sickos be like: okay but the sweater looked better before it was blocked

when a reel starts with "okay this is a judgement-free zone" i did not agree to those terms and conditions.

i have beautiful tweets that would've gone viral in 2019 just gathering cobwebs in my mind

there is a major dearth of "study with me: REALTIME 3hrs straight | library ambiance, calm rain sounds 🌧️ no music" youtube videos in dc. there are so many in other cities. folger? LOC? the scottish rite of freemasonry temple? i think the dark academia girlies would love it

i admit lately i have been watching asmr videos for the first time not bc i get the tingles but bc i think the script and props and scenarios are so interesting. like wyd "calming accountant doing your taxes"

A 🧵: It was a wild day for D.C. in Congress yesterday, where a House committee advanced 14 bills targeting the city – everything from banning traffic cameras to giving Trump the power to appoint the city's attorney general. I've got a detailed write-up in @51st.news: 51st.news/house-republ...

Journalists, who are either Palestinian, Arab, or Muslim, told Prism that they were shut out of covering Israel’s genocide in Gaza, while white, Jewish, or Israeli—even former soldiers—journalists took the lead. Read @laubast.bsky.social's report on how US media capitulates to the Israeli narrative.

finally íntalled the vietnamese keyboảd on my laptop so nơ i can type like thí

too bad i don't have the dry ear wax gene bc i can just tell going to those ear cleaning spas feels good af

Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.

This morning: MPD and ATF conducted a massive paramilitary operation, with officers in masks and camo, in the Mt. Pleasant neighborhood of DC within 500 yards of an elementary school while neighborhood children were heading to school. On their third day of classes.

"It is without a doubt the most illegal search I've ever seen in my life," U.S. Magistrate Judge Zia Faruqui said from the bench. "I'm absolutely flabbergasted at what has happened. A high school student would know this was an illegal search." www.npr.org/2025/08/26/g...

Hey @wmatagm.bsky.social @wmata.com, why are you allowing nazis to board our buses and terrorize people?

Here are photos of Kilmar Abrego Garcia holding his youngest son as his wife and family stand by his side. This is from today in Maryland. At least as of right now, he is home. (Image courtesy of CASA @casaforall.bsky.social)

ICE and DC police arrest a delivery driver in DC Via @arielcohen37.bsky.social

need people to understand that accepting or conceding that he has the authority to do these things is tantamount to giving him the authority, and so your preemptive dooming is actively counterproductive

It's wild to see no vendors out in the morning in front of the Target in Columbia Heights DC

“Feds Chase Car, Driver Flipped it in Petworth” - Reader reports: www.popville.com/2025/08/feds...

NEW: Video shared with me from a bystander in DC shows multiple masked federal agents (at least one of whom appears to have an ICE badge) violently attacking and handcuffing a delivery worker in the street outside Bluestone Lane cafe near Logan Circle this morning. Please take care when watching.

Making plans to be in the park this weekend? Many green spaces in DC are federal property and are now places where you are at higher risk of interactions with law enforcement. Be smart and be safe this weekend, y’all.

For your nerdy weekend consumption, here's a detailed breakdown of all the green space in D.C. It's largely on federal land, with wards 1 and 2 leading the way with the most federal green space by percentage. Ward 7 has highest proportion of D.C.-owned green space.

Something many people replying to this seem to not realize is that the park police are less popular and more disliked in DC than anywhere else in the country.

My friend who is an Iraq war veteran was out tonight walking his dog in DC and came up on this scene – with federal agents, including secret service, hassling a citizen and violating his rights while intimidating the public

US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked

BREAKING: Federal prosecutors said today they went to a grand jury twice to indict a D.C. woman for assaulting an FBI agent during an arrest by ICE — and were twice rejected. Notably, she faces the same charge as the District's alleged sandwich thrower. www.wusa9.com/article/news...

