Max Verstappen is the Sergio Ramos of F1

Delighted to be the first person ever to watch a Europa Conference League game tonight

Arsenal’s defending has been diabolical. Defensive mid has been terrible, spacing between the CBs is all off, and are just allowing Newcastle to run through the lines with ease

Ben White looks absolutely spent already

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Every shot is made infinitely better by the fact they’re using this throwback Premier League ball

Cole Palmer being nominated for Young Player of the Year is genuinely insane

Be still my beating heart

Actual adults supporting a team that has won the league are upset because an 18 year old stopped clapping in a guard of honour before everyone else …

Time to pray

No Ferdinand on commentary? It’s an early win

#AFC dropping 21 pts from leading positions indicates 2 things imo: Lack of depth & clinical finishing - both exacerbated by injuries & ‘randomness’ which are to an extent out of Arteta’s control, but what isn’t is persistently allowing them to play such a big role

3-0 up against Real Madrid. I’m dreaming

General quality of football this weekend has been so poor. Almost as if players are consistently overworked, and absolutely knackered

easily watching one of the best individual Premier League seasons of all time from Salah

Unmatched Aura

Would be nice if LITERALLY ANYONE could stay onside

Think we might have left Trossard in Dubai

Happy Valentine’s Day to this one ❤️ 🫶 🥰 🌹 💕

Really enjoyed recording this with Sam and James - always good to humble myself by speaking to fans of two relegation-threatened clubs

Rashford and Asensio playing for Villa would’ve been an crazy thing to see even 3 years ago

Ricky Gervais’ fans giving me an excellent reminder of why Twitter is a shithole 😂

They simply had to

Running out of ways I can repost this same thing

I would sign my soul away for an option to have commentary without Gary Neville

Kai Havertz will score this game

I don’t think people are quite ready for how good this kid will be. Been evident if you watch the Academy teams for a long while, but the ease with which he has transitioned into the senior side is really something

The new Champions League format is not good. That is all.

So many Arsenal games this season ruined by bizarre, one-off refereeing decisions. Getting to the point where it gets harder and harder to care

Kai Havertz, I will never quit you

Just remembered I have a TikTok in drafts from a football match way back in September. Rewatched it, and have a new found respect for people who can edit footage of themselves and not want to jump off the nearest cliff

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Reece James scored in injury time?

What an unforeseeable and shocking turn of events that nobody could have ever seen coming

Linda is just low-key racist. The way she is treating Fozia is so targeted #TraitorsUK

Get Joe in the bin. The guy social graces of a Soviet prison guard and detective skills of a visually-impaired sloth #TraitorsUK

Benjamin White > TAA

This 9 year old who is right next to the commentary mic at Craven Cottage needs to chill the fuck out

Arsenal’s best team in my mind is: Raya White-Saliba-Gabriel-Timber Ødegaard-Rice-Merino Saka-Havertz-Martinelli I can’t think of more than 3 games where they’ve played together

Banned for using twitter while driving; Scrolls Royce

I don’t think people are quite ready for how good this kid will be. Been evident if you watch the Academy teams for a long while, but the ease with which he has transitioned into the senior side is really something

In a year of terrible refereeing decisions, not sending of Joao Pedro for his missed elbow might be top 5. How that can be looked at so many times and not given genuinely astonished me

1 thing I’ve noticed with commentary around Cole Palmer this season is people talking about it ‘surely not being long’ until he is ‘given the keys’ to the England team. Definitely Arsenal fan bias here, but when will people realise Saka is the guy we need to build around in the national team???

Hahaha teams are just actively trying to score directly from corners against United now

New bio sorted

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We move (slowly)

So what minute are Ipswich scoring then?