If anyone is looking for a new tradition, may I present: Yule Dogs

Whew almost forgot this

This game is trying so hard to tell me the sexy fox man definitely wants to kill me, but joke's on them that just makes him hotter

The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.

Silent Hill f is teaching me that my fight-or-flight instincts are alarmingly weighted toward Fight

In addition to everything else, it's just such a bad idea to use AI for placeholder text because it's juuuust okay enough to be easily missed when you go back and do your edit pass.

recap of last night:

She's baaaaaack! ❤️ youtu.be/N2yLZQFPSLo?...

Is it finally time to admit my lifelong crush on Sebulba

Two Tomb Raider games were revealed at The Game Awards: Tomb Raider Catalyst, and the surprise reimagining of Lara Croft's debut adventure, Tomb Raider Legacy of Atlantis. You saw the trailers, now get more details and meet the new voice of Lara Croft: tombraider.com/news/video-g...

She's baaaaaack! ❤️ youtu.be/N2yLZQFPSLo?...

You have been judged by Hot Chocolate Child and have been found lacking

God I love beige food

KIRYU-CHAN! 🔪✨ #yakuza

you know that part in new vegas where you can get ceasar’s legion to retreat to the east and beat the game with a 100 speech check

Every single day I was amazed by the empathy, care, and positivity Belinda brought to her work and everyone she collaborated with. She is such a rare treasure of a human and any team would be so lucky to have her.

Hannah is brilliant and funny and such an amazing cheerleader for other members of the team. Please please please snap her up.

Do you have a specific font you absolutely need to write in or else the words don't look right, or are you normal

Text is basically free!

Friday at last…

I need to know who wrote the And Welcome to the Jam quest in Borderlands 4, you have no idea how happy you've made me

Guys I'm starting to think maybe social media is just bad actually

My office window is perfectly positioned to watch a woman on a bike veer all the way to the back of an empty parking lot to ride through a pile of crunchy leaves. Hell yeah bike lady that was a good cronch

Love to all my EA friends today. I wish I could take all of you out for a beverage of your choice ❤️

Randomly upgraded to first class and I have no idea why let's goooooo

What kind of omen is it if I just witnessed two crows fighting over a gogurt

Oh no too many good games are coming out at the same time

Me: dear tarot cards, will this week go a little better than last week? The cards:

WHAT?!?!

Today I had the unique privilege of attempting to explain blaseball to someone who'd never heard of it

"Twenty-three Democratic attorneys general now gather on near-daily Zoom calls at 8 AM Pacific, which means the East Coast officials are already on their third coffee. They divide responsibilities and share templates for lawsuits they’ve been drafting since last spring."

I would like to formally apologize to the customer in Tiny Bookshop who asked for a romance and then said "wow in hope they get together in the end!" after I recommended The Song of Achilles 😬

RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775. I'd also call your senators/reps as well.

Oh my GOD

There are 14 boxes on my revision checklist. I toil away for two hours on edits, and then happily check one box complete. There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.

Möther I demand you do something about this

Chess with femboys and furries is called Fire Emblem, next question

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My parents are at a Coldplay concert right now and it has The Screen. I told them they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Some huge-brained genius at the gym is playing Lego Star Wars while he's on the bike. Fucking inspired

I think I say "god's own ___" at least once a week because of this post

Good afternoon

*spins the existential dread wheel and watches as it somehow lands on both "the game industry is fucked" and "the country is cooked" at the same time* Ah. Nice.

Trying to work today while the industry continues to collapse around us

I invented a full history for a mop that made a single appearance in Star Wars: The Old Republic and added so many unnecessary details to the codex entry it needed its own Wookieepedia page

Thank you Love Island Australia for giving me the greatest closed caption of all time