(it's also So Enjoyable, this is the most fun i've had making something in forever 💙✨ like look at this Gentleman)

since I most likely will never find my dream set of candlepin bowling balls (4.5” 1950s version) I wonder if I called EPCO Paramount if they’d do customs…I know they still did in the 90s

I’m at the garden I’m at the all gold raising canes

think I wanna go to alaska

I don’t like how twitter forces me to spy on one new person every week on my fyp. wtf is this feature. why are you showing me every single reply a single mutual makes to accounts I don’t follow? It makes me feel like I’m watching them through their bedroom window

going to herman miller in a few days to ask do you mind if I sit in all these balled up for a minute I just need to check something you can go back to whatever you were doing thank you

A touching tribute to Mike F

tourists that preordered all the fallout commander decks and other collab slop act like this when a new episode of the show doesn’t match their headcanon

I never really thought I got the ick but I just realized it’s mens handwriting. holy shit man yuck. why do so many have the penmanship of a 7th grader? why do you, as a man, write so tiny and fucked up?

bro the game starting at 1030 pm sucks ass. im not ready to lock in. im ready to be stupid and head empty on the computer

maybe for 2026 I’ll share my stonework, paintings and book restorations….my Pompeii ass sounding hobbies

old sodium vapor lamp spotted !!

ok I’ve been lying on my couch and moving to my other couch for 4 days. should I get up and do something today or move to my other couch

They're going to put me down, for Cute Aggression :/

this is only my 2nd time decorating gingerbread I tried my best !! 🍽️

Merry Christmas everybody.

what happened to Wendy’s sauces why are they all new and disgusting. where is my sweet and sour and wtf happened to the lettuce

1 beer and 2 shots at a christmas party last night

lol a video of mine will be featured on a show late Q1 on hulu, peacock, and disney+ this is so funny I can’t wait

oh it was a campaign text don’t do this to me I thought a scary man was about to do something

few years ago I was helping a firm that was running Lotus SmartSuite 97 on Windows 7 where they stored plaintext pws. they asked if I could integrate corrupted data by dl QuickBooks 5 (1997) using floppy disks into the current QB system to ‘uncorrupt it’, and hoped it could be done within an hour 👍🏼

really feeling a world without Joann Fabrics when Michaels is selling shit like this for christmas ribbon

it’s dark asl out and I forgot my adderall

I am so confused about Highguard, like….what is this. I’m all for new IPs but genuinely, why?? it looks fake. everything but the kitchen sink. dare I say …… slop 😖 I never want to see MOBA blue lightning coming from a guy in armor ever again EEEEYUK

I made kornflexkökur (cornflake meringue) and 2 dozen brown butter chocolate chip cookies to bring to the library staff Cornflake meringue should be considered part of the ‘dirty snowball’ family, imo… 🍽️

the only people I know irl that ‘like’ chatgpt are normies with really bad screen addictions. brain smoothed by facebook slop, severed/little connection to hobbies or interests that don’t involve a screen, and/or watch things on their phone around others with the sound on. dark

Rise And Grind Neopians

lore day I own an *extensive* collection of vintage wrapping paper so here’s 2 I’m using so far this year… the stripes are 1950s, wreaths I havent identified. both are USA. the 50s roll turned painfully fragile folding. will prob add silver fountain bows to those & giant red tails down for wreaths

how insane would I be for importing fløtemysost for like $70. otherwise the only place I could possibly imagine this exists on US soil is Minneapolis. so technically what if I flew there instead and put 50 lbs of it in my carry on

cloud dancer……………

wanna see a sticker I forgot about on ebay that sold………. 😔🫸🏻

you can’t trick me w black friday bc one of my Special Talents is knowing the price of everything all the time. I’m not talking a couple good guesses, I mean like Stephen Wiltshire flying over NYC kind. prices clack around my brain like the shutters of a train station schedule

What a great headline

just finished 3 weeks of antibiotics for lyme disease and I’ve had the craziest aversion to most food except soup and breads since. it’s all I’ve eaten for nearly a month. ofc I’m recovered but how long until I’m no longer disgusted by eating? I can’t even look at it

a cat amongst the stars 💙✨

I said I wanted to make hermits but nobody knew what I was talking about…I didn’t know they were ‘old’ New England, are they regional? this recipes about 75 years old, but I weighed the flour instead of scooped (for science). think you lose about 150gs 🍽️

my gas station haul…this flavor bag, 3/10. comet the alien, 10/10

just after Christmas 1998, my mom was still working at the airport as a dispatcher. she came home & handed me a black bag that had aged out of lost & found. inside was the clear purple Gameboy Color, Pokemon Red AND Blue, Super Mario Land 1 & 2, and Kirby's Dream Land 1 & 2. I almost died

wtf is CLOTTED cream disgusting name

twitter dms are so ugly. I’ll still use it but I want u to add me on discord……

I didn’t know there was going to be an aurora…I was walking my dog in the freezing cold listening to the new charli song and when I started seeing green and then suddenly RED around the tree line I again thought I was fully losing my mind

WAIT THE GLOBE SAW MY TIKTOK AND IT GOT ON THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT THEYRE WRITING AN ARTICLE ON THE BAIT & SWITCH LOL

So Rosalía had a listening party for her new album LUX in Barcelona and this is wow 😍

I dyed my hair today while I was feeling better but forgot I put some in my eyebrows for FIFTEEN MINUTES so now I kinda have shiba round ball eyebrows like this but I think it looks cool. I’ll take a pic when I’m not cooked by a fever

oh my god can you imagine having to sleep in the same bed as a 7

verizon said my cell service is bad bc my phone number has been stuck in a grandfathered unlimited plan for 12 years. that sounds fake. right??

on God a lot of people whom i otherwise respect very much need to stop using their depression as a replacement for thought and also block out a weekend a month to play wargames or mahjong or sth because your strategic acumen look like a dishrag and many clearly can't remember what winning looks like

this website is run by the weakest most mewling sickly helpless babies

nooooo sudden breakthrough flu and I got the shot