From @aclu-dc.bsky.social: "MPD officers cannot force you to show ID (except for a driver’s license if you’re stopped while driving). However, federal immigration officers can force you to show immigration documents and disclose your immigration status." www.acludc.org/know-your-ri...

Just In: D.C. police are now allowed to notify federal immigration enforcement agencies of people who are not in custody, including during traffic stops, the chief of police said in an executive order.

FBI, DEA and other law enforcement recorded in Georgetown walking around “There’s not much going on around here… maybe they’re practicing”

Situation on 14th St and W St. NW, with federal agents -- no specific agency identified -- pulling cars over for checks. They arrested a Black woman in this car. BIG crowd of people shouting at police. "Fuck you!" "What is wrong with you!" "You don't need to terrorize people like this!"

Police have set up a checkpoint and appear to be stopping every single car on 14th st NW, between W+V, here in northwest DC. Some cars are being pulled over after being stopped. Some police are wearing “HSI police” vests (Homeland Security Investigations)

yeah my family's culture is super unique. haha yeah we're a crazy bunch. our culture really emphasizes food, family, get-togethers, cooking, eating, parties, cheffing it up, social gatherings, purchasing groceries and creating meals, agreeing on a time and place and meeting at said time and place

OK, @mayorbowser.bsky.social just spoke for almost an hour on Trump's order, and was fairly level-headed. She said that Chief Pamela Smith remains in charge of MPD, reiterated that crime levels are down (but she always wants them lower), and that this is happening because D.C. is not a state.

DC is unique. While we pay taxes and uphold the responsibilities of citizenship, we're not a state. We don't control the DC National Guard and we don't have senators or full autonomy. That's why you've heard me and many other Washingtonians advocate for DC statehood.

tbh i can't take the name gracie mansion seriously but i don't even have a governor so who am i to say anything

Now through this weekend, I'll donate $1 to @51st.news for each: - person who reposts this post - new follower @51st.news ws gets - new follower @maustermuhle.bsky.social gets - new follower @christurdisani.bsky.social gets - new follower I get And tag/DM me your donation = I'll match it 1:1.

i have huge years-long beef with the montgomery county fair 100% because their marketing materials show two different slogans: "9 best days of summer" and "best 9 days of summer". one is clearly right and one is clearly wrong but at least have some consistency

i don't know what happens 2FA-wise if i lose my phone and at this point i'm too afraid to ask

we should consider changing the national anthem so it's easier to sing. maybe to the tune of All The Small Things

driving to a strip mall and ordering takeout and then carrying it back to my car to eat in the parking lot in silence could heal me rn. but unfortunately

reading a personal finance book geared towards women and theres a huge section of manifestation. literally "say in the mirror every morning 'i am rich'!" ... girl if you don't skip ahead to the meat and potatoes

Glenn Kessler and 75 others have left the Post. The longtime Fact Checker says staff felt pressured to take the generous buyout—and called the paper “aimless and directionless.” More on the latest round of exits:

the top comment of any instagram reel of anyone with the tiniest ittiest bittiest hobby: "we didn't have autism back in my day"

when i told my mom i was thinking of getting a condo she straight up said "you don't need my help, right? because i don't have anything" LOL

"sip and _____" "tipsy _____" "_____ & brews" LEAVE ME ALONE

tweet with 88k likes saying that NPR and PBS are shutting down "today"

favoriting my dream home on zillow just in case they decide to drop the price by $400,000 on a random tuesday

when the restaurant is in the $10-20 category so you go look at the menu prices but it's really pushing the limits of what humans perceive as $10-20, spiritually

looked down at my grocery cart of salmon blueberries and multigrain bread with a bunch of seeds and nuts and shit and realized that i eat like a north american grizzly bear

a second ig account where i post the exact same photos in the exact same order with the exact same caption but i choose a different song that i'm too scared to put on my main ig bc it's kind of loud and i don't want to jumpscare ppl without consent. username would be "[regularusername]_jumpscares"

"three little birds sat on my window and they told me I don't need to worry" magical opening. top tier opening