is I need to do more songs by Sade ✨

Catching up on titans S2 and I’m just wondering what kind of alcohol they put in their drinks 😭

Hey girl so there’s this show called fab lab, it’s at LNF today at 8pm, and it’s only $5 (rip footlong)

Got my first pushup bra after letting the girls grow the past 1.6 years, and holy shit I have t*ts!

Being ever so delusional, but if the world doesn’t completely burn down in the next 2 years I kind of want to go for my masters in psych

Still fucking sick I hate it here

Being violently ill on Halloween is the real spook

Reply to this and I’ll tell you what kind of cheese I think you are

Am I still high or did the blue colors on bluesky get more blue… could’ve sworn it was more cyan before

Cut the situationship off and kicked his TV off my hulu account, this is so much better than getting drunk

Oooh you want to come out next tuesday so bad to see me perform for the first time since august oooohh ✨

I took an edible and got a grilled cheese burrito with steak, how’s your night going gorge? 💕

How DARE you call me to yell in my face, not ask but DEMAND to stay at my place because you’re crashing out over ppl’s opinions of you and you can’t handle your alcohol. I don’t know where you found the audacity, but maybe pick up foundation that matches your actual skin tone wherever you got it

I wanna be mean but also say something funny cause there’s no way this happens twice in the span of a calendar year lmaooo

Nasty drag queen with a nasty white boyfriend

Sister slumped in the ihop

If only (some) gay men were just a wee bit more bisexual…

I took an edible but instead of getting super high and lazy I cleaned my apartment?!?

@sashasota.bsky.social gets beat up by @umstacky.bsky.social and fucking dies (100% real)

Working on a masterpiece the likes of which haven’t been seen since the days of michaelangelo

Never drinking vodka again, it made me go grocery shopping at 4am and for some reason I got vegan cheese