i can’t wait till it’s warm enough to wear my slutty shorts and i can just be an exposed calf harlot, they’ve gotten so beefy

Working during lindypalooza… okay so my boss can go die :)

WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP FUCKING MISSING THE SHOT 😭 😭 😭

Hey so I don’t wear pads that often so grabbing my waist and smacking my butt as you walk past is a hard no. Specifically to other drag queens like do not touch me at all unless you’re going in for a hug. I don’t want to have to address anyone specifically but keep ya hands to yourself please 🩵🩵

Migraine more like ow my eye in pain :(

dress like a slut summer around the corner I can sense it…

Big fuck you to Hambooger Mary’s. Food is trash and the vibes are rotten. The Sugercookie Twins are weird old losers.

I don’t believe All Stars 11 is real, it’s a ploy by the CIA to agitate us all

Happy Birthday @dadamanifesto.bsky.social 💜

Yes I am putting together Freakfest Chicago. Yes, tickets will be $200, the venue will be in an alleyway, the only refreshments will be a single clementine to split, and the only performer will be me as b*mb* b*l **r from that one stunt, and no I won’t accept refunds.

Drinks 🍹 condoms ✨ lube 🧴 Long ago the three nations lived-

Someone send me the ai sex party post I need a laugh today 😭

Posting these before I sink into my couch 🫶 💚 💨 📸 @umstacky.bsky.social 👒 @dadamanifesto.bsky.social (commission him guys he’s super talented 🔫)

༒𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔥𝔞𝔲𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔯𝔬𝔰𝔰༒ my bitches look too good to only post on insta

If I see a waymo in uptown I’m nuking it, I refuse to pay an extra $100 in rent next year

Quitting nic vapes to bigger t*ts pipeline ohhh honey…

Tacky gave me a nice bag of michigan edibles (thank you tacky 🫶), so my 4/20 plan is to consume half the bag while watching a cam recorded version of forbidden fruits and consuming an entire 5pc spicy tender combo

Feeling so proud of how far I’ve come idk if it’s the weed but to see my efforts come to fruition re: performing and makeup feels so nice and good, I love what I do 🫶

78 montrose bus the diva that you are and the head you deserve… 🫶

working till midnight which means no puff puff for me, which also means i will be absolutely blasted at the finale tomorrow as is my womanly right

Sometimes I have thoughts to share and then I’m like nah I’ll just smoke and keep it in the notes app, very underrated

my bad y’all I kind of wished we’d get a *little* bit of rain a couple days ago so ofc it flooded today

“excuse me sir-“ well call me hellen keller I guess cause I can neither see nor hear you 🙂‍↔️

just got so much sonic, abt to get offensively high and play mario kart 8 till 3am

hey so I know I’ve become un-chronically online lately (gag) but you guys should come out to the drag race finale if you love pretty women and good classic drag, it’s gonna be puss 💋

And if I saw someone steal tampons and erased a minute of footage from aisle 7 then what? I’m new idk how to do this job… 👉👈

I’m kind of exactly like joan of arc except I have ibs

✨ Ooh you want to come to hamburger mary’s this thursday at 8pm so bad… ✨ ooh you want to see some fierce 80’s puss… ✨ ooh you want to make a reservation at the link below…✨ ooh you want to tip me with an *dible… ✨

Ash wednesday when ember tuesday walks in the room:

i love my beautiful tranny life…..…

The uptown subway not taking coupons makes my blood boil sooo fiercely! Like whats up with that??? God forbid a lady wants a $6 footlong 🙄

✨ Ooh you want to come to hamburger mary’s this thursday at 8pm so bad… ✨ ooh you want to see some fierce 80’s puss… ✨ ooh you want to make a reservation at the link below…✨ ooh you want to tip me with an *dible… ✨

THURSDAY

The clark/lake stairs from the brown line to the blue line feels like the backrooms

This hangover can go rot in hell and gargle piss cause whyyyy does my head feel like it’s going to explode AND implode

Do you ever just say to yourself, “I think I want to be puss at this party”, and then you’re puss at the party? 💋

Guys I finally figured how to shake my ass 2026 is my yyeaaarrrr

Ooh I hope that stinky bitch from Florida goes home tonight

Almost 2 months nic free, won’t lie the urge to buy a vape is really strong especially since it’s the valentines season but I know I have the strength to pull through despite 😌

I need to study harder so I can get an A+ cup instead of an A 😔

Going to 3 different Aldi’s just so I can get a $2 bag of oranges

I scooped out all the lint from the dryer machine in my complex and now I feel like I could fix a car, mechanic fish 🔧

Lowkey ran out of my mones but my refill appt is in 3 days so now I’m just like

Holy shit that man is so hot

Is 2026 the year I become a u-haul bisexual??

If @umstacky.bsky.social doesn’t get a hosting position at buddy’s after tn, I’ll have next to nothing to live for this year

Why is she gooning in a toga

2/10, the nuggets were quite pitiful in size + utterly incinerated, frankly I’ve had bigger portions and better tasting food at a h*liday *nn

About to try taco bell nuggets for the first time, watch this space