Hey sorry I keep forgetting to post on social media my bad

12:26pm and my coworker gets up from her desk and says "I should go eat my breakfast." She said she likes to take her time and ease into her day

I was baptized as a child which means that I can do all of the sins in life and never have to go to Hell so I chose to be gay happy pride everyone

God damn...

She's right--

"Oh, I forgot my soda. Oh, it's in my hand. I'm high."

Oooh jumpscare

Well I guess I'm going to Crumbl tomorrow

new meme format just dropped

Just found out one of my old managers left the company after 24 years and now I'm sad 😢

"He looks like that guy from Mass Effect... Gary?"

*Chef's kiss*

This game...

Um I just saw a shooting star for the first time in my life and it was amazing??

"You ever try to spread your feet like wings?"

"What're you playing all night?" "...... I'm so high."

Thank you Biden for not enforcing the ban on TIkTok on your last day in office! 🙏🙏🙏 Praise Be Unto Joe!

Today my coworker said "we've got a meeting to go to" but when I pointed out that only she's going to the meeting she said "yep me and the turd in my pocket" and I was literally too stunned to speak for a bit

I need to go to the nicer coffee places more often

Hey that's pretty neat

"Tomorrow's Friday." "Oh, I thought it was Saturday... today's Wednesday?!"

I just read this back to him and he goes "I spelled it wrong??"

I was asked if I wanted to play Borderlands 3 with my friends and I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

I really hope that one DLC wins GOTY because I think it's funny how upset people got when it was nominated

@nikonpunch.bsky.social Ya know I still wear this pretty regularly

Old advice article from 1971 that my mom saved

I'm cosplaying as IT today. I just had to explain to my boss how to determine if she opened a file in Excel or if she opened a shared sheet in Chrome.

Wise words

Love that hatefully using the F-slur on Elon's site is 100% allowed. What a great place that is.

Idk why so many people are against the gay agenda. What's wrong with brunch?

"All goats are male sheep" He's not even high yet

"I was Googling what 'toasted' was in my head"

"They didn't have Dr. Pepper so they gave me soup."

It's absolutely pointless to play the new killer in DBD. Her power only actually works like 80% of the time and when it does work it's just so weak.

"Shit on me and call me a pickle." also "When I'm in there my little pussy comes out."

Got a very sweet gift from one of our vendors at work ☺️

Just deleting a few emails this morning

Not to be homophobic or anything, but french bread pizza is really good.

"I'm gonna go find my water bottle." "Okay, good luck." *Excited gasp in the distance*

Can any of you PC/AMD nerds tell me if this looks good? www.newegg.com/p/3D5-001U-0...

Wicked was just as good the 2nd time

"Oh, is now sandwich o'clock?" "Uhh yeah I'm eating a sandwich. Brandi what am I eating?" "Salsa." "Yeah, I forgot what I was not eating."

"I'm gonna draw McDonald's arches on my eyebrows."

Time is weird. I'm trying to rush home because it's getting dark and it feels like it's super late already and I just wanna be home but it's only 4:30

You guys I'm so excited that this platform is growing. I can't wait to see what kind of dumb things Ellen Mosk does next!

Even though I saw Wicked a couple of nights ago, I'm seeing it again by myself on Saturday so that I can hopefully see it without people *cough* [my sister] *cough* reciting every line and commenting on everything.

I need to say more about Wicked. 🧵 This is the new blueprint for adapting any piece of media for the big screen. They didn't cut a single song, they kept all the big moments, nearly all of the lines are the same, but they expanded the story, characters, settings, and songs. 1/5

Holy shit... So the Wicked movie is fucking phenomenal please go see it

Just throwing out some of my interests to find new friends courtesy of @lexytv.bsky.social 😀 ☠️ Dead by Daylight 👻 Scream 🫣 Horror Movies & TV 🎮 PC Gaming 🐾 Dogs & Cats 🎭 Musical Theatre 🖥️ Smosh 🍄 Nintendo 🏷️ Simulator Games 🟣 Twitch 🏰 Disney