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Happy April 28 to all who celebrate!

Won't *somebody* think of the journalists?

CiCi's Pizza is a money laundering operation. There's NO WAY it breaks even (let alone is profitable) charging $5.99 for all the pizza you can eat, not to mention making something on request.

Quesadilla será Whatever we'll eat will be Tortilla and melted cheese Quesadilla será #EveningSnacksInASongOrMovie

#ItsDifficultToUnderstand why Americans believed the lies in 2024.

Depluralize a movie: High Fish Musical

2️⃣-0️⃣ #ForTheA

#WhenNeighborsPlayLoudMusic, you hack their smart speaker.

This f****** guy 🙄

Till Bill Volume 1 & 2 #ASongOrMovieForWhatsGardening

This is the recipe for a long civil war and humanitarian crisis.

The SAVE act also forces states to submit their voter registration lists to the DHS! I know we’ve been focused on voter ID but that’s only the tip of the iceberg !

Plantain from Outer Space #SweetFoodsInASongOrMovie

IMO, playing the @patriots.bsky.social 3rd down horn outside Gillette Stadium is wrong. #SuperBowlLX

Go get em @seahawksofficial.com. You're America's team today. #SuperBowlLX

Don't flush hair. It will block your drain.

Prediction: Inmate P01135809 will declare the guardian cap "woke".

BREAKING: DHS has blocked Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension Superintendent Drew Evans from conducting an independent investigation and into Alex Pretti’s apparent murder. RIP Alex. America must fight back.

Cacciatore If You Can #PoultryDishesInASongOrMovie

This map exposes the Greenland lie. The US used to have a massive military footprint here. Today, they operate just ONE base. If Trump were actually worried about Russian vessels, he would simply open more bases, which Denmark allows

Sushi Will be Loved #FishRecipesInASongOrMovie

1st Law of Trumphysics: for every administration action, there's a contradictory tweet.

Dox-a-fucker.

Shout out to Ashli Babbitt. 5 years clean and sober today.

Cake by the OPEC #OilSongs

Photo essay #WildMushroom #FungiFriends #ForestToTable

14 for @georgiabulldogs.bsky.social CAN'T MISS. #SugarBowl2026

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet

Maybe got the score backwards, but predicted the random event.

Expand the #CollegeFootballPlayoff they said. Games will be more competitive they said.

Points scored in 2025 playoff games: JMU 34 Ohio State 14 Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament

*measles appears in ≥ 40 states *US Sovereign Wealth Fund established *Josh Hawley nominated to SCOTUS *GOP adds "repeal 22nd Amendment" to its platform *Cyber attack disrupts FIFA World Cup *120th Senate composition: 50R, 48D, 2I *120th House composition: 225D, 210R *He survives 😞

Cinnamon Roll City #SweetDelicaciesInASongOrMovie

Get ready for hyperinflation.

Eloté Dolly #LightSnacksInASongOrMovie

#WhenSnowIsFalling, it's time to hibernate.

The Manila of Steel #WorldCitiesInMoviesOrSongs

3 spirits #SoftenedScroogesHeart