Love to all my EA friends today. I wish I could take all of you out for a beverage of your choice ❤️

Randomly upgraded to first class and I have no idea why let's goooooo

What kind of omen is it if I just witnessed two crows fighting over a gogurt

Oh no too many good games are coming out at the same time

Me: dear tarot cards, will this week go a little better than last week? The cards:

WHAT?!?!

Today I had the unique privilege of attempting to explain blaseball to someone who'd never heard of it

"Twenty-three Democratic attorneys general now gather on near-daily Zoom calls at 8 AM Pacific, which means the East Coast officials are already on their third coffee. They divide responsibilities and share templates for lawsuits they’ve been drafting since last spring."

I would like to formally apologize to the customer in Tiny Bookshop who asked for a romance and then said "wow in hope they get together in the end!" after I recommended The Song of Achilles 😬

RFK Jr. backs down all the time when he gets push back, so if anyone wants to call, here's the HHS number 1-877-696-6775. I'd also call your senators/reps as well.

Oh my GOD

There are 14 boxes on my revision checklist. I toil away for two hours on edits, and then happily check one box complete. There are now 18 boxes on my revision checklist.

Möther I demand you do something about this

Chess with femboys and furries is called Fire Emblem, next question

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My parents are at a Coldplay concert right now and it has The Screen. I told them they have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Some huge-brained genius at the gym is playing Lego Star Wars while he's on the bike. Fucking inspired

I think I say "god's own ___" at least once a week because of this post

Good afternoon

*spins the existential dread wheel and watches as it somehow lands on both "the game industry is fucked" and "the country is cooked" at the same time* Ah. Nice.

Trying to work today while the industry continues to collapse around us

I invented a full history for a mop that made a single appearance in Star Wars: The Old Republic and added so many unnecessary details to the codex entry it needed its own Wookieepedia page

Thank you Love Island Australia for giving me the greatest closed caption of all time

Hell yeah happy Pride everyone

I told you guys

critical support to the Seattle Police Department’s social media person, this rules

My son has joined a gang of ruffians

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This is an exceptional piece for this moment in games.

It's time for a hit of the Strong Stuff

I'll shout my first animated crush from the rooftops. I'm unashamed. Unapologetic. I'm rewatching DBZ right now and he definitively still fucks

Officially trying to build a studio for a publisher pitch. To that end, I'm looking for game devs who've been victims of layoffs or studio closures who'd be interested in signing on if it's greenlit and funding is secured. More info in the thread to follow, but here's the initial list:

are they... you know *whispers* narrative foils?

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Additional GDC tips: - EAT. BREAKFAST. - The after-lunch lie-down. This is THE strat. Go back to your hotel room for a bit. Charge your phone. Relax in the quiet. It'll help you power through the second half of the day. - I don't drink in general, but I'm serious: consider not drinking at GDC.

I am proud of the senior senator from my state and the top Democrat on the Appropriations Committee. She is 100% correct and showing us the way forward by being willing to fight for the American people. That is exactly what every Senate Democrat should do. Vote No on cloture.✊🏾✊🏾

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Seriously don't come here for GDC. Claiming folks here for GDC are "working" isn't even a stretch, and the below is a case where she was literally trying to follow the rules with a consulting Visa. Not to mention that GDC attendees tend to be a honey pot of exactly the kind of queer folk they hate.

These cats are the sweetest babies, Gabe is a beautiful himbo and Mjolnir likes to make a nest in your hair ❤️

Game dev

Waiting for a phone call from a business that I specifically requested, that I know for a fact is completely benign because I was literally the one who asked them to call me

Thank you RGG for understanding what the people crave

AOL warned us of the dangers of logging on. It would play for us the screams of the damned. But we didn’t listen. We didn’t listen.

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Majima..... Husband.......

Sometimes dev notes to voice actors are interesting and insightful. This one for Neil Newbon for Astarion is hilarious and so on brand 😂