12 year old kid next door gets his little sister to play in goal. Overheard today after a penalty was absolutely SMASHED past her : "I can't believe you've conceded that..." She's 8

beings a fan of the NY Mets has always been about struggle and failure and pain. but now we're one of the most expensive ball clubs in the league and we are also the absolute WORST. so it's not like the ol' days where we sucked but were also cheap. now we're like the most expensive pieces of shit

wow threads is absolutely ABYSMAL innit

The Pitt is really fucking good

I think I could eat mini eggs until I died. hit the upper limit. doctors have to conclude "too many mini eggs". I am serious.

quite the bundle on steam

fucking angine de poitrine are playing bristol in may and it sold out almost INSTANTLY. I'll kill to see this band

people talk about reckonings a lot. never seen one myself. a reckoning never arrives. it's always just "it's comin". where is it? where is this reckoning? are we gonna wait years and then three reckonings show up at once?

the issue in the end? the launcher was creating a read-only folder that it didn't have permission to write into. needed to reorder permissions on the folder. what a strange error.

trying to install tarkov - have enough room on drive, set a temp folder on a drive with even more space, run as admin, fresh install etc. I click install, it creates the EFT Live folder, then it just stops. doesn't do anything. weird.

York Minster absolutely lovely inside. Climbing the tower is worth it but be prepared for tight spaces and a lot of huffing and puffing

Love being up north - quite a nice restaurant, waiter is all suited and booted, introduces us to the menu and then adds "and if ye need the lav gizza shout I'll direct ya"

People are looking for names in the Epstein files but think about all the canny nonces who used fake names. There's gonna be a ton

Docusign employs about 7000 people. Tell me how the hell you find real work for 7000 people at fucking DOCUSIGN

THE LLAMAS ACTED RESPONSIBLY

this sort of shit is absolutely making the game better. well done refs. well done VAR. so exciting

why do the quarterbacks for the superbowl teams look like school bullies

I have never heard a bad bunny song in my life, and I don't mind it but it's not my vibe. regardless - this feels like an extremely important half time performance. this feels like a huge and vital FUCK YOU to the bastards

can't wait for the halftime superbowl show! is everyone else excited to see pedo apologist kid rock? or those other people?

tina melt pam sandwich salman bagel meg salad

question for football manager players - have ANY of you ever been insane enough to chose "treat at club" when a player has the flu? why is that option even in the game?!

when you hear a player is out injured for a football team you might think "ahhh its fine its only one guy" but we all remember playing against a team in 11s or 5s and "that one guy" was the lad who absolutely destroyed you

RIP Catherine O'Hara. One of the all time best comedic actors. 71 is far far too young.

why did they have to make the AI seem like an over-eager colleague? who says "SURE LET'S BREAK IT DOWN" or "ALRIGHT GREAT QUESTION LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO HERE" just give me the fucking answer. your calculator doesn't say "GREAT MATHS QUESTION! LET'S DIG IN HERE" it just says "4"

AND THEY SAID I WAS MAD TO STOCKPILE PORN

I issue hereby issue a challenge - listen to the narrator of this video without wanting to tear off your ears www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKv...

Trying to read an article on my phone. Fucking state of this. Screen real estate almost entirely ads and bollocks

Woo I finally finished this animation: youtu.be/s26rEpJA0vY If you want you can check it out 😄

had fish fingers for dinner but they were fancy ones. turns out the basic birds eye ones are the best ones. never making that mistake again.

if you want to understand pain, truly understand it fully and completely in your soul, try using Dailymotion

This sign in Zara almost looks like a graphic depicting a divorce

We are heartbroken to hear of the passing of T. K. Carter, beloved by genre fans for his role as Nauls in John Carpenter’s 1982 classic THE THING.

the further you get from the populated parts of the Earth, the more we work together. the research stations at the poles are the first layer, the ISS is the next, and of course our vital bases on Jupiter and the outer asteroid belt as a first-wave defence against the Zflar incursion

in 6 years John Cazale was in The Godfather 1 and 2, Dog Day Afternoon, The Conversation and The Deer Hunter. Then he died. In those 6 years he achieved more as a film actor than anyone in film history. He made ZERO bad movies in those 6 years. He was loved. He was amazing. What an absolute master

I have hours of recordings of me and justin roiland recording the rick and morty announcer pack for dota and the first session was a decent into utter madness. I have no idea if I could share it or not but it is juts bonkers

I am five minutes into megalopolis and it is already almost unwatchable. great cast, absolutely baffling script and direction. not even possible for this to become a cult movie

The Secret of My Success (1987, Michael J Fox) is like the epitome an 80s boomer-fantasy about business. The film is pitched as "bright young hopeful works his way up from the mailroom" but he LITERALLY HAS A RELATIVE WHO IS HIS RELATIVE AT A FANCY COMPANY. that's his "secret".

here's to a good 2026. I spent the last hour on the toilet so the only way is up. CHEERS!

movie fact of the day - Haing S. Ngor won the best supporting actor Oscar for the Killing Fields and rightly so. Who else was up for that Oscar? How about Mr Miyagi for Karate Kid. When you say films nowadays are bad, bear this in mind at all times : KARATE KID almost won an Oscar

Can anyone decode the "joke" in this cartoon? I was stumped.

when I try to explain dota to people it's very difficult to make it clear that...yes, after 13,000 hours there ARE still heroes I have barely played. heroes you might think....why? what is happening? this is 100% normal. it makes no sense

Meeeeeeerry Christmas

if, like me, you hadn't enjoyed either of the knives out movies then rest assured the most recent is actually pretty good. I enjoyed it. solid. funny at times. excellent performance from glenn close. if you ARE a fan of the other two knives out this message was not for you.

when Largo gets hexed by Lion, instead of turning into a frog he should turn into a little person. just saying.

These people are clowns.

Genuine question - does anyone have normal, not-insane parents who act rationally and are chill? I feel like everyone I know over 65 is absolutely barking mad 24/7

ben and I have a new podcast about star trek the next generation. we've really enjoyed making it and now it's out on various platforms. open.spotify.com/show/39TS0G6...

you see this and think nothing of it but my boy @purgegamers.bsky.social is like OH MY GOD ITS GAME CHANGING HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT

that was a bloody good jingle jam. loved it. you are an amazing community and you're making a real difference in the lives of people who need help.

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