Stuck BBC One on expecting the usual Monday quiz night and instead it's a cheerful documentary called Why Planes Crash

Someone's going round the village putting pumpkins on street signs which is infinitely nicer than the local racists going about with flags isn't it?

#SundayBrunch is just unreal man, a live televised mid-life crisis

Amber laying in bed looking like a plasterer's radio #TheArchers

George in bed #TheArchers

For some reason the #Gotham Instagram account is posting the odd clip again. What an absolute class show that was

Fucking hell, Kate Garraway is one of history's most annoying people, isn't she? No wonder she's on ITV #TheTraitors #Traitors #CelebrityTraitors

Incredible

Instagram keeps recommending me videos of people phoning in to LBC and I swear they are some of history's thickest dullards, deary me

Hope this lady's build fails simply because she called her son Hector #GrandDesigns

The Americans really can't be bothered, can they? You can't buy team spirit. #RyderCup #Golf

Oh the Americans in the crowd have bothered to wake up today! #library #losers #rydercup

All the American lads with their singing and patriotism and flags and now the orange sack of shit has turned up but you're still losing Lol #RyderCup

RYDER CUP LETS GOOOOO #RYDERCUP

"notorious" Brian Aldridge turning up at the school playground to pick up Martha

Top tip for anyone considering starting a podcast: Don't lol

anyone used Toob broadband?

The. Absolute. State. Been a shambles since day one. Why can't a party on the left actually be organised? Just once? Please?

Big fan of using "roundabout painter" as a slur

Dane definitely wears shiny suits and went to Turkey for a hair transplant #TheArchers

I get why, cynically - it's easy, it gets traffic - but it's insane we're on day three of live, top story Charlie Kirk coverage on the BBC News site, including pics of tearful people at vigils. The guy was a professional troll, disgusting, and they're acting like he was some cheeky loveable lad

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life. The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

Finished watching the BBC documentary series Human this morning. Absolutely INCREDIBLE. Just fantastic work.

MAMMOTH HOG also will hopefully be going to this museum soon because the baby is obsessed with tractors and the last time we went she wasn't born lol

There's a Reform party political broadcast on so the thickest people you know are buzzing

Does anyone have any tips for maintaining energy and focus mid-afternoon onwards because I am having trouble

load of flags went up near me.... they've been taken down within a day

I know that this will change but the period when you start a new job and don't know anything and feel intensely overwhelmed and uncomfortable just isn't the one is it

BANGER

Amber and Kate is a real meeting of the minds isn't it #TheArchers

Yes Zainab! What a legend. Which one is Lawrence then? Take your pick! #TheArchers

vets are absolute thieves aren't they? "Hi we can see your cat for thirty seconds and that'll cost you five thousand pounds. Don't like it? Lol, fuck you!"

Someone on #Masterchef just said their pasta was very "al dente" which is an interesting way of saying "not cooked properly"

There's a "creative entrepreneur" on #BakeOff which is a funny way of spelling "unemployed"

lmao love to see it

What I enjoy about this is you don’t get too many of these that feature two insane people

There's a mum at the park giving her kid one of those awful sugary fruit pouches that's supposed to be "healthy"

Yee bloody haw!

Adults recoiling at the idea of reading "a whole" book, yet demanding to be taken seriously. What do we even do with this?

It's only been there for a couple of days and someone has already written "resist the far right" on the nearest roundabout after it got daubed by the local gammons! Love to see it

The Gammons have been out with the red paint on my local roundabouts! And the red lines aren't even straight! Thick as a submarine door this lot

I've made the mistake of searching for ideas for business/casual office wear and now I'm on sites like GQ where they're advising that I spend £6,000 on a jacket for a monthly trip to the office

Reading a BBC story about a gaming livestreamer and it includes a claim that streaming is not "easy work"

Swear to god every motorway bridge between Reading and Leicester has a bloody St George's Flag hanging from it. The gammons have been busy. Imagine being so fragile and scared and sad and displaying it so publicly?

83%

Last day at my job. Just signed out of all the social media pages.

asked the baby what she wanted for dinner and she just said "cheese" and I can't really argue with that

The people dominating our political landscape, culture, and economy are just so stupid and full of shit it's almost impossible to describe

lads. this is embarrassing.