Always been one of the top in my rotation

‘chall got going on over here?

Oh shoot! I thought she was modeling for someone else, I forgot about her swim line, I’ve only really seen her in the silver swimsuit, I would need to see the whole line, I’d love to like something because at least I could be sure it’s tall girl approved lol!

Maybe some of those off the wall “my therapist said” posts are true after all, b/c it sounds like some of the therapists are not ok 😂

I was 🤏🏽 close to driving HIS CAR to a DM invite to visit another man during a fly out, I was *that mad* (not doing it will go down as a life regret 😂, that could’ve been a PAGE of lore)

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During lockdown a lot of businesses near my house (mostly restaurants) let their outside plants go to h€ll. I used to hop on my 🚲, throw my shears in the basket, & go to WERK 😂

Afternoon turtle

Getting Father’s Day sale emails from them was crazy too 😂 like what a crazy combo of words here plz 🛑😩

I forgot that I went on this site after I complimented someone & she told me that’s where her watch band was from. Then of a sudden I get an email from them 😂 I was like baby WHO having a sale ✋🏾???😂

Yeah 😢 she gonna need a couple of pieces for those voluminous styles 😩. I’m assuming they probably did a silk press & curled it w/the flat iron, MAYBE she could get SLIGHTLY better results w/a roller set & round brush blow out

I do kinda 😂

This feels like a threat!!!!

I’m glad the ppl I knew that did this grew out of it😂 Texting & calling random ppl was so embarrassing 😩

This is so sad. Every mama I know definitely would’ve been like aght, aght, you can take my baby down there once you go & come back at least 1 time 😩

😩I used to have so much jewelry….like so much. Esp when I used to be in-office everyday But I peeped I REALLY liked seeing ppl who always wore a couple v. nice signature pieces, esp w/sentimental value. I’ll switch them out if a hoop or diff metal works better but I have a daily starting lineup 😂

I’m going to the bathroom(parking lot) soon as anybody from your bridal party hit the floor & I mean it 😩 I’m taking a $20 out of my envelope too 😂

Ohhh ok cool

First of all I’m a certified sky watch OG ☝🏽 so I’m just @ homecoming 😂

Perhaps!!!!??!

Rounds unless I’m taking off polish

Plane I get so mad when ppl invite me on road trips 😂 like why would we do this plz 😩

I have the app for every major gas station 😂 I don’t even want to go into my purse at the pump anymore!

What do they have against melting the cheese (among the other food-hate crimes)?!?!?

Cornbread looking like a bad lil kid 😂😂😂

@blkthemyscira.bsky.social Not suprised the menu was lackluster but cancelling the Mother’s Day reservations was 😩. I saw a few ppl standing outside the door about a week ago but the sign said they were closed for a gas leak. Shady! houston.culturemap.com/news/restaur...

I come over for a visit and ya’ll was mis be HAVING!!!

Damn, maybe that girl that tweeted “give LA back to France” after the election was onto something

She look bad as hell 😂😂

This tag is whack lmaoooo

My oven at my last house had this and OMG i miss it so much. Literally it’s like turning on the oven & it WHOOSHES up to 300-something in the time it takes to heat up something in the microwave. It totally made the decision about whether I was gonna cook a lot of nights during lockdown 😂

Today is colonoscopy prep day! For my GenX'ers, please schedule your appointment if you haven't had one yet; its time. I need us healthy. Good morning and happy Wednesday. ✨️

This is the first building I’ve been in where the valet trash app has a “last call” feature where you can call them back to you for a 2nd pass before they leave. That seems like such an aggravating thing to do 😩

What chall doing over here

I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way

Wasting meat 🍖, in this economy?!?!?

Timbs in a dryer is crazyyyyyy 😩😩😩😩

This is the closest I’ve gotten 😂

Lmaoooo ok

(Obvs I should’ve just deaded it rt there but I was young so😂 ) A guy brought up his gas situation once relative to a date & I asked him what was his philosophy on putting purchases on credit cards 💳 😂. He got so mad lmaoooo

Large chunks of tomato 🍅

Dulce de leche I can just keep going & going 😩

Well, yes

All I really want most days 🙂‍↕️🤣

Chicken breast (bone in). The superior piece of the bird!