Andrew
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Maltesers addict Nottingham
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12 days ago
Once I had the idea that Chris Mason is doing Starmer's daily horoscope, I could not unhave it. Have a listen with that thought in your head. In terms of pacing, writing, and tone, it could not be more perfect.
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It took catching tonsillitis to actual learn what my tonsils were π
about 1 month ago
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It's hard not to laugh at a horror audio book I'm listening to when the villains are.... Taxidermy squirrels dress as jesus π
3 months ago
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Martyn With A Y
3 months ago
Find a friend who will help you create your idea for βThe Lionel Blair Witch projectβ
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Discovered today that I can add MRI scanners together with barbers chairs and dentist chairs as items I can happily fall asleep in
3 months ago
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Does anyone else work for a business where you have to go into the director's office to check they ain't dead because they've been suspiciously quiet, or is thst just me?
5 months ago
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Getting recommended thirst traps more than normal and I'm sat here just thinking "I wouldn't have gone with that colour in the bathroom"
5 months ago
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Shout out to the bus driver who seems to know I'm late and is treating speed bumps as take off ramps!
5 months ago
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I just got a targeted ad for marigolds ππ€
5 months ago
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Apparently
#tongueouttuesday
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6 months ago
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There was a time I wanted / got the latest gadget at Xmas... Today I got 3 tiny wicket baskets that fit perfectly in the mini cupboard which means its finally organised. I've never been happier with a gift π
6 months ago
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Just yawned and made a noise like I was connecting to the Internet in the 90s π
7 months ago
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Every plant help page is just clickbaiting me... "this could be due to it being too hot or too cold, too much watering or not enough watering, too much direct sunlight or not enough direct sunlight..." No wonder I kill em.
7 months ago
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How on earth in 2025 are faith schools still allowed? π€―
7 months ago
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I'd love a job where my shits were extended
8 months ago
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Dream update: Leaking captain picard's fake trade deal for China and convincing sky news it was real so they'd broadcast it π€
8 months ago
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Jim
8 months ago
One of those 'I started so I'm going to finish it' ones. Very happy with how it came out!
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Dream update: Drugs smuggling with Sarah Michelle gellar, with the cunning use of sewing pockets shut once they were full π
8 months ago
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First day in Peru and waking to bird song you've never heard before π₯°
9 months ago
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Saw someone smoking a cig in their car. With the windows up π€’
9 months ago
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Just dreamt I was being chased by Bill Murray and rebel Wilson on skateboards π
10 months ago
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If you fold you pants and socks, we cannot be friends π
10 months ago
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Like jesus, I'm judging you
10 months ago
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Alien the musical and aliens with the muppets. Someone make these happen.
10 months ago
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Lovely meal out tonight. Cocktail was particularly good. Nothing from the menu - just given them 3 words and they'll make something unique to match. Spiced rum and banana was delicious
11 months ago
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11 months ago
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Bad knee, bad ankle, bad heels, constant aches and a broken bum.... Want to go skiing? Yeah sure! π«’
11 months ago
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The things I saw going on in the lord Roberts toilets this pride was an experience ππ«£
11 months ago
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Why do people keep dogs in cages? Seems so cruel
11 months ago
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Still the most beautiful animated movie every made
add a skeleton here at some point
11 months ago
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Resist! I dare you
about 1 year ago
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Been playing with my big boy toys again π
about 1 year ago
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Me waiting for Netflix to make something in which I care whether any of the characters live or die... π
about 1 year ago
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On this week's episode of "what did I eat to cause that dream?! π"... I was a set designer for a drag artist and I spent flipping ages lining the edges of her runway with oven chips two rows deep.
about 1 year ago
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The roof light blind flying open at 3am like I was in the middle of a vampire film, was an experience π
about 1 year ago
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Omg! Planet midnight! ππ
about 1 year ago
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I refuse to read so 6th audio book of the year.... And they're all nuts π
about 1 year ago
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about 1 year ago
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Beautiful find today
about 1 year ago
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Why is the best sci-fi these days animation? This was excellent...
about 1 year ago
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3 panels done. Can see me getting a projector and having summer film nights soon
about 1 year ago
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5th book of the year
about 1 year ago
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The range on my Bluetooth headphones is fantastic! Discovering this by leaving my phone on the treadmill whilst I went to the changing rooms wasn't ideal though π¬
about 1 year ago
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This is brilliant! π
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
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I've had worst saturdays
about 1 year ago
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Zombie by the cranberries is probably one of the most inappropriate songs to be remixed into an easy listen dance track, but there it was playing at my barbers π
about 1 year ago
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Never been double loaded before...
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over 1 year ago
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First wasp of the season and the size of it! No thank you π
over 1 year ago
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The way gays go on about the sun, you'd swear they're solar powered
over 1 year ago
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