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Once I had the idea that Chris Mason is doing Starmer's daily horoscope, I could not unhave it. Have a listen with that thought in your head. In terms of pacing, writing, and tone, it could not be more perfect.

It took catching tonsillitis to actual learn what my tonsils were 👀

It's hard not to laugh at a horror audio book I'm listening to when the villains are.... Taxidermy squirrels dress as jesus 😂

Find a friend who will help you create your idea for “The Lionel Blair Witch project” @inq800.bsky.social

Discovered today that I can add MRI scanners together with barbers chairs and dentist chairs as items I can happily fall asleep in

Does anyone else work for a business where you have to go into the director's office to check they ain't dead because they've been suspiciously quiet, or is thst just me?

Getting recommended thirst traps more than normal and I'm sat here just thinking "I wouldn't have gone with that colour in the bathroom"

Shout out to the bus driver who seems to know I'm late and is treating speed bumps as take off ramps!

I just got a targeted ad for marigolds 😭🤐

Apparently #tongueouttuesday is a thing

There was a time I wanted / got the latest gadget at Xmas... Today I got 3 tiny wicket baskets that fit perfectly in the mini cupboard which means its finally organised. I've never been happier with a gift 😂

Just yawned and made a noise like I was connecting to the Internet in the 90s 👀

Every plant help page is just clickbaiting me... "this could be due to it being too hot or too cold, too much watering or not enough watering, too much direct sunlight or not enough direct sunlight..." No wonder I kill em.

How on earth in 2025 are faith schools still allowed? 🤯

I'd love a job where my shits were extended

Dream update: Leaking captain picard's fake trade deal for China and convincing sky news it was real so they'd broadcast it 🤔

One of those 'I started so I'm going to finish it' ones. Very happy with how it came out!

Dream update: Drugs smuggling with Sarah Michelle gellar, with the cunning use of sewing pockets shut once they were full 👀

First day in Peru and waking to bird song you've never heard before 🥰

Saw someone smoking a cig in their car. With the windows up 🤢

Just dreamt I was being chased by Bill Murray and rebel Wilson on skateboards 👀

If you fold you pants and socks, we cannot be friends 👀

Like jesus, I'm judging you

Alien the musical and aliens with the muppets. Someone make these happen.

Lovely meal out tonight. Cocktail was particularly good. Nothing from the menu - just given them 3 words and they'll make something unique to match. Spiced rum and banana was delicious

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Bad knee, bad ankle, bad heels, constant aches and a broken bum.... Want to go skiing? Yeah sure! 🫢

The things I saw going on in the lord Roberts toilets this pride was an experience 👀🫣

Why do people keep dogs in cages? Seems so cruel

Still the most beautiful animated movie every made

Resist! I dare you

Been playing with my big boy toys again 😎

Me waiting for Netflix to make something in which I care whether any of the characters live or die... 😑

On this week's episode of "what did I eat to cause that dream?! 👀"... I was a set designer for a drag artist and I spent flipping ages lining the edges of her runway with oven chips two rows deep.

The roof light blind flying open at 3am like I was in the middle of a vampire film, was an experience 👀

Omg! Planet midnight! 👀😎

I refuse to read so 6th audio book of the year.... And they're all nuts 👀

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Beautiful find today

Why is the best sci-fi these days animation? This was excellent...

3 panels done. Can see me getting a projector and having summer film nights soon

5th book of the year

The range on my Bluetooth headphones is fantastic! Discovering this by leaving my phone on the treadmill whilst I went to the changing rooms wasn't ideal though 😬

This is brilliant! 😂

I've had worst saturdays

Zombie by the cranberries is probably one of the most inappropriate songs to be remixed into an easy listen dance track, but there it was playing at my barbers 👀

Never been double loaded before...

First wasp of the season and the size of it! No thank you 👀

The way gays go on about the sun, you'd swear they're solar powered