Frolicked around on Bruny yesterday

Just as Zverev is about to speak at the trophy ceremony, a woman repeatedly shouts: “Australia Believes Olya and Brenda! Australia Believes Olya and Brenda!” Broke through the silence. #AusOpen

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

Have you ever wrapped a towel around yourself, looked over your shoulder in the mirror and felt like THAT Miley Cyrus photoshoot.

I also only had glow drop sunscreen left so I’m at the gym sparkling like Edward Cullen in the meadow.

The treadmill keeps saying “no one detected on belt” so yeah, I guess my new years goals are going well. 💅

Once a year I will record my film thoughts so I’m worth following

Okay but why didn’t Netflix call the stripper Christmas movie. “The South Pole”???

The 24th was Fairy Bread Day. Why isn’t there an International Steak Day?!?

the feminine urge to imagine a little scenario

Okay but imagine a Twister movie with Jennifer Coolidge, “ohh, that’s a big one”. You can hear it right?

So is there a signup sheet or something

My favourite #bird pic I took this year or any year.

My entire avoid the end of days doom strategy is to play age of mythology and watch Yellowstone. Tonight my gaming partner is out WORKING and my life partner said, “could we maybe watch something else with dinner?” !!!?!!???!

Just threw a tantrum about how I’m too poor to be able to stay home and watch Yellowstone all day